General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Sappletiser while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic. Ricky Sappleton got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Sapplezilla. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay a fiver to see a movie fourteen seconds long. Ricky Sappleton's sperm is so badass, he had sex with AoWW, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Range Rover.
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton has already been to Mars. That's why there is no sign of life there.
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Elvis Hammond is not injured, he is in hiding from Ricky Sappleton Hossein Kaebi does not played for Leicester because Ricky Sappleton does not like him. Milan Mandaric does not Leicester City, Ricky Sappleton owns us all.
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton is not the new Emile Heskey, Emile Heskey is a poor imitation of Ricky Sappleton. Leicester are now sponsered by Topps Tiles because Ricky Sappleton ate all the crisps in the world on a dare. If Ian Ormondroyd, Lee Philpott and Ricky Sappleton were to meet the universe would implode. This is why Ian Ormondroyd's nose is so large so that he can always be 20ft away from Ricky Sappleton.
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 High five LFF.I think the work here is done. I think Groby has sufficiently represented. Ladies and gentlemen i bid you adieu. Ready yourselves for a new onslaught upon the morrow.
ronnup Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton is going to sapple**** your team into next year
sdb Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 next time he comes on for us i'm just gonna start cracking up!! to put it simply (though not particularly funny) - Sappletiser is the 8th wonder of the world
potter3 Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Rick Sappleton hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you." Ricky Sappleton's "member" is so massive its gravitational field tends to suck small objects and women towards him. Ricky Sappleton is not black, it's just that the sun is afraid to shine on him.
Thracian Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 You should hear Riccy jump naked off a training bench. Boom boom................................................boom!.
MPH Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 You should hear Riccy jump naked off a training bench.Boom boom................................................boom!.
The Stig Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 He was supposed to be a good prospect when he came, if this is true he's obviously worth keepin. Lets give him a decent run in the team see what he's made of.
The People's Hero Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. Seriously though - if my bird's been cheating on me....
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton is really the man behind Einsteins theory of relativity...
MPH Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 get rid for 1m i say. buy halmosi or whatever his name is with it. Sure, buy for the future, but at the cost of the present? sod that.
General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Ricky Sappleton's basement". Ricky Sappleton says every one should get back on topic.
General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton's member is so mighty, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Ricky Sappleton bites the heads off of Former Leicester City Managers.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
General Smuts Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Ricky Sappleton come off without a hitch.
Tommy G Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 500k. get him out. He doesnt even want to play at city apparently.
Joe. Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 500k. get him out. He doesnt even want to play at city apparently. I'm sure if he saw this thread he'd change his mind
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