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Man Utd after Ricky Sappleton

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Ricky Sappleton is the first male with the ability to give birth.

When Ricky Sappleton has an orgasm, another country becomes drought-free.

Also, to Ricky Sappleton, pi = 69

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Ricky Sappleton once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Ricky Sappleton re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over Leicester and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

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The Piece Of Resistance.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Ricky Sappleton once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap the Walkers in a single bound... yes, these are some of Ricky Sappleton's training exercises at Belvoir Drive

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Ricky Sappleton doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths

Ricky Sappleton cannot be teabagged he is potato sacked.

There are no drugs in football, just players Ricky Sappleton has breathed on.

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youre enjoying this arent you :giggle:

Ricky Sappleton is my bread and i can't believe its not butter. The very same i can't believe its not butter that Ricky Sappleton believes is butter.

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Ricky Sappleton is my bread and i can't believe its not butter. The very same i can't believe its not butter that Ricky Sappleton believes is butter.

ill take thats as a yes :)

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Ricky Sappleton once told NSLL to leave the room and take his coat. NSLL didn't leave.

:nono:

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Ricky Sappleton once told NSLL to leave the room and take his coat. NSLL didn't leave.

:nono:

Ricky Sappleton once created a room without an exit.

OK im going.

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Ricky Sappleton once told NSLL to leave the room and take his coat. NSLL didn't leave.

:nono:

Then when NSLL didn't listen, Ricky Sappleton brought along his friend PAIN.

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Ricky Sappleton was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Sapplezilla's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

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lol

What the hell have I started!

Brilliant. Sterling work from LFF amongst others.

I included one in my Sig the other day for Sappleton so when I saw you start this I loved it. :D

Great stuff.

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lol

What the hell have I started!

Brilliant. Sterling work from LFF amongst others.

I saw one in Joe's sig and was gonna do the same but went with the Walkers thing instead. MIght have to have a rethink now lol.

When Ricky Sappleton was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's by JME because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Burger King.

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Ricky Sappleton has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2007 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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