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Manwell Pablo

League One Gangsta Top Trumps

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When I was a kid my Mum used to sew my initials on a tag into the inside of my PE kit in case another kid took it home by mistake. Do football players do that then? By mistake?

I also had mittens on a piece of elastic.

Do you reckon Megson has them as well?

He seems a bit old is all....

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Name: Faustino Asprilla

GANGSTA TALK: 10

GANGSTA WALK: 10

GANGSTA ROOTS: 10 ( colombia )

SHOOTING BRAP: 10

ABILITY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND:4

RAPPING: 1

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Faustino Hernán Asprilla Hinestroza (born November 10, 1969 in Tuluá) Although undeniably talented he is also a controversial figure for his unpredictable temper. Unfortunately when it came to the World Cup proper the team was in disarray, and Asprilla walked out on his team mates mid way through the group phase. He was also the first Colombian player to be red carded for fighting with an opposing player, Paraguayan goal keeper José Luis Chilavert, whom he assaulted during a World Cup qualifying match in 1997. During the 1998 World Cup Asprilla was expected to be one of the players of the tournament, but Colombia lost to the USA unexpectedly after death threats to the players and their families before the tie
Colombian authorities have ordered the arrest of former Newcastle United star Faustino Asprilla after he allegedly opened fire with a handgun after a week-end drinking spree.
The illegal weapons charge, which could result in a $450 fine, echoed an incident in 1995 when Asprilla grabbed headlines by pumping several pistol rounds into the air outside a hotel disco in the Caribbean resort of Cartagena.
Faustino Asprilla, Parma's Colombian forward, has been given a one-year suspended prison sentence for carrying illegal weapons in his home town of Tulua. Asprilla was charged in January after he brandished two guns during a dispute while on holiday
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WHAT how come nobody has done leeroy lita?!

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Name: Leroy Lita

GANGSTA TALK: 8

GANGSTA WALK: 8

GANGSTA ROOTS:8 (Kinshasa, DR Congo)

SHOOTING BRAP: 8

ABILITY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND:5

RAPPING: 7

Reading striker Leroy Lita, 21, is being questioned by police in Bristol over the alleged attack in Haymarket, in the early hours of Sunday morning.

The England Under 21 striker signed for the Premiership side last summer from Bristol City for £1m.

He has been accused of leaving his alleged victim with a black eye.

  • 2 months later...
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THREAD OF THE YEAR EDITON!!

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NAME: Manuel Pablo

GANGSTA TALK: 8 (hispanic gansta styley)

GANGSTA WALK: 8 (aided by series of broken legs)

GANGSTA ROOTS: 1 (Arcuas)

SHOOTING BRAP: 9

ABILITY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 2

RAPPING: 7. Hombre.

  • 8 months later...
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NAME: Pascal Chimbonda

GANGSTA WALK: 10

GANGSTA TALK: 10

GANGSTA ROOTS: Les Abymes Dunno what it's like so I'll say 6

SHOOTING (BRAP):5

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 10

RAPPING: 7

EDIT: The finest edition ever if for nothing else but the picture, BRAP!

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NAME: Jermaine Beckford

GANGSTA WALK: 7

GANGSTA TALK: 10

GANGSTA ROOTS: Landon - Peckham

SHOOTING (BRAP): 8 - The picture shows.

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 7

RAPPING: 8

Brap!

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NAME: Ishmel Demontagnac

GANGSTA WALK: 6

GANGSTA TALK: 7

GANGSTA ROOTS: 3 (London)

SHOOTING (BRAP): 7

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 5

RAPPING: 5 (He can't fit his name into it)

  • 1 year later...
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NAME: Max Gradel :worship:

GANGSTA WALK: 9

GANGSTA TALK: 6

GANGSTA ROOTS: Abidjan, Côte d\\\'Ivoire 7

SHOOTING (BRAP): 8

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 6

RAPPING: 6

Sorry, I simply can't get behind this review.

Now I'm not saying that 'gay' can not be 'Gangsta', but surely one should look at the photo again....

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WHAT how come nobody has done leeroy lita?!

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Name: Leroy Lita

GANGSTA TALK: 8

GANGSTA WALK: 8

GANGSTA ROOTS:8 (Kinshasa, DR Congo)

SHOOTING BRAP: 8

ABILITY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND:5

RAPPING: 7

Reading striker Leroy Lita, 21, is being questioned by police in Bristol over the alleged attack in Haymarket, in the early hours of Sunday morning.

The England Under 21 striker signed for the Premiership side last summer from Bristol City for £1m.

He has been accused of leaving his alleged victim with a black eye.

I can't remember writing this but I feel really fooking sad now. :laugh:

  • 2 years later...
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NAME: Jermaine Beckford

GANGSTA WALK: 7

GANGSTA TALK: 10

GANGSTA ROOTS: Landon - Peckham

SHOOTING (BRAP): 8 - The picture shows.

ABILTY TO LAY BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY AND HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND: 7

RAPPING: 8

Brap!

:ph34r:

Posted

8 Seems a bit high for shooting (brap)

and 7 too high for cash, mo money mo problems. :o

Posted

and 7 too high for cash, mo money mo problems. :o

I think the Mind on the money attribut was the ability to think about all the bling they got back at the crib when their suppose to be performing on the football pitch

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I think the Mind on the money attribut was the ability to think about all the bling they got back at the crib when their suppose to be performing on the football pitch

He should be grabbing a ten for that then.

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