The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Didn't like Clarissa, preferred Belle from Walt Disney's Beauty & the Beast. Fit What about the girls out of Scooby Doo?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 What about the girls out of Scooby Doo? I'd probably boot that little turd scrappy doo out the car nail the blonde if the seats were leather, wouldn't overly excite me though
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Scooby. Doobey. Doo Ye I wouldn't mind slamming my stake into buffy
mancunianfox Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Ye I wouldn't mind slamming my stake into buffy I would be too distracted by her deformed nose
Joe. Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 I would be too distracted by her deformed nose I'm sure other things would distract you more
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Someone told me I look like Freddy Prinz Jr - wasn't he in that film? I could have crept on set and bammed her. (colloquial: had sex with her in a rough manner)
Dames Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 I'm sure other things would distract you more Exactly :w00t: Some people are too fussy.
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 SMG would get it. And I'm not talking about a sub-machine gun.
Dames Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Someone told me I look like Freddy Prinz Jr - wasn't he in that film?I could have crept on set and bammed her. (colloquial: had sex with her in a rough manner) Didnt he get married to her or something ?
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Didnt he get married to her or something ? That's a fairly extreme strategy just for a bit of sex. By all means promise to marry her... but actually going through with it....
Manwell Pablo Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Didnt he get married to her or something ? Yes and they are still married, unfortunatley.
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Yes and they are still married, unfortunatley. Prediction. They got married. The sex dried up. SMG is now gagging for a bit of TPH. 3 times nightly = 3(SMGTPH) = Beautiful Children.
Manwell Pablo Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Prediction.They got married. The sex dried up. SMG is now gagging for a bit of TPH. 3 times nightly = 3(SMGTPH) = Beautiful Children. If you say so, dude.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 I would be too distracted by her deformed nose Put a bag over her head, simple, just cut two holes for her eyes so she can navigate and a hole for her mouth so she can..................................
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Put a bag over her head, simple, just cut two holes for her eyes so she can navigate and a hole for her mouth so she can.................................. Just cut one hole, for her nose, not 2 for her eyes, should be more than enough clues then to aid navigation.
mancunianfox Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Put a bag over her head, simple, just cut two holes for her eyes so she can navigate and a hole for her mouth so she can.................................. Funny you should mention that...My gf showed me an article about 'bagging' the other day in some retarded magazine she was reading. Apparently couples do it to pretend their making out with someone else. The funny thing about the article though is that in one of the articles the woman wasn't bothered that her bloke had been slamming some other bird but was deeply upset when she found out he had been bagging with her too. Strange world
Manwell Pablo Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Just cut one hole, for her nose, not 2 for her eyes, should be more than enough clues then to aid navigation. And she wouldn't be able to see you. Which would be a big plus for her.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Just cut one hole, for her nose, not 2 for her eyes, should be more than enough clues then to aid navigation. That would just be weird, a steve bruce sticking out of a brown paper bag and nothing else! Horrific
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 And she wouldn't be able to see you. Which would be a big plus for her. Yeah - she could imagine I was someone else. She wouldn't have my real name anyway, so in a way, I WOULD be someone else.
Simon Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Funny you should mention that...My gf showed me an article about 'bagging' the other day in some retarded magazine she was reading. Apparently couples do it to pretend their making out with someone else. The funny thing about the article though is that in one of the articles the woman wasn't bothered that her bloke had been slamming some other bird but was deeply upset when she found out he had been bagging with her too. Strange world Thats just some real crazy shit right there... I'm sure TPH has never felt the need to resort to such measures...
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Posted 26 July 2007 Thats just some real crazy shit right there...I'm sure TPH has never felt the need to resort to such measures... When I'm naked and about to get 'on the job' - the last word I want to hear is measure. It's not the size that counts lads.
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