Raj Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 Can't stand the woman she obviously thinks she is God's gift to men. She has managed to turn a cooking programme into what can only be described as a soft porn trailer! But you would wouldn' t you???
Dr The Singh Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 If there are any Nigella-a-likes that fancy becoming the second Mrs.Daggers - please let me know at the usual address I'm up for it!!!
hairy Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 But you would wouldn' t you??? No. The thought of her Dad is enough to put me off for starters.
davieG Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 No. The thought of her Dad is enough to put me off for starters. Well miss out on the old man and go straight for the main meal with the gravy, as for pudding well it's your meal you choose!
lookwhaticando Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 Do her kids keep turning up in the new series? That always used to put me off Most people use magazines or the internet instead.
Alexikokopops Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 You took the words right out of my mouth.... ...it must have been while you were kissin' me!!
Ric Flair Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 Daggers, have you pissed in her shampoo again?
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 If she's good enough for Daggers, she's good enough for me. Hop on, love. *gestures to the seat of satisfaction* *aka my cock*
Daggers Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 I'm up for it!!! Dear Singh, Thank you for your recent application for the post of the new Mrs.Daggers. It will not surprise you to find out that there have been literally hundreds of applicants and unfortunately, on this occaision, we have had to reject you. Please be assured that we will retain your application on file should there come a vacancy for Mrs.Daggers III. No. The thought of her Dad is enough to put me off for starters. I believe that most girls have them although I rarely find myself thinking about 'Dad' during bouts of passion. If this is a frequent problem for you may I suggest that you check out this website?
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 Sordid. Did anyone see my great play on words the other week on gay/sorded - pork sworded? I liked it.
hairy Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 I believe that most girls have them although I rarely find myself thinking about 'Dad' during bouts of passion. If this is a frequent problem for you may I suggest that you check out this website? My God! Daggers (or should it be Dr Daggers!) your right! After 14 years of marriage and two children, I have found my true self! I am as bent as a nine bob note. Can I be Mrs Daggers III. I promise to do that thing for you with the peanut butter again although it did make me bleed the first time I reckon I know where we were going wrong now. No. My point is that I know who her Dad is / was. And that is what I think of whenever she is mentioned. Lets not forget he was a major part in Maggies government and all the hate that goes with that.
Kent Fox Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 The delectable Ms Lawson is doing a book signing in Waterstones at Bluewater in October. I want a job there. Can I get one? Can I feck!
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 The delectable Ms Lawson is doing a book signing in Waterstones at Bluewater in October.I want a job there. Can I get one? Can I feck! I'm going to be there, but my book will be laced with rohypnol and a teleportation device.
Kent Fox Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 I'm going to be there, but my book will be laced with rohypnol and a teleportation device. Join the bloody queue! And you will need more than a teleportation device to find me, my old mucker. (I'll be in the vaults of Waterstones introducing Ms Lawson to some tomes of my own).
Daggers Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 No. My point is that I know who her Dad is / was. And that is what I think of whenever she is mentioned. Lets not forget he was a major part in Maggies government and all the hate that goes with that. I plan on making a video of me taking the delectable one from behind while flicking the V's at the camera. This video will be sent to Nigel by a reputable courier firm. (...and you can forget the Mrs' position. The dog got it, he's far more accommodating ever since I discovered he liked Marmite)
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 I plan on making a video of me taking the delectable one from behind while flicking the V's at the camera.This video will be sent to Nigel by a reputable courier firm. (...and you can forget the Mrs' position. The dog got it, he's far more accommodating ever since I discovered he liked Marmite) Nigel who used to work in the video shop in Eastenders?
Daggers Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 Nigel who used to work in the video shop in Eastenders? It matters none - you find me a Nigel that isn't an absolute cunt...go on, I dare you.
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 It matters none - you find me a Nigel that isn't an absolute cunt...go on, I dare you. Nigel who used to work in the video shop in Eastenders?
Kent Fox Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 It matters none - you find me a Nigel that isn't an absolute cunt...go on, I dare you. Or the one XTC were making plans for. He must be alright or one wouldn't make plans for him, right?
Kent Fox Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 Nigel Havers. No. Actually he is a cnut. Nigel Manse...no, he is too.
Kent Fox Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 What about Nigel from 'Enders? Dunno about him. Ooh, ooh, Nigel Kennedy Surely he can't be a cnut.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 What about Nigel from 'Enders? I sat behind him at Bottom Live: An Arse Oddity, at the Birmingham NEC a few years back. His hair got in the way the ****. Never noticed until recently he was in a few of the first ever Red Dwarf episodes. willy puller
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