Zingari Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 what did someone say about nigels the dark destroyer
Kent Fox Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 what did someone say about nigels the dark destroyer Great boxer, but he's a cnut. And I will tell him.. Through a megaphone whilst hiding in a hole 30 miles away.
Master Fox Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 I sat behind him at Bottom Live: An Arse Oddity, at the Birmingham NEC a few years back. His hair got in the way the ****. Never noticed until recently he was in a few of the first ever Red Dwarf episodes. willy puller I always thought Nigel from Eastenders was nice, cuddly, happy kinda chap? The type of person who you could really enjoy a cup of tea and a biscuit with.
lookwhaticando Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 Nigel Mansell... excellent suggestion. I wish I were more like Nigel. Sadly, I just don't have the moustache growing capabilities. Or the driving skills. Or the bank account. I'm a basket case.
Geo V Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 Interesting stuff. I only know of two Nigels from memory who I can say I know as an almost mate, one from a sunday football team called Interceptor and he was an absolute cnut and then one that I used to have as a member of staff at JJB Sports who I caught giving his mates new trainers to walk out of the shop with whilst his stinking trainers that he walked in with were sitting a sreplacements on the stock shelf for the ones he had just given away. He too was a cnut but an arrested one. Watching him get marched out of the store during business hours was a pleasure. All Nigels are without doubt cnuts. Well spotted lads.
Daggers Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 *huff* *huff* *polishes imaginary medal on chest*
Guest Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 I'm glad you don't. Your opinion doesn't count as you don't fancy anyone.
Geo V Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 Nigel Harman phwoar, I so would! You want a man who holds a wine glass like that??!
MPH Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 It's a crazy world, Nigellaland.A crazy, surreal world where people keep bog-standard ingredients like Tibetan mushrooms, dreid hamster livers and freshly milled tungsten in their freezer. A world where cooking takes place in an ethereal soft focus whilst linen-clad children called Cressida and Percy gambol gaily in a meadow somewhere near, before flouncing inside to sample mummy's gooseberry and parsnip torte, served on a bed of Algerian seaweed (before going off to puke and demanding E numbers and Knik-Nak sandwiches). Incidentally, if you've not read it, her late husband John Diamond wrote an amazing book called "C" about suffering from, and ultimately succumbing to throat cancer. Well worth a read. bugger. she's a widow. that ends it for me.
Libertine Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 That isn't even him is it? Your not old enough to appriciate women.Personally, As an aside, I think she's a magnificent creature. I'm 17 and I think she's shwing.
AoWW Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 You want a man who holds a wine glass like that??! He's holding a wine glass, which means he must have the rest of the bottle ready to share with me. That isn't even him is it? He'll do. :thumbsup:
Geo V Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 He's holding a wine glass, which means he must have the rest of the bottle ready to share with me. Your a big girl so you will know what you are letting yourself in for but beware, if he raises his little pinky in the air whilst having a sip, he`ll probably cut out the foreplay and go straight for anal.
AoWW Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 Your a big girl so you will know what you are letting yourself in for but beware, if he raises his little pinky in the air whilst having a sip, he`ll probably cut out the foreplay and go straight for anal. All my illusions... shattered. I'm now very scared.
Geo V Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 All my illusions... shattered. I'm now very scared. Of him or me??! If its him just say If its me, don't worry. Im harmless.
AoWW Posted 5 September 2007 Posted 5 September 2007 Of him or me??! If its him just say If its me, don't worry. Im harmless. Well, I meant him but I'm starting to wonder about you too. What with assurances like 'harmless' and this... Best stay in my room for the night where its safe. ...Little Red Riding Hood springs to mind just a bit too easily.
AoWW Posted 6 September 2007 Posted 6 September 2007 Ouch. :pinch: Yeah, I know - dreadful spelling . Twas painful... I winced . But I was far too polite to say anything.
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