League One Gangsta Top Trumps

[dandannieldanok]

Name: Glen Johnson

GANGSTA TALK: 4

GANGSTA WALK: 6

GANGSTA ROOTS: 7 (Greenwich, London)

SHOOTING BRAAP: 5

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 8

RAPPING: 2

[Geo V]

NAME: Dudley "DJ" Campbell

GANGSTA WALK: 6

GANGSTA TALK: 3

GANSTA ROOTS: 5 London - Exact location not specified due to his mum being high on crack when born

SHOOTING (BRAP): 7

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 6

RAPPING: 4

[Koke]

From a quick google search...footballers who rap:

Benni McCarthy

Rapped on South African outfit TKZee's 1998 hit Shibobo, which sampled The Final Countdown by Europe! He also released the album Get Ready To Rumble, which was apparently not a nod to UK rap sensations PJ and Duncan!

Clint Dempsey

'Deuce' Dempsey released Don't Tread with late US rapper Big Hawk. The track was featured as part of a Nike advertising campaign.

Ian Wright

The Arsenal legend released Do The Wright Thing in 1993. An unsurprisingly large amount of unwanted copies are now knocking about the internet.

Jay-Jay Okocha

Released My Name is Jay-Jay in 1994, but was always more comfortable freestyling on the pitch than in the recording studio.

Didier Drogba

The Chelsea striker is working on an album to be released under the pseudonym Drogbacite.

Add Andrew Cole to that list.

[General Smuts]

Add Andrew Cole to that list.

And Gazza of course - 'Fog On The Tyne' anyone?

And John Barnes on 'World In Motion'

[Edmund]

so if your mixed race slash black and you play football you are basically gangster as the 90% are.

[Koke]

so if your mixed race slash black and you play football you are basically gangster as the 90% are.

Pretty much yeah.

[Koke]

Name: Jermaine Pennant

GANGSTA WALK: 8

GANGSTA TALK: 8

GANGSTA ROOTS: 10 (Nottingham)

SHOOTING BRAP: 7

ABILITY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 2

RAPPING: 0

On 23 January 2005, Pennant was arrested and charged with drunk-driving after crashing his Mercedes into a lamp-post in Aylesbury, while serving a sixteen month driving ban and uninsured. Upon being arrested, Pennant initially gave his name as that of Arsenal teammate Ashley Cole. Pennant pleaded guilty to drunk-driving and driving whilst disqualified, and he was sentenced to ninety days in prison on 1 March. He was released on parole after 30 days and immediately returned to playing for Birmingham, although he had to wear an electronic tag at all times, including while on the pitch. His problems continued, as he was reportedly involved in other incidents resulting in Birmingham's manager, Steve Bruce, issuing him with a warning. Bruce had earlier sparked rumours concerning Pennant's education, or lack thereof, after observing that Pennant was unable to read or write

[General Smuts]

NAME: Lee Arnold Nelson Arcadia Philpott

GANGSTA WALK: 10

GANGSTA TALK: 2

GANSTA ROOTS: 5 (Barnet)

SHOOTING (BRAP): 3

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 10

RAPPING: 10 - the man is a human beatbox

[Edmund]

NAME: Djibril Aruun Cissé

GANGSTA WALK: 9

GANGSTA TALK (Le Francais) : 9

GANSTA ROOTS: 8 (French Ghetto)

SHOOTING (BRAP): 7

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 8

RAPPING: 10

Now this is a real gangster. Im sorry but half of the posts have been shocking.

[Edmund]

NAME: Éric Daniel Pierre Cantona

GANGSTA WALK: 6

GANGSTA TALK (Le Francais) : 6

GANSTA ROOTS: 6 (French Ghetto)

SHOOTING (BRAP): 10

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 10

RAPPING: 6

[General Smuts]

NAME: Djibril Aruun Cissé

GANGSTA WALK: 9

GANGSTA TALK (Le Francais) : 9

GANSTA ROOTS: 8 (French Ghetto)

SHOOTING (BRAP): 7

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 8

RAPPING: 10

Now this is a real gangster. Im sorry but half of the posts have been shocking.

But he's never played in the championship.

[Alexikokopops]

But he's never played in the championship.

Neither have half the players posted, just look at page 4.

[Alexikokopops]

Someone has GOT to do Franck Rolling. He can out-gangsta this lot.

If you Google Image search him this comes up on the first page:

I think no more need be said.

[General Smuts]

If you Google Image search him this comes up on the first page:

I think no more need be said.

[Koke]

If you Google Image search him this comes up on the first page:

I think no more need be said.

He'd be a definite starter in my Gangsta 11

[General Smuts]

He'd be a definite starter in my Gangsta 11

A gang* 11 would be an epic idea!

11 Gangsta's in one team.

Team's gentlemen? ...

[Geo V]

NAME: Marco André Zoro Kpolo (aka Marc Zoro)

GANGSTA WALK: 9

GANGSTA TALK: 9

GANSTA ROOTS: 6 Abidjan, Ivory Coast

SHOOTING (BRAP): 2

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 1

RAPPING: 3

Troubled Zoro is famous for stopping a match in Serie A when playing for Messina against Inter. The game was stopped for 5 mins after he got sick and tired of the racist abuse from the Inter fans and was persuaded to allow the game to continue by Brazilian Adriano. He`s a bad boy and outspoken and said this when Messina were messing him about over a new deal "I've read that some of the management won't talk to me about a new contract because they want to leave me hanging. I find this an insult to my professionalism. I have always trained hard and never let outside things influence me. I will also leave them hanging and see if the right club comes in for me.". He has this summer transferred to Benfica.

Braaaaaaaaaap, Braaaaaaaaaaaap, Braaaaaaaaaaaaap.

[Daggers]

Add you own!

"He's a nice boy" says Allen.

He's the kind of lad you could take home and be served his teatime by your Mum and you know that although his tattoos would unsettle her, she would be won over by his polite manners.

[lildave3]

"He's a nice boy" says Allen.

He's the kind of lad you could take home and be served his teatime by your Mum and you know that although his tattoos would unsettle her, she would be won over by his polite manners.

Alot of effort has gone into that.

[Alexikokopops]

"He's a nice boy" says Allen.

He's the kind of lad you could take home and be served his teatime by your Mum and you know that although his tattoos would unsettle her, she would be won over by his polite manners.

gol

[General Smuts]

Golly Gee Willikers

[Father Ted]

Name : PETER CROUCH

GANGSTA WALK: 7

GANGSTA TALK: 8

GANSTA ROOTS: 2 (Macclesfield)

SHOOTING (BRAP): 2

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 6

RAPPING: 10

[Geo V]

Name : GARY MEGSON

GANGSTA WALK: 0 (see below)

GANGSTA TALK: 3

GANSTA ROOTS: 6 (Manchester)

SHOOTING (BRAAAAP): 2

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 7

RAPPING: 3

[Fez of Mahrez]

NAME: Ray Jones (QPR)

GANGSTA WALK: 3

GANGSTA TALK: 4

GANSTA ROOTS: 4 (Shepherds Bush - South Africa Road, blud)

SHOOTING (BRAP): 7

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 10

RAPPING: 5

[Lineker's Left Foot]

Don't get the point of this topic (think of Spudgun, Eddie Hitler and Dave Hedgehog in Bottom when they're trying to play charads with Richie Richard at Xmas and that's how I feel as I haven't got a clue)... oh well

Name: CALEB FOLAN

GANGSTA WALK: 9

GANGSTA TALK: 10

GANGSTA ROOTS: 8 (Chesterfield?)

SHOOTING BRAP: 9

ABILITY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 2

RAPPING: 5 with the Mark Morrison