Hugo Sanchez Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Sappleton looks set to have a great future but MAN UTD ?! I can't see this happening to be fair.
potter3 Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2007 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. I hate this smilie, but for that: :crylaugh: Ricky Sappleton took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton, Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. Ricky Sappleton doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Ricky Sappleton lives in Leicester. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Ricky Sappleton pyjamas.
potter3 Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton roundhouse kicked Hugo Sanchez and told him to get back on topic.
James. Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2007 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. Best yet.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Ricky Sappleton can kill 100 percent of whatever the fook he wants.
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it Sapplezilla but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Sappleton to be killed.
WetFlannel Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 this is still going on... i admire your determination
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton knows what Willis is talking about.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Ricky Sappleton has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Ricky Sappleton. This amuses Ricky because he is bulletproof.
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton wears a live rattlesnake as a condom Ricky Sappleton knows exactly where Carmen SanDiego is at all times.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Ricky Sappleton is.
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Great work LFF you're owning this thread. This is my level of dedication to Ricky Sappleton.
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 It is scientifically impossible for Ricky Sappleton to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself. Ricky Sappleton shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy. Talk amongst yourselves i could be here a while Ricky Sappleton does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Micky Ruddle Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton scared the black out of Michael Jackson This topic is genius. Carry on guys, i can't stop laughing
Asha Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton has photographic memory - of the chebs thread. Suprised a few team-mates though when it appeared he was really enjoying monday morning training
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 When God said, "let there be light", Ricky Sappleton said, "say 'please'."
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Ricky Sappleton. Superman's only known weakness is Kryptonite. That's because they know not of Ricky Sappleton.
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Ricky Sappleton's glare will liquefy your kidneys.
General Smuts Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Sapplezilla once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton is not "hung like a horse"... horses are hung like him.
Asha Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton is not "hung like a horse"... horses are hung like him. Ain't we had that like three times already
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 Ain't we had that like three times already Quite possibly. But Ricky Sappleton does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Ricky Sappleton.
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