General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ignoring the last 2 replies from clear fools ... The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Ricky Sappleton entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Ricky Sappleton. Ricky does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Ricky goes killing.
Bert Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 After consulting the dictionary the other day, i finally found the word "awful". Definition = Renneil Sappleton.
General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Ricky Sappleton in a movie theater and forgets to turn their mobile off. Ricky Sappleton can taste lies. In order to be so good at football, Ricky Sappleton eats footballs, sleeps football and drinks his own sperm. He tastes that good.
General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 After consulting the dictionary the other day, i finally found the word "awful". Definition = Renneil Sappleton. After consulting the dictionary the other day, i finally found the word 'Bert'. Definition = Death by Ricky Sappleton.
General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton's testicles in actual fact do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy. Don't let him ... ahem .. come near you Bert.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 When Ricky deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton's testicles in actual fact do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton's testicles in actual fact do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy. Don't let him ... ahem .. come near you Bert.
General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton's testicles in actual fact do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy. Don't let him ... ahem .. come near you Bert.
General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 How did i manage to post the same think 4 tiimes even while FT was down!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. Ricky has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Last few before i get on the train back to Leicester - Ricky Sappleton eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. Factoid: Ricky Sappleton doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. (not convinced that hasnt been posted before actually) Ricky Sappleton was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. If you work in an office with Ricky Sappleton, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch. In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Ricky Sappleton". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was conquered by Ricky Sappleton. The First rule of Ricky Sappleton is: you do not talk about Ricky Sappleton. Thank you and goodnight.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved. All of Ricky's genes are dominant. Ricky Sappleton has beat the shit out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative. When Ricky gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
maddog Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 A Cheetah challenged Ricky Sappleton to a race. Ricky pointed at the cheetah and it was scared to death
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 When you cut Ricky Sappleton he doesn't bleed... Furthermore, when you cut him in half, both parts still live on, very much like a worm...
Milans Foxes Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton eats glass for breakfast, wood for lunch and bricks for dinner. Then when he goes to the bog, he shits out a house!
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 If Ricky Sappletons saliva or urine comes into contact with your skin you will live forever.
potter3 Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 When you cut Ricky Sappleton he doesn't bleed...Furthermore, when you cut him in half, both parts still live on, very much like a worm... Are implying that he's a worm?
breadandcheese Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 If Ricky Sappletons saliva or urine comes into contact with your skin you will live forever. Yeah, but not just any old house... a brick shit-house.
The Stig Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Some say, that a small Ungandan town is named after him, and if he eats oranges, they turn blue. All we know is, he's called Ricky Sappleton.
crisp monster Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton is mates with Carl Cort and if any of you boo him tomorrow, he's gonna fook you up UNDERSTAND?
stevie909 Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton once unleashed a volley so hard it ripped a hole in the space/time continuuum, went back in time and killed Adolf Hitler.
blue blood Posted 8 December 2007 Posted 8 December 2007 Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Because Ricky told it to.
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