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League One Gangsta Top Trumps

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look at that hollar

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I'm reckoning that's the scream of a little boy that got lost because he ran off in a straight line and never found a goal at the end...

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Would have thought Birmingham was a bit more gangsta than that?

Depends which part of Birmingham doesn't it.

I'd of gone for a solid 7 on the presumption it was a rough part.

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Name: Curtis Davies

GANSTA WALK: 8

GANGSTA TALK: 4

GANGSTA ROOTS: 6 (Leytonstone)

SHOOTING BRAP: 6

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 9

RAPPING: 8

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Name: Ryan Smith

GANSTA WALK: 1

GANGSTA TALK: 10

GANGSTA ROOTS: 8 (Archway, Islington, London)

SHOOTING BRAP: 5

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 10

RAPPING: 7

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Name: Anton Ferdinand

GANSTA WALK: 7.5

GANGSTA TALK: 9

GANGSTA ROOTS: 8 (Back of boozer in Peckham, London)

SHOOTING BRAP: 8

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 2

RAPPING: 4

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Name: Emile 'Bruno' Heskey

GANSTA WALK: 10

GANGSTA TALK: 10

GANGSTA ROOTS: 11 (Highfields, Lesta)

SHOOTING BRAP: 10

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 10

RAPPING: 10

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Name: Emile 'Bruno' Heskey

GANSTA WALK: 10

GANGSTA TALK: 10

GANGSTA ROOTS: 10 (Lesta)

SHOOTING BRAP: 10

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 10

RAPPING: 10

Just about to post that, and hs roots aren't JUST 'lesta' it's highfields, that gives him an 11

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NAME: Joey Barton

GANSTA WALK: 1

GANGSTA TALK: 9'IKE AR KID

GANGSTA ROOTS: 10 (Liverpool, oh and his brothers an axe murderer)

SHOOTING BRAP: 3

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 0

RAPPING: 5

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Name: Clinton Morrison

GANGSTA WALK: 2

GANGSTA TALK: 3

GANGSTA ROOTS: 1 (Wandsworth, London)

SHOOTING BRAP: 2

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 2

RAPPING: 0

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Name: Clinton Morrison

GANGSTA WALK: 2

GANGSTA TALK: 3

GANGSTA ROOTS: 1 (Wandsworth, London)

SHOOTING BRAP: 2

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 2

RAPPING: 0

What!!! Clinton is the most gangsta of them all!!

Top o' the morning to him!

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What!!! Clinton is the most gangsta of them all!!

Top o' the morning to him!

The fact that his last name is a supermarket wont go down well in "the hood".

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Jamie Lawrence

He had a pineapple on his head and a shotgun in his pants - enuff said!!

From wikipedia - Lawrence was, as a youth, involved in crime and was eventually imprisoned, aged 19. While playing for his prison side he was spotted by Cowes Sports, and then while playing for them spotted by Sunderland manager Terry Butcher.

Agreed. It doesn't get anymore gangsta than getting spotted playing for your prison side :worship:

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From wikipedia - Lawrence was, as a youth, involved in crime and was eventually imprisoned, aged 19. While playing for his prison side he was spotted by Cowes Sports, and then while playing for them spotted by Sunderland manager Terry Butcher.

Agreed. It doesn't get anymore gangsta than getting spotted playing for your prison side :worship:

He's an all-round Tenner - Cant get more gangsta than that. :worship:

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Name: Chris Byrne

GANGSTA WALK: 8

GANGSTA TALK: 7

GANGSTA ROOTS: 3 (Hulme, Manchester)

SHOOTING BRAP: 10

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 6

RAPPING: 1

THIS BOY HAS ACTUALLY DONE A FEW ARMED ROBBERIES IN HIS TIME AND GOT SHOT ONCE OR TWICE. SHAME HE DIDN'T PLAY IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP LAST YEAR AS HE'S A CRAZEEE MOTHER FOOKER.

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Name: Chris Byrne

GANGSTA ROOTS: 3 (Hulme, Manchester)

If he grew up in hulme about fifteen years or more ago I'd give him at least a six on the gangsta roots. Was easily as bad as Moss Side (9), Cheetham (10) and Longsight (9).

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NAME: Dwight Yorke

GANGSTA WALK: 7

GANGSTA TALK: 3

GANSTA ROOTS: 8 (Trinidad)

SHOOTING (BRAP): 7

ABILITY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 9

RAPPING: 2

Has at least one baby mother bringing up his kid in Jordan, shags loads of women and leaves them without remorse and has allegedly starred in many a private filth movie. Millionaire and well traveled original gangsta who loves nothing more than hanging with his homies and getting his freak on. Looking at his eyes I`d guess he loves a joint along with his gin and juice.

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I'm sorry but all this talk of Morrison being gangsta is far from the truth. Saw an interview once and he was saying as a teenager he would rather go shopping with his mother than hang out with his mates, and when seen out and about he use to get bullied a bit back at school.

I know gangstas love their mums but this is taking it a bit too far. No drugs, no hoes and no chilling on the stoop!

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