Daggers Posted 30 July 2007 Posted 30 July 2007 Me and the dog found common ground - it turns out that we both love Sutton Park, we both hate cats and we both enjoy eating. So we have managed to muddle along quite well...until this weekend. He has learned to guff. This thing is only fifteen weeks old yet the gas that comes out of his ring-piece smells as though something died there when he was born. Christ! No word of a lie, it is condensed evil in vapour form.
Phube Posted 30 July 2007 Posted 30 July 2007 Me and the dog found common ground - it turns out that we both love Sutton Park, we both hate cats and we both enjoy eating. So we have managed to muddle along quite well...until this weekend.He has learned to guff. This thing is only fifteen weeks old yet the gas that comes out of his ring-piece smells as though something died there when he was born. Christ! No word of a lie, it is condensed evil in vapour form. You'll learn to appreciate that when you let one go, you can blame it on the dog!! Generations of people, old and young have used this patented technique!!
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 30 July 2007 Posted 30 July 2007 You'll learn to appreciate that when you let one go, you can blame it on the dog!! Generations of people, old and young have used this patented technique!! My sisters puppy is 18 weeks old now and I aint smelt his arse yet, ace
l444ry Posted 30 July 2007 Posted 30 July 2007 My Bulldog farts and burps for England, Daggers. Feel honoured that yours doesn't behave like that!!!
Daggers Posted 30 July 2007 Author Posted 30 July 2007 My Bulldog farts and burps for England, Daggers. Feel honoured that yours doesn't behave like that!!! I never knew it was an Olympic event
Alexikokopops Posted 30 July 2007 Posted 30 July 2007 I never knew it was an Olympic event Rumours are that we're pushing for it to be included in 2012.
Daggers Posted 30 July 2007 Author Posted 30 July 2007 Rumours are that we're pushing for it to be included in 2012. 'Pushing' should be an Olympic event. As should 'Queueing nicely'.
AyewJoking Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 My mums got an 8 month old jack russell who likes to eat his own sh1t and also the cats sh1t. He then jumps up and tries to share it with you.
Simi Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 'Pushing' should be an Olympic event.As should 'Queueing nicely'. Give the Brits a chance?
Stevosevic Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 My mums got an 8 month old jack russell who likes to eat his own sh1t and also the cats sh1t. He then jumps up and tries to share it with you. Dogs, don't you just love them? Superb pets, man's best friend. A cliche that certainly is true.
Blue Bob Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 My mums got an 8 month old jack russell who likes to eat his own sh1t and also the cats sh1t. He then jumps up and tries to share it with you. They say dogs take after their owners, so just make sure your Mum has brushed her teeth before kissing you good night
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