Webbo Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 Just a reminder to the more mature members that the lovely, voluptuous, saucepot of posh tottyness Nigella Lawson is on BBC2 tonight; PS if any women are reading this, I think she's doing some cooking or summat.
AoWW Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 PS if any women are reading this, I think she's doing some cooking or summat. Cooking? Erm, right . Bizarre concept. Tis lost on me, I'm afraid.
Phube Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 Cooking? Erm, right . Bizarre concept. Tis lost on me, I'm afraid. Comes before the bottle of wine bit!!
AoWW Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 Comes before the bottle of wine bit!! Clearly you don't know me too well. I just skip the cooking bit and go straight for the bottle of wine!
BigGibbo Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 She doesn't look that nice she's crumpet for the older generation ave a watch she's horny as fook past it now tho
Nationwider Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 It's a crazy world, Nigellaland. A crazy, surreal world where people keep bog-standard ingredients like Tibetan mushrooms, dreid hamster livers and freshly milled tungsten in their freezer. A world where cooking takes place in an ethereal soft focus whilst linen-clad children called Cressida and Percy gambol gaily in a meadow somewhere near, before flouncing inside to sample mummy's gooseberry and parsnip torte, served on a bed of Algerian seaweed (before going off to puke and demanding E numbers and Knik-Nak sandwiches). Incidentally, if you've not read it, her late husband John Diamond wrote an amazing book called "C" about suffering from, and ultimately succumbing to throat cancer. Well worth a read.
Dames Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 She doesn't look that nice Your not old enough to appriciate women. Personally, As an aside, I think she's a magnificent creature.
Guest Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 She doesn't look that nice I wish I looked like her.
Tommy G Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 Not so sure, but I can see why the older fellas like her...natasha Kaplinsky is the best 'older woman' out there though im afraid.
Steven Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 It's a crazy world, Nigellaland.A crazy, surreal world where people keep bog-standard ingredients like Tibetan mushrooms, dreid hamster livers and freshly milled tungsten in their freezer. A world where cooking takes place in an ethereal soft focus whilst linen-clad children called Cressida and Percy gambol gaily in a meadow somewhere near, before flouncing inside to sample mummy's gooseberry and parsnip torte, served on a bed of Algerian seaweed (before going off to puke and demanding E numbers and Knik-Nak sandwiches). Incidentally, if you've not read it, her late husband John Diamond wrote an amazing book called "C" about suffering from, and ultimately succumbing to throat cancer. Well worth a read. Welcome to my world.
Webbo Posted 3 September 2007 Author Posted 3 September 2007 I wish I looked like her. I'm sure you're just as lovely. Not so sure, but I can see why the older fellas like her...natasha Kaplinsky is the best 'older woman' out there though im afraid. She's younger than me .
Geo V Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 She is lovely but her accent does help. I see so many nice looking girls down here in London who do everything perfectly until they slip up and make the mistake by opening their mouths and spout out what can only be described as "cocknerknee". :doh:
lookwhaticando Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 :thumbsup: Top totty. Kudos to the chap who mentioned Kaplinsky, too. Good eye. But Nigella's definitely up there.
Zingari Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/2007/07/las...n_food_mad.html look out for the indian nigella
Dr The Singh Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/2007/07/las...n_food_mad.htmllook out for the indian nigella SHe mings in comparison!!
Vacamion Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 She is a magnificent woman, but, it has to be said, a lard and sugar eating gastroporn queen. Few men could fail to be moved by her licking her spoon and saying "Mmmmm", but if you lived with her your aorta would explode within weeks, as you tuck into her "Pigfat and Honey with Fennel" special.
Daggers Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 If there are any Nigella-a-likes that fancy becoming the second Mrs.Daggers - please let me know at the usual address
Sir Fynwy Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 I wish I looked like her. I'm glad you don't.
Thracian Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 Your not old enough to appriciate women.Personally, As an aside, I think she's a magnificent creature. You took the words right out of my mouth....
Bellend Sebastian Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 You took the words right out of my mouth.... I think she's pretty much perfect, apart from her old hands, and her Dad. Do her kids keep turning up in the new series? That always used to put me off
hairy Posted 4 September 2007 Posted 4 September 2007 Can't stand the woman she obviously thinks she is God's gift to men. She has managed to turn a cooking programme into what can only be described as a soft porn trailer!
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