THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 From BBC... Leicester boss Martin Allen is getting his players ready for the new season - by making them clean the Walkers Stadium toilets. (The Sun) This got me thinking, if you were cleaning the toilets at LCFC, which player would you want to be sharing shift with and why. Me? I'd have to go with Stephen Hughes, I would deliberately eats alot of nuts the night before then lay a juicy fat one off the backboard before the cleansing operation is due to begin, I would then use Stephens mop of hair to brush away the smudged stench ridden turd whilst using his teeth to pick away at the lil bitty nuts. Then I'd finish by spraying down some toilet duck with his head being flushed until he agrees a deal to **** off back to Scotland. Ah yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 From BBC...Leicester boss Martin Allen is getting his players ready for the new season - by making them clean the Walkers Stadium toilets. (The Sun) This got me thinking, if you were cleaning the toilets at LCFC, which player would you want to be sharing shift with and why. Me? I'd have to go with Stephen Hughes, I would deliberately eats alot of nuts the night before then lay a juicy fat one off the backboard before the cleansing operation is due to begin, I would then use Stephens mop of hair to brush away the smudged stench ridden turd whilst using his teeth to pick away at the lil bitty nuts. Then I'd finish by spraying down some toilet duck with his head being flushed until he agrees a deal to **** off back to Scotland. Ah yes! After some of the performances by many of our players last season, this would be suitable punishment!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets Be having You Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 From BBC...Leicester boss Martin Allen is getting his players ready for the new season - by making them clean the Walkers Stadium toilets. (The Sun) This got me thinking, if you were cleaning the toilets at LCFC, which player would you want to be sharing shift with and why. Me? I'd have to go with Stephen Hughes, I would deliberately eats alot of nuts the night before then lay a juicy fat one off the backboard before the cleansing operation is due to begin, I would then use Stephens mop of hair to brush away the smudged stench ridden turd whilst using his teeth to pick away at the lil bitty nuts. Then I'd finish by spraying down some toilet duck with his head being flushed until he agrees a deal to **** off back to Scotland. Ah yes! Martin has just been on talksport and said he was misquoted,it was very funny to listen to him,he said MM wants promotion and he wants it very quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox in a Box Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 Martin has just been on talksport and said he was misquoted,it was very funny to listen to him,he said MM wants promotion and he wants it very quickly. They have been discussing the topic this morning with Alan Brazil on talksport and I dont think they understood the 'teamwork' ethic, if the tea lady, megastore, toilet cleaner whoever pull in the right direction then the WHOLE TEAM would succeed. A good way of knitting the team together. Good work MA, he aint shy is he and the lads mucked in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyB Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 What a bunch of scrubbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 1 August 2007 Author Share Posted 1 August 2007 What a bunch of scrubbers They should clean their own shit off the toilets though, just because cleaning staff are hired doesn't mean you shouldn't scrape away your leftovers. It's like deliberately dropping rubbish because you know someones paid to pick it up. I'm going to send Milan an email. Pooing in the right direction = Promotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo V Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 Someone find out which cubicle Elvis is cleaning for me please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 Is he asking for a player revolt <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedOnRed Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 What do people think of some of Martin Allen's unorthodox team building methods? Martin Allen Gets Team Cleaning Toilets At The Dons he used some weird methods such as hiring a clapped out old coach and taking the squad to a one star hotel down in the west country. If anyone dared to complain they were booted out, not just of the trip but the club. I suppose it does bring some people down to earth but ultimately i'm not too sure what it all proves myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevec Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 What do people think of some of Martin Allen's unorthodox team building methods?Martin Allen Gets Team Cleaning Toilets At The Dons he used some weird methods such as hiring a clapped out old coach and taking the squad to a one star hotel down in the west country. If anyone dared to complain they were booted out, not just of the trip but the club. I suppose it does bring some people down to earth but ultimately i'm not too sure what it all proves myself. Story was made up - they had a stadium tour - Sun turned into "Cleaning Toilets". You should know better than to believe the Sun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 What do people think of some of Martin Allen's unorthodox team building methods?Martin Allen Gets Team Cleaning Toilets At The Dons he used some weird methods such as hiring a clapped out old coach and taking the squad to a one star hotel down in the west country. If anyone dared to complain they were booted out, not just of the trip but the club. I suppose it does bring some people down to earth but ultimately i'm not too sure what it all proves myself. I'm sure that's just because it's all the Dons could afford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 I like it. Whether it has any effect or not, I don't know. But it's nice to hear about stuff like this to counterbalance the constant hearsay about drinking and gambling in players' own time. Anything that grounds the younger players even a tiny bit is good in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommeh Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 What do people think of some of Martin Allen's unorthodox team building methods?Martin Allen Gets Team Cleaning Toilets At The Dons he used some weird methods such as hiring a clapped out old coach and taking the squad to a one star hotel down in the west country. If anyone dared to complain they were booted out, not just of the trip but the club. I suppose it does bring some people down to earth but ultimately i'm not too sure what it all proves myself. well from what I've seen of Allen from the training the other night and his methods with the players and also his judging of our current squad, the guy has been a breath of fresh air and will be a huge success at this club for many years to come and I don't give a flying shit what you or any other bitter opposition fans want to say about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 What do people think of some of Martin Allen's unorthodox team building methods?Martin Allen Gets Team Cleaning Toilets At The Dons he used some weird methods such as hiring a clapped out old coach and taking the squad to a one star hotel down in the west country. If anyone dared to complain they were booted out, not just of the trip but the club. I suppose it does bring some people down to earth but ultimately i'm not too sure what it all proves myself. I'm not too sure what I believe about Allen's methods at present. It's too early to tell, i'm not fussed what he does as long as he can get this team achieving. One things for sure, he doesn't seem to fook about. He'll not take any shit and if someone's not pulling their weight or is causing problems then they'll be gotten rid of. Obviously you don't want too many players being constantly binned because that then leads to questions whether perhaps the manager isn't always in the right. But having put up with some truely inept managers over the past few years, i'm delighted with a fresh approach from a man who seems to gain respect left, right and centre. He's unusual, but I think he's the sort of manager this club needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedOnRed Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 Story was made up - they had a stadium tour - Sun turned into "Cleaning Toilets". You should know better than to believe the Sun! The story runs in loads of other places, even on Australia's 4-4-2... Oz 4-4-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 The story runs in loads of other places, even on Australia's 4-4-2...Oz 4-4-2 but that says it's from the sun anyway he his "clean round the bend" so maybe his nickname should be toilet duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 I read something before about the players each doing a shift at a different part of the club. eg. ticket office etc. and maybe one of the jobs was being a cleaner and they took it from there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Fox Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 The story runs in loads of other places, even on Australia's 4-4-2...Oz 4-4-2 Yeah, but they stole it from The Sun in the first place, so it could well be a load of bollox. However, I agree with Fez - I can't figure what purpose it does serve but it takes all the hype out. MA seems to be instilling a "no-one is big at this club" mentality. And I like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedOnRed Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 MA seems to be instilling a "no-one is big at this club" mentality. And I like that That sounds good but surely it doesn't come across as being too appealing to any hot transfer prospects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the Hat Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 That sounds good but surely it doesn't come across as being too appealing to any hot transfer prospects? If they can't handle a day or two in the ticket office or elsewhere to understand they aren't the only important people at the club then they aren't going to make it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevec Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 The story runs in loads of other places, even on Australia's 4-4-2...Oz 4-4-2 MA was on the radio this morning rubbishing the story - so straight from the horses mouth - so to speak. Plus as supporters we know they did a stadium tour because of the coverage on the OS. Its a cracking job being a sports writer for papers like the sun - you can make up what you like and it gets printed and rarely will there be repercussions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedOnRed Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 If they can't handle a day or two in the ticket office or elsewhere to understand they aren't the only important people at the club then they aren't going to make it anyway. They could do with some of that at Chelsea. I'd love to see Didier Drogba taking tickets and operating the turnstiles and bumping into Frank Lampard cleaning the bogs and John Terry trying to get rid of some huge turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wycombe Fox Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 ...John Terry trying to get rid of some little turd. Dennis Wise left years ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karljohn Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 They could do with some of that at Chelsea. I'd love to see Didier Drogba taking tickets and operating the turnstiles and bumping into Frank Lampard cleaning the bogs and John Terry trying to get rid of some huge turd. Surely Lampard would be working the hot dog and pie van? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedOnRed Posted 1 August 2007 Share Posted 1 August 2007 Surely Lampard would be working the hot dog and pie van? I wouldn't buy food off him. These players are gobbing too much and wiping their noses on the back of their sleeves. He'd have to go on some food hygiene course first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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