BartonFox Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 When I'm naked and about to get 'on the job' - the last word I want to hear is measure.It's not the size that counts lads. Keep telling yourself that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 Keep telling your girlfriend that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 Keep telling yourself that I'm certainly going to keep telling my girlfriend that. I whisper it in her ear as she sleeps through the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 His Girlfriend keeps telling me that. OLE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn Claw Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 When I'm naked and about to get 'on the job' - the last word I want to hear is measure.It's not the size that counts lads. Well when you have size and technique issues then it is a real problem... Bit like Levi Porter really (only Joshing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 His Girlfriend keeps telling me that. It's disrespectful to keep calling your Mum 'His Girlfriend'. After everything she did for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 His Girlfriend keeps telling me that.OLE? I'm confused now, but if all this means that you're sleeping with my girlfriend, can you give her a message for me? I'm nearly out of clean socks and I could do with her coming home and doing some washing. Thanks, Mablo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 Mary-Kate and Ashley anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 Mary-Kate and Ashley anyone? Mighty close to Chris Langham/Pete Townswend territory. You'd better start perfecting your "I was only interested in them for research purposes" excuses if this continues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mancunianfox Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 Mary-Kate and Ashley anyone? Could have picked a more recent picture. Wouldn't say no to either though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 I'm confused now, but if all this means that you're sleeping with my girlfriend, can you give her a message for me?I'm nearly out of clean socks and I could do with her coming home and doing some washing. Thanks, Mablo. I tried, but I seen to have got my women mixed up, now my Girlfriend in on her way to clean your socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnydipper Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 In response to the bagging Does that mean if she's got a Harrods bag on you're doing a posh bird but if it's from Kwik Save you're a bit down on your luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 I tried, but I seen to have got my women mixed up, now my Girlfriend in on her way to clean your socks. Fantastic. If she's getting a look at my socks though - I feel I need to stress.. there really is no link between size of feet and size of penis. Thankyou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 I love the fact that he updates us pretty much every couple of days. Way better than the last OS / Management Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 I love the fact that he updates us pretty much every couple of days. Way better than the last OS / Management Team I love the fact you probably have no idea what's going on in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 I love the fact you probably have no idea what's going on in this thread. What IS going on in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 Fantastic.If she's getting a look at my socks though - I feel I need to stress.. there really is no link between size of feet and size of penis. Thankyou. I know, quite sadly, as I have size 13 feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 I love the fact that he updates us pretty much every couple of days. Way better than the last OS / Management Team Can you keep on-topic please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 What IS going on in this thread? Not alot about the manager speaking, i'll tell you that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 I know, quite sadly, as I have size 13 feet. Unlucky - it's actually inversely proportional. And my feet are barely visible to the naked eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 Unlucky - it's actually inversely proportional.And my feet are barely visible to the naked eye. That's because you have no legs. Or so I've heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mancunianfox Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 In response to the baggingDoes that mean if she's got a Harrods bag on you're doing a posh bird but if it's from Kwik Save you're a bit down on your luck? Dunno Never really thought about that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted 26 July 2007 Share Posted 26 July 2007 Unlucky - it's actually inversely proportional.And my feet are barely visible to the naked eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 27 July 2007 Share Posted 27 July 2007 Dunno where this little beauty thought it was sliding away too. Sally off Home and Away - back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynny Posted 27 July 2007 Share Posted 27 July 2007 M_P was right about Scotland not being abroad. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are only called countries by convention and are technically provinces of the United Kingdom, which is the country. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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