davieG Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 Howard! I don't know about anyone else but I couldn't sing that for me it's still Super Stevie Claridge, maybe in time who knows. It's shame because we get some very original song concepts on here but all we get at the actual match is the same old same old, we must have walked in everyone's Winterland, Du Dued everyone from Fryatt to fecking useless. I really wish there was some originality down the City, it does seem to happen in small pockets but never takes off in big numbers all we get is recycled stuff with a new name in it, perhaps it's all linked to the general malaise resulting from 3/4 years of garbage on the pitch and the new family football concept?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 Howard!I don't know about anyone else but I couldn't sing that for me it's still Super Stevie Claridge, maybe in time who knows. It's shame because we get some very original song concepts on here but all we get at the actual match is the same old same old, we must have walked in everyone's Winterland, Du Dued everyone from Fryatt to fecking useless. I really wish there was some originality down the City, it does seem to happen in small pockets but never takes off in big numbers all we get is recycled stuff with a new name in it, perhaps it's all linked to the general malaise resulting from 3/4 years of garbage on the pitch and the new family football concept? I was thinking about this the other day. I blame the Walkers. At Filbo there was no shame in arriving fairly early, standing in the KKK and singing all the different players songs before kickoff. These days no-one wants to get to the Walkers before kickoff when you can be in the pub. Also you had a close proximity to the players as they warmed up and they'd acknowledge each song you sang for them. No real chance of that these days. Then you have to factor in that your average football fan is an idiot who can't cope with songs he or she has never heard before or that contain more than about four words (and one of them has to be "du" repeatedly). The songs I and many others come up with for new signings etc are a laugh but personally I've never actually believed any of them could get sung by more than about five people at a game. It's a shame but until people congregate together (back of Kop or L1) and do something about it, it'll always be the same and it's frustrating.
Fat Ron Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 Howard!I don't know about anyone else but I couldn't sing that for me it's still Super Stevie Claridge, maybe in time who knows. It's shame because we get some very original song concepts on here but all we get at the actual match is the same old same old, we must have walked in everyone's Winterland, Du Dued everyone from Fryatt to fecking useless. I really wish there was some originality down the City, it does seem to happen in small pockets but never takes off in big numbers all we get is recycled stuff with a new name in it, perhaps it's all linked to the general malaise resulting from 3/4 years of garbage on the pitch and the new family football concept? How about using Man Uniteds Keano Hey Jude Chorus instead?? Du du du dudududuuuu dudududuuuuu Howarrrrrd.... (Sounds better than it looks!!! Honest!!!)
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 How about using Man Uniteds Keano Hey Jude Chorus instead??Du du du dudududuuuu dudududuuuuu Howarrrrrd.... (Sounds better than it looks!!! Honest!!!) I think that's appalling. Sheff Utd sing it for Beattie and it sounds awful.
davieG Posted 15 January 2008 Author Posted 15 January 2008 I was thinking about this the other day. I blame the Walkers. At Filbo there was no shame in arriving fairly early, standing in the KKK and singing all the different players songs before kickoff. These days no-one wants to get to the Walkers before kickoff when you can be in the pub. Also you had a close proximity to the players as they warmed up and they'd acknowledge each song you sang for them. No real chance of that these days.Then you have to factor in that your average football fan is an idiot who can't cope with songs he or she has never heard before or that contain more than about four words (and one of them has to be "du" repeatedly). The songs I and many others come up with for new signings etc are a laugh but personally I've never actually believed any of them could get sung by more than about five people at a game. It's a shame but until people congregate together (back of Kop or L1) and do something about it, it'll always be the same and it's frustrating. Unreserved seating then, encourages people to get there early to get a good seat, well not as critical as Filbo, but certainly would allow people to congregate together.
Bert Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 The song for Lazcko should be - La la la la La la la la Hey Hey Lazcko.
Fat Ron Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 I think that's appalling. Sheff Utd sing it for Beattie and it sounds awful. Just trying to think of something different.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 Just trying to think of something different. Fair play. I think the real test will be what we can get the away fans at Norwich singing about the Hungarians. i.e. Zsolt, Zsolt, wherever you may be, You came here from Hungary, He's six foot tall with long brown hair, He's here, there, ****ing everywhere. It's not even difficult to come up with something. The difficulty is agreeing on it between a load of you (I'm sure someone can come up with something better than that, for example) and getting the numbskulls to learn it.
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 "We've got more steel than you!"QPR fans at Bramall lane, referring to new investment by steel magnate Lakshmi Mittal at Rangers and Sheffield's status as the steel city. (Paul Knapp, England). I'd rather be at the Villa "Forest Gump is a Villa Fan!" Aston Villa fans at Reading game after Hollywood actor Tom Hanks outed himself as a Villan. (Nick McD, England). "We couldn't sell you on ebay!" Grimsby Town fans to ex-keeper Anthony Williams. (Leon Harding, Grimsby). "Sali-Salifou... Sali-Salifou" (To the tune of Daddy, Daddy Cool). Villa fans pay tribute to Salifou on his debut. (RC, UK). "You're just a fat Kevin Doyle!" Reading fans to Robbie Keane at White Hart Lane.(Helen, Reading). "You'll never play at Anfield!" Bishop's Stortford fans to Havant and Waterlooville when Stortford were 4-1 up. Havant could face Liverpool in the FA Cup if they win their replay against Swansea. (Ben Markham, Bishop's Stortford). "We can't see you sneaking out!" Worcester City fans celebrate their abandonment at Nuneaton Borough when the floodlights failed with Nuneaton 2-0 up in the 82nd minute. (Darrell Butler, Worcestershire). "He's so lower league He's so lower league He's so lower league HE'S SO LOWER LEAGUE!" To the tune of 'She's so lovely' by Scouting For Girls - Burnley fans to their under-performing winger Steve Jones. (Abduly, UK) This weeks chants of the week. The thing with football chants, especially these days, is that they need to be kept short to catch on.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 This weeks chants of the week.The thing with football chants, especially these days, is that they need to be kept short to catch on. True, hence Ginger Mourinho taking off. I want to sing about us being the Hungarian Arsenal.
The People's Hero Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 "He's so lower league He's so lower league He's so lower league HE'S SO LOWER LEAGUE!" That's brilliant. If only we were still sh it. *crosses fingers*
Zingari Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 True, hence Ginger Mourinho taking off.I want to sing about us being the Hungarian Arsenal. or the Magyar Manu
Staf Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 I can see what you are saying but i still sing super stevie howard although i know it ahould be stevie claridge i just sing that too make some noise
MikeyT Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 How about using Man Uniteds Keano Hey Jude Chorus instead??Du du du dudududuuuu dudududuuuuu Howarrrrrd.... (Sounds better than it looks!!! Honest!!!) Change it to Hey Hume!!!
lildave3 Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 Fair play.I think the real test will be what we can get the away fans at Norwich singing about the Hungarians. i.e. Zsolt, Zsolt, wherever you may be, You came here from Hungary, He's six foot tall with long brown hair, He's here, there, ****ing everywhere. It's not even difficult to come up with something. The difficulty is agreeing on it between a load of you (I'm sure someone can come up with something better than that, for example) and getting the numbskulls to learn it. Again Fez, you impress.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 Again Fez, you impress. I think the best bet would be "We all love Laczko x8... Bori Gabor x8" alternated in the same way that Man Utd sing about City and Leeds. Would sound fantastic, that.
lildave3 Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 I think the best bet would be "We all love Laczko x8... Bori Gabor x8" alternated in the same way that Man Utd sing about City and Leeds. Would sound fantastic, that. Gabor Bori, Bori Gabor. I'm talking pompey chimes here. There's my woeful attempt.
AyewJoking Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 I was thinking about this the other day. I blame the Walkers. At Filbo there was no shame in arriving fairly early, standing in the KKK and singing all the different players songs before kickoff. These days no-one wants to get to the Walkers before kickoff when you can be in the pub. Also you had a close proximity to the players as they warmed up and they'd acknowledge each song you sang for them. No real chance of that these days.Then you have to factor in that your average football fan is an idiot who can't cope with songs he or she has never heard before or that contain more than about four words (and one of them has to be "du" repeatedly). The songs I and many others come up with for new signings etc are a laugh but personally I've never actually believed any of them could get sung by more than about five people at a game. It's a shame but until people congregate together (back of Kop or L1) and do something about it, it'll always be the same and it's frustrating. No shit.
davieG Posted 15 January 2008 Author Posted 15 January 2008 No shit. Well, not until you posted, but someone had to!
Nick Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 My favourite Man U chant was for their new goal keeper Tim Howard. It was I think genius, he showed great form and made no secret of his verbal disability upon his arrival with the reds. The fans embraced this in their singing for him every time he pulled off a save - apologies for the language but its necessary to get the true genius of the song over: "We've got Timmy tourettes in our nets, fook off, fook off, fook off, fook off."
AyewJoking Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 Well, not until you posted, but someone had to! remove your nose from fez's arse
Guest Posted 15 January 2008 Posted 15 January 2008 My favourite Man U chant was for their new goal keeper Tim Howard. It was I think genius, he showed great form and made no secret of his verbal disability upon his arrival with the reds. The fans embraced this in their singing for him every time he pulled off a save - apologies for the language but its necessary to get the true genius of the song over:"We've got Timmy tourettes in our nets, fook off, fook off, fook off, fook off." That's brilliant
Koke Posted 17 January 2008 Posted 17 January 2008 To the tune of R. Kelly, World Greatest.. Steve Howard. He's a mountain, He's a tall tree, ohhhhh He's a swift wind sweepin' the country He's a river, down in the valley, ohhhhhh He has a vision, and he can see clearlyyy If anybody asks you who he is Just stand up tall Look 'em in the face and saaaaay He's that star up in the sky He's that mountain peak up hiiigh Hey, he made it He's the world's greatest And he's that little bit of hope When our back's against the rooopes We can feel it He's the world's greatest
lildave3 Posted 17 January 2008 Posted 17 January 2008 He can pass, cross it too. Gabor Bori is a blue. Leicester Lass, finish this song for me. Thanks.
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