Simi Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 This thread is legendary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 When Ricky Sappleton enters a room, he doesn't turnt he lights on, he turns the dark off. Ricky Sappleton can drown a fish. Ricky Sappleton once had an erection whilst lying face down and struck oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton does not get frostbite. He bites frost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetFlannel Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 We all get the point now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 We all get the point now! Ricky Sappleton is the reason Wally is hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Only once has Ricky Sappleton ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah. Contradiction Ricky Sappleton doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton won the premiership on FM08 after discovering how to duplicate himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 We all get the point now! Most men are okay with their wives fantasising about Ricky Sappleton during sex, because they are doing the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simi Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappletons calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Ricky Sappleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton CAN believe it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simi Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton never quite understood why there was a school subject named after him. I think only know he realises R.S. is a tribute to his 'sick'ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simi Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton can kill two stones with one bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. Ricky Sappleton cannot predict the future; the future just better fooking do what Ricky Sappleton says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton can touch MC Hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simi Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 When Ricky Sappleton gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton once chucked a bird off a cliff and watched it plummet to it's death. Ricky Sappleton also once flew to the moon and back during half time. On the dead bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simi Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Ricky Sappleton allows to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 If at first you don't succeed, you're not Ricky Sappleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simi Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton is the only one who can "try this at home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 why not just print the david hasselhoff thing and be done with it 27 True Facts about David Hasselhoff 1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David Hasselhoff allows to live. 3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny. 4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's David Hasselhoff!" Then she had s3x with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. 5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the room itself. 7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back. 8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity. 9. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down. 10. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets David instead. 11. David Hasselhoff can divide by zero. 12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by David Hasselhoff, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. 13. David Hasselhoff is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh!t. 14. David Hasselhoff has two speeds: walk and kill. 15. David Hasselhoff is the reason why Wally is hiding. 16. David Hasselhoff can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 17. You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. 18. David Hasselhoff once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear. 19. David Hasselhoff played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 20. If you were to lock David Hasselhoff in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this David replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. 21. On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. 22. When David Hasselhoff does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 23. Whenever David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him. 24. David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. 25. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence. 26. David Hasselhoff haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares. 27. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face. « Previous Sponsored Links Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetFlannel Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Erm, no i dont want Sappleton to leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Erm, no i dont want Sappleton to leave Ricky Sappleton CAN judge a book by it's cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Erm, no i dont want Sappleton to leave Then live with it. Sappleton is a demi-god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simi Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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