The Official 'Trying to get a gal' thread

[Fox You Forest]

if it was only that easy...

You havnt met my sister then?

[The People's Hero]

If you're still after a la... err woma... errr femaleish thing, try Market Street.

Be as obnoxious as possible. Don't wash for a few days and head down there. You'll probably find a couple of stunners finding you irresistable.

[Foxhateram]

NSCC, if you can cook then get the rents out the house for the night, cook her a candle-lit meal for two, make it a roast meal it looks cool. Thne give her some wine, actually quite alot of wine, and then tell her you like her. it gets you a garunteed snog and if you make the moment right with decent music and a good movie, then you will probs be able to bagsy a shag aswell. plus it makes u look cute and romantic and doesnt make it look like you are a cheap skate twat who just wants sex. however if her best mate lieks you!!! then dont get with her because best amtes always get in the way!!!!

[lookwhaticando]

NSCC, if you can cook then get the rents out the house for the night, cook her a candle-lit meal for two, make it a roast meal it looks cool. Thne give her some wine, actually quite alot of wine, and then tell her you like her. it gets you a garunteed snog and if you make the moment right with decent music and a good movie, then you will probs be able to bagsy a shag aswell.

I love the contradiction.

plus it makes u look cute and romantic and doesnt make it look like you are a cheap skate twat who just wants sex.

Cute and romantic by plying her with wine? An evening designed explicitly to get a "guaranteed snog" and perhaps even "a shag"?

If you're admitting it's quite as shallow, indiscreet and direct as you just did, won't she see it coming a mile off? Or are you assuming she's thick as pig shit?

[MPH]

I love the contradiction.

Cute and romantic by plying her with wine? An evening designed explicitly to get a "guaranteed snog" and perhaps even "a shag"?

If you're admitting it's quite as shallow, indiscreet and direct as you just did, won't she see it coming a mile off? Or are you assuming she's thick as pig shit?

[Foxhateram]

I love the contradiction.

Cute and romantic by plying her with wine? An evening designed explicitly to get a "guaranteed snog" and perhaps even "a shag"?

If you're admitting it's quite as shallow, indiscreet and direct as you just did, won't she see it coming a mile off? Or are you assuming she's thick as pig shit?

bahaha, Well Maybe its the devonshire air that gets to them, but if all girls who fall for the sweet romantic cooked meal ploy are as thick as pig shit then, your talking about alot of girls.

p.s. im joking. its a nice date to do, girls love it, and it makes a good night, even if you get the best friend line at the end of it. A personal favourite but mainly cus i love cooking.

[Webbo]

I'm not claiming to be the greatest pick up man of all time, but if you don't get a snog on Christmas eve you're just not trying hard enough.

[cisono]

If you're admitting it's quite as shallow, indiscreet and direct as you just did, won't she see it coming a mile off? Or are you assuming she's thick as pig shit?

Or perhaps she's after a Christmas snog as well...

[Durnerz]

Rohyphnol.

[lookwhaticando]

Who brought Christmas into this?

Come on... own up...

[AoWW]

Who brought Christmas into this?

Come on... own up...

t'was Futter... is all his fault!

[cisono]

Rohyphnol.

That is just slightly extreme ....

Or did you mean for yourself?

[Webbo]

t'was Futter... is all his fault!

It's always my fault.