Asha Posted 6 December 2007 Author Posted 6 December 2007 No non on on on ono non onno no no no no noDon't do that you Looney Toon! Well i got 19 days...
The People's Hero Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Just spotted Louis Dodds on facebook. And yet a search for Thracian yields nothing. Interesting.
Manwell Pablo Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Well i got 19 days... Oh. I thought you were going to send that to her before you'd said something, that would of been pretty dumb.
Dr The Singh Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Okay firstly, is this female a female you want to: a: Only use for sex b: One night stand c: Maybe a relationship d: Long term love prospect for a & b, Rohipnol would do the trick!! For c & d, try talking to her and getting to know her, if the vibes are good, ask her for a friendly drink and take it from there!! If you get rejected, still keep in touch and be friends but also move on to pasture's new!!!
Alexikokopops Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 My general tip is get the girl drunk and hope for the best. Works like a charm.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 My general tip is get the girl drunk and hope for the best.Works like a charm. Works a charm, but make sure you don't drink to much or fosters flop
The People's Hero Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Works a charm, but make sure you don't drink to much or fosters flop Not in my experience.... WAHEY!
Flexx Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 keep eyeing her up, she will get the msg in the end. If not there's always victoria house! hahaa
Durnerz Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Show her your best 'Elephant' impression Turn out your pockets, unzip.....You know the rest.
The People's Hero Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Quote James Morrison/Paolo Nutini/James Blunt or someone else. Claim it encapsulates how you feel. Afterall you're sensitive and all that matters to you is how your girl feels, right? Then do the deed and be off.
AoWW Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 How old are you how old is she. Younger than you - slightly-ish. She same age as me. Slightly? I'm 23 NSLL - aren't you about 15? In which case I'd say that's not really 'slightly-younger-ish-than-Manwell'.
Geo V Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 We always see weird looking dude with fit women and ask "how?" or "why?" and its all about asking the question. Thats why this weird looking dude usually does OK on that front Be confident, ask the question and if she says fook off, laugh or say get stuffed, just call hera lesbian and walk away
Tommy G Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Just spotted Louis Dodds on facebook.And yet a search for Thracian yields nothing. Interesting. Yeh I saw that aswell, he's had a baby by the looks of his pics, also appears to be takin the piss out of stearmans chin on his facebook. Ashley chambers has got it aswell
Finnegan Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 OK will try that. Will all be a bit do or die but it's a chance i'm probably willing to take.I bought a 'gorgeous girlfriend' xmas card and i intend to use it No disrespect, but are you still flying with Mr. Branson? You sound a bit naive. I'm no Casanova, but if experience has taught me one thing it's that hanging around and hoping the other does the moving won't get you very far. The best thing anyone has said in this thread is Jimbo pointing out that you are, inevitably, going to make an arse out of yourself. And, tbh, the risk is doubly great if you want something more than casual sex - as you're putting your emotions (yeh, yeh, we have 'em) to be judged along with your tackle. As the Flight of the Navigator teaches us, son, - if you're going to learn to swim, you gotta jump in the water.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 You have to tell them, they rarely come to you. They do sometimes though - unbelieveably, Bellend has turned down more than he's been turned down, if you see what I mean. My tip for rejection: Imagine your ideal woman - a basic requisite is that she really fancy you and wants to be with you. Therefore, any real ones that don't are less than ideal and you can clearly do better. Don't worry too much about having a girlfriend. If you come to terms with being single and don't worry about it you'll become more confident and by default more attractive to lasses. Trust me, I'm well old, I've done all this shit
Wezleylowski Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Go to a party that she is attending, get drunk then pop the question. Then if she turns you down you wont give a monkeys, and if people take the piss blame it on the booze I struggle to get girls because people liken me to the elephant man but this plan never fails
lookwhaticando Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Go get a job. Go to work. Office romances are the best. Don't be put off by the threat of mutually assured destruction, or the possibility of vicious rumours being spread by jealous counterparts... it's all part of the sport.
AoWW Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 oh, but no sex on the photocopier... it will come back to haunt you. And PLEASE don't back her up against a filing cabinet - those things hurt, goddammit!!!!
Asha Posted 6 December 2007 Author Posted 6 December 2007 :laugh: thanks for advice everyone, i'll work on it
Tommy G Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 oh, but no sex on the photocopier... it will come back to haunt you. And PLEASE don't back her up against a filing cabinet - those things hurt, goddammit!!!! Still suffering? clearly experienced this!
Raj Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Hey everyone created this thread so people can tell others about when they were trying to get a 'gal' as they're called now..anyway like also if anyone (me... ) wants advice or help about trying to get a gal this could be the place to come...? maybe ?Anyway my issue is this. How d'ya let a girl know you like her and that you're interested, in a way, to find out if she likes you but so you don't look a complete twat? Any help appreciated. Shove your cock in her mouth. That will prove to her how much you care about her.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Go get a job.Go to work. Office romances are the best. Don't be put off by the threat of mutually assured destruction, or the possibility of vicious rumours being spread by jealous counterparts... it's all part of the sport. Tis to true
Bert Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Whatever anyone says. If you're going to make a move for the first time - DO NOT DO IT WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK (OR THEM) OR WHEN THE CONQUEST IS EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE. It'll all be regretted and doesn't mean as much.
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Hey everyone created this thread so people can tell others about when they were trying to get a 'gal' as they're called now..anyway like also if anyone (me... ) wants advice or help about trying to get a gal this could be the place to come...? maybe ?Anyway my issue is this. How d'ya let a girl know you like her and that you're interested, in a way, to find out if she likes you but so you don't look a complete twat? Any help appreciated. I've met my last 7 or so gfs when I was off my face I find drunken romance to be the best, because it removes that wanky uncomfortable factor at the beginning of relationships. You just sort of wake up in one. It's nice
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