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Viennese Whirls

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Mmmmmm 6 for breakfast.

Best breakfast ever would've been ever so slightly sweeter had Mablo not ruined my tea drinking expierience through my inane need to beat him at something.

Vienesse Whirls *swoon* :wub:

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Mmmmmm 6 for breakfast.

Best breakfast ever would've been ever so slightly sweeter had Mablo not ruined my tea drinking expierience through my inane need to beat him at something.

Vienesse Whirls *swoon* :wub:

Good shout.

Mr Kipling I hope?

Nowt like a Country Slice though.

Mmmmmmm Country Slice.

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Good shout.

Mr Kipling I hope?

Nowt like a Country Slice though.

Mmmmmmm Country Slice.

What gave it away? Not the thread description was it? I knew i should have been less subtle.

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What gave it away? Not the thread description was it? I knew i should have been less subtle.

Oh bol locks.

I don't like you anymore LFF - and you were doing so well.

Also - aren't you basically a Kasabian song?

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Oh bol locks.I don't like you anymore LFF - and you were doing so well.Also - aren't you basically a Kasabian song?

Ahhh but i offered you a fridge freezer!

Kasabian song?

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Just a hunch, but I'm not entirely sure Kipling "invented" the Viennese Whirl.

Then who did?

Whoever it was deserves a reet good slap on tut back!

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LSF :thumbup:

Oh are yeah *click*

Im having a mare today! Between Bryan Robson and simple lettering!

And i suppose if you say it you say it with a lisp it kinda is LSF :dunno:

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Mmmmmm 6 for breakfast.

Oh, I can relate to that. I once ate 6 of them along with half a dozen Cherry Bakewells and the same amount of Caramel Slices in one heady 24 hour period in a static caravan in Blakeney.

It was like 24 hour Party People but with pastry instead of a party.

I tell people this and they look at me as if it's WRONG.

How dare they

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Oh, I can relate to that. I once ate 6 of them along with half a dozen Cherry Bakewells and the same amount of Caramel Slices in one heady 24 hour period in a static caravan in Blakeney.

It was like 24 hour Party People but with pastry instead of a party.

I tell people this and they look at me as if it's WRONG.

How dare they

That sounds like a sugary dream world

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Vienesse whirls increase sexual ardour by 6% (per whirl) for 3 hours after consumption, waning to 3% per whirl for the 2 hours following this initial 3 hour period.efore a

Note. Please be aware that indigestion is a possible issue should too many whirls be consumed before a vigorous session of sex(o).

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Vienesse whirls increase sexual ardour by 6% (per whirl) for 3 hours after consumption, waning to 3% per whirl for the 2 hours following this initial 3 hour period.efore a

Note. Please be aware that indigestion is a possible issue should too many whirls be consumed before a vigorous session of sex(o).

That explains my ardour this morning then, the missus were shouting 'ardour ardour'

:cool:

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