lookwhaticando Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 You just sort of wake up in one. It's nice Waking up in one implies falling asleep in one... that's not so nice (for the girl).
The People's Hero Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 If you give her a 3 second warning before you cum, so she can brace herself for the swallow, she'll know you love her.
MPH Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Go get a job.Go to work. Office romances are the best. Don't be put off by the threat of mutually assured destruction, or the possibility of vicious rumours being spread by jealous counterparts... it's all part of the sport. will you guys just go get a room or somthing? oh, but no sex on the photocopier... it will come back to haunt you. And PLEASE don't back her up against a filing cabinet - those things hurt, goddammit!!!! will you guys just go get a room or somthing?
Dames Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 oh, but no sex on the photocopier... it will come back to haunt you. And PLEASE don't back her up against a filing cabinet - those things hurt, goddammit!!!! I wonder what your students think of you. And Follow Berts advice you gotta catch the girl when shes perfectly normal if she rejects you she rejects you, just move onto the next conquest.
Finnegan Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 I wonder what your students think of you. And Follow Berts advice you gotta catch the girl when shes perfectly normal if she rejects you she rejects you, just move onto the next conquest. Aaah, the naivety of youth.
Dames Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Aaah, the naivety of youth. Ok let me rephrase that. When shes not under the influence of anything.
AoWW Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 will you guys just go get a room or somthing? We did... and we're still there, so, if you could, erm, run along now... thanks! BTW, he's sensational! I wonder what your students think of you. And Follow Berts advice you gotta catch the girl when shes perfectly normal if she rejects you she rejects you, just move onto the next conquest. I dread to think. But then I'm saintly at work! Oh, and follow AoWW's advice - probably best not to refer to them as 'conquests' - assuming you're fond of your genitals, that is.
The People's Hero Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Yes, they prefer to be known as 'semen receptacles' or 'wank aids' *runs*
Finnegan Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Yes, they prefer to be known as 'semen receptacles' or 'wank aids'*runs*
AoWW Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Yes, they prefer to be known as 'semen receptacles' or 'wank aids'*runs* Absolutely, either term is perfectly socially acceptable.
The People's Hero Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Absolutely, either term is perfectly socially acceptable. Thanks. AoWW is my special wench!
AoWW Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Thanks. AoWW is my special wench! Aw, you say the sweetest things.
The People's Hero Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 I thought I was your special wench. Semantics. You're my 'special' wench.
Bert Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Make sure you have "mullet" styled hair. It's Essential.
Dr The Singh Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Make sure you have "mullet" styled hair. It's Essential. Even better, a Turban!!! Burberry one for the chav girls and a designer one for the more classy chick!!
lookwhaticando Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 will you guys just go get a room or somthing? Oddly enough, I don't even work in an office. Or in England.
Finnegan Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Can I just say, I was shocked and offended by the Singh's lack of turban.
Dr The Singh Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Can I just say, I was shocked and offended by the Singh's lack of turban. I blame the Mrs, she says it takes her too long the iron the cloth, and the fact it's irrasisstable to the ladies!! But i'm thinking of making a comeback, turbanated!!!
Finnegan Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 I demand a turnonated Singh for the 11 a side.
Dr The Singh Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 I demand a turnonated Singh for the 11 a side. It depends on how much time I spend with the physio and how treat me - asuuming LCG girls or AoWW are up for the job!!! It's abit difficult to head the ball wearing a turban, but if I get time I may put one on fter the game!!!
skinnydipper Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 I've always found the beer gut to be an invaluable resource , especially when a group of girls are having a "who can shag the ugliest bloke" contest
Lillehamring Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Semantics.You're my 'special' wench. TPH & finnegan...
Nod.E Posted 8 December 2007 Posted 8 December 2007 This thread makes good reading I have a different problem. My problem isn't saying to the girl whether i like her or not, this is something on a whole new scale, a different ball game. Basically, a girl I was going out with in the summer for around 3 months. Got on amazingly well. Then she dumped me because she was 'scared' at getting too close and didn't want to get hurt Women. Anyway, I was very fond of her, And she reckons she hasn't loved anyone like me before (awwwwwwwww) Now that she's single again, I can't get her outta my fooking head. I told her and she said she felt exatly the same. And that she misses me, as I do her. Ok, your probably thinking now, well what's your problem? Get in there son. Not as simple as that. See, She likes this lad very much so also. Only reason she's not actually going out with him at this moment is because of her feelings for me. I have also begun to like a girl recently. Not to be big headed or anything but it's fairly obvious she likes me too. So I spoke all of this through with the girl i was with originally and we came to the conclusion that we should leave it for now because it's all too confusing to blow off the other people we like just like that and alltogether it would be plain evil after everything! But what we did say is we'll leave it for now, but not forever. We both said that one day we'd like to be with eachother again. Okay, sorted right? The story gets even more complicated. The lad she likes starts blowing hot and cold. Being a lot like her last bf who she now hates. So that confused the matter of her just going off with him and then theres life after him and what not. And as for me, well all the songs are reminding me of the girl i was with originally, not the new girl on the scene. And she's the one i've been thinking of. What do I do? So confused at the moment. Well that's it, a little heart to heart from yours truely.
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