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Alexikokopops

Foxestalk End Of Year Awards 2007

By Alexikokopops, in General Chat

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James.

James.

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I'm sticking this fucker in here cause it's not getting any attention in the main forum.

Something quite special from Hullfox...

It is just gone Tuesday. My ugly wife has welcomed me home three days late with a punch, a headbutt and a decree nisi. Tears have been streaming down my face for 15 minutes, I haven't laughed like this for years. My wife understands yet in another way she doesn't - she's foreign I think.

I tell her she doesn't understand but she doesn't understand. She takes me in her arms and knees me in the bollocks. I'm feeling pain. It's a sodding football match for pity's sake, I've only been gone since Saturday. But my wife does understand, she's borrowed a calendar. She's a champion. Always has been - won Crufts in 1996. She knows EXACTLY how I feel - she's got bollocks too. "Don't go again," she says, but she knows it's hopeless, I'd rather watch that shit then stay at home with her.

I love my club. Not any players in a gay way, apart from maybe Tommy Wright the first, not any chairman, not any administrator, just my club. I'm quite fond of my right hand too.

And I despair at what my club's become. The lack of love, the lack of energy, the lack of people serving at half time and the scores being displayed on those big hanging numbers. And those little blue cars with funny looking men in, what happened to them?

I asked Ultra, he sort of sidestepped the issue and drove off in his little blue car. But the pain, the despair wouldn't abate, my bollocks are still hurting. Where is the engine in those things or do they have pedals?

Leicester City played 4-5-1 at home for God's sake. It was like being raped in public school, I should know.

People I thought cared about Leicester City insulted us. They ran out and kicked little balls at us before the game, one hit Mark.

I hope they have the courage to fook off from football tomorrow morning. I hope they are never seen again. Gerry Taggart - ex-Leicester City. I used to celebrate the name. But that was a sodding disgrace, not once did he make a tackle or win a header. Not once did he look as though he would score.

Indefensible. Go home to Lutterworth and take Burrows with you. No team of mine would ever play badly, could ever insult the name of Leicester City so readily nor could ever make a mockery of the word football with such emphasis. No Mr Taggart, we'd field only swashbuckling youngsters born and bred in the fair city of Leicester Fosse and probably Alan Sheehan.

You were a good footballer Gerry. 100% despite your limitations. I loved you. I mean, how many other players had a club foot and glass eye like you did?

Unlike Burrows I counted you as Leicester City. As family. (How is your mother) But today you dragged my club and your foot through mud. I will never, ever, ever, never ever forgive you for that. Or that arsehole who stood by your side. Or that arsehole who stood on your other side and definitely not the arsehole who sat in the stands in row g who clapped Darren Kenton.

Sod off. Get a job at Woolworths. I really don't care. It wasn't losing that mattered. It was the way we lost. We put two fingers up to ourselves, our traditions, at the word football and at our fans.

I could never get a job. But I could never, ever preside over that sort of shit. I'd much rather spread it out across the day in a number of visits, possibly six.

Floating Fox

Floating Fox

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Most Ricky Sappleton Lovin Award?

Id be shortlisted and would be duking it out with the big Little Guns - Joe. and LD3 :thumbup:

Where Am I on this beast of a shortlist? :protest:

Alexikokopops

Alexikokopops

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Most Ricky Sappleton Lovin Award?

Id be shortlisted and would be duking it out with the big Little Guns - Joe. and LD3 :thumbup:

Erm, how many of you have a Ricky Sappleton Jamaica flag?

I rest my case.

Asha

Asha

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I wish there was best avatar. Surely mine would have been at least shortlisted :(

I'd say not because it's something we see everyday... It's not exciting, new, cutting edge...

Asha

Asha

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I am the founder of the ricky sappleton appreciation society.

RSAS

You have to be careful with a name like that.

Could be misinterpreted as Real Sex Anal Style. :dunno:

Asha

Asha

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:blink: Okayyyy :blink:

Well you never know...no-one shops at GAP nomor because it could be seen as 'Gay and Proud'

So im just warning you, don't drop the soap... :thumbup:

Ultra

Ultra

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I'm sticking this fucker in here cause it's not getting any attention in the main forum.

Something quite special from Hullfox...

You said it! :giggle:

General Smuts

General Smuts

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1st.

I am the founder of the ricky sappleton appreciation society.

RSAS

Id like to see your credentials. Joe and LD3 will back me up here i was bigging up King Kong pre Notts County. Since when you been on the scene? Eh?

ASH17LCFC

ASH17LCFC

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No best Dressed ? :cry: I shall just take that award then now ... I would like to thank all my fans for this award and always reach for the stars.

General Smuts

General Smuts

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No best Dressed ? :cry: I shall just take that award then now ... I would like to thank all my fans for this award and always reach for the stars.

S Club 7 you bum bandit!

Raj

Raj

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Best newcomer - Raj.

A breath of fresh air amongst the turgid manure of the forum.

Yes you are a bit of a twat. But you're a funny twat and I like you.

Oh shit, you're right.

8th April he joined.

Can we have a Most Likeable Fool award or something?

Raj has got my vote for funniest poster :thumbup:

Im humbled by your kind comments :thumbup:

Even the twat ones!!!! :unsure::thumbup:

(Dont forget my creative signature too!!!) :)

Floating Fox

Floating Fox

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Id like to see your credentials. Joe and LD3 will back me up here i was bigging up King Kong pre Notts County. Since when you been on the scene? Eh?

My Ricky C.V is in the post :thumbup:

Fez of Mahrez

Fez of Mahrez

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I'm sticking this fucker in here cause it's not getting any attention in the main forum.

Something quite special from Hullfox...

That's incredible. I hadn't seen that. Thanks for flagging it up. :laugh: Brilliant.

Raj

Raj

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GEO = Best Newcomer.

Surely?

You haven't forgotten him already have you? :o

PPPfffftttt....Geo.....never heard of him! :whistle:

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