Flexx Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 my mate's set me up with this girl i have never met. Im shit scared haha. Anyone got any tips to impress her?
The People's Hero Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 my mate's set me up with this girl i have never met. Im shit scared haha.Anyone got any tips to impress her? Don't go.
Simi Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 my mate's set me up with this girl i have never met. Im shit scared haha.Anyone got any tips to impress her? You sure?
Flexx Posted 22 October 2007 Author Posted 22 October 2007 You sure? nice one. yesssss footy manager has just been delivered. get in there. Don't think i'll be turning up to this date anymore.
Simi Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 Then lets close the thread. Jason Koumas on loan. That should do it.
Wezleylowski Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 Take her to a pub and watch sky sports news all night. Gets em everytime
Ric Flair Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 Don't go. The boy is back. Thank god for that.
Finnegan Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 Jason Koumas on loan.That should do it. What? Huh? Wuh?! Don't DO that to me. ****s sakes, Ched...
The People's Hero Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 The boy is back. Thank god for that. Eh up Flair. Couldn't get back on here for a bit at work as it didn't recognise me and I couldn't get my username and password right. Then it clicked that I'd been changed to The People's droyd! How's things been on here? Did my banning improve things immeasurably - did Ultra and Thracian start acting like reasonable members of the human race? I see City are still dull as dishwater at least. Some things never change. Dull/comedic on the pitch. One disaster to another off of it. Wonder what will be at the crux of Megsongate? I quite fancy him to try it on with one of Milan's servants, getting paid off (in used microchips) and then taking Bolton to the relegation I so desperately want them to complete. Robert Prosinecki as next manager - trust me. I trust this is now suitably off topic?
Brainy Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 For a thread already off-topic, can I just add the question; Why has davieG stopped posting?
The People's Hero Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 For a thread already off-topic, can I just add the question;Why has davieG stopped posting? Maybe he got banned for no reason? Back on Topic. Seriously - don't go on this blind date. Especially if it's a double date - it's been engineered by your mate as he's after a tasty piece but she won't meet up unless her ugly best mate can get in on the action. That's where you come in. Don't agree to it unless you have a good exit strategy or are simply desperate for some sex/female attention. Actually, changed my advice. Turn up. Use some tired compliments. Sex (use condom) (repeat as often as you can get away with). Exeunt. Job done.
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 my mate's set me up with this girl i have never met. Im shit scared haha.Anyone got any tips to impress her? Dark glasses & a guide dog!!!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here.
Finnegan Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here. Aye. Marge is no real substitute for some good old butter. My days ranked UK number seventy three in curling taught me this.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 Aye. Marge is no real substitute for some good old butter. My days ranked UK number seventy three in curling taught me this. I concur. I've had a nice little holiday and now I'm home.
Tabou Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 Go on the date. Get her drunk. Shut your eyes. result I put the 'hip' in rohipynol
MPH Posted 22 October 2007 Posted 22 October 2007 nice one. yesssss footy manager has just been delivered. get in there. Don't think i'll be turning up to this date anymore. love it! Cant beat commitment to the football manager cause!
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