Geo V Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Only if they are shineys. I have a Notts County shiney badge, Brian Kilcline and Dennis Mortimer from Villa to swap and am desperate to complete Liverpool with Gary Gillespie. Can you help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staf Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 We should do a swap deal and we should get Febian Brandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breadandcheese Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 This cannot be serious. Could someone put me out of my misery on this please???! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetFlannel Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Swap deal for Ronaldo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Some facts about our Ricky: 1. Ricky Sappleton lost his virginity before his dad did. 2. Ricky Sappleton sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled footballing ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Ricky kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 3. Ricky Sappleton does not consider it sex if the woman survives. 4. Ricky Sappleton does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. 5. Ricky Sappleton eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and shits them out transformed into a robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Some facts about our Ricky:1. Ricky Sappleton lost his virginity before his dad did. 2. Ricky Sappleton sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled footballing ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Ricky kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 3. Ricky Sappleton does not consider it sex if the woman survives. 4. Ricky Sappleton does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. 5. Ricky Sappleton eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and shits them out transformed into a robot. When Ricky Sappleton does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down. Ricky Sappleton doesn't sleep, he waits. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Ricky Sappleton allows to live. Ricky Sappleton doesn't read books. He stares them up and down until they give him the answers he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wezleylowski Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton is so strong he slams revolving doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton has two speeds. Walk and kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wezleylowski Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton has two speeds. Walk and kill. Ricky Sappleton knows the sound of one hand clapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton scared the black out of Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Crop circles are Ricky Sappleton's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Ricky Sappleton out. It failed miserably. Contrary to popular belief, Ricky Sappleton, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Ricky Sappleton can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wezleylowski Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton wears a cup whilst playing sports, not to protect himself, but to protect the other team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Ricky Sappleton and that you will be handicapped if you park there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 He's young He's fit He doesn't give a shit Sapplezilla Sapplezilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. If you rearrange the letters in Ricky Sappleton, he'll fucking break you. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Ricky Sappleton can piss his name into concrete. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Ricky Sappleton is going to walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 If you spell Ricky Sappleton in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Ricky Sappleton is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Ricky Sappleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wezleylowski Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 The word "lesbian" derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to Ricky Sappleton" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. Ricky Sappleton beat a wall at tennis. A fucking WALL. Ricky Sappleton was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 If you spell Ricky Sappleton in Scrabble, you win. Forever. :laugh: When ricky Sappleton was born, every joke in existance had to be re-written, and a special account on foxestalk called 'admin' was created in expenctancy that he would one day grace this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton counted to infinity. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton can build a snowman out of rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his trousers. Giraffes were created when Ricky Sappleton uppercutted a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Ricky Sappleton's hand is the only one that can beat a royal flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wezleylowski Posted 6 December 2007 Share Posted 6 December 2007 Only once has Ricky Sappleton ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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