lildave3 Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 lavrentis has a female friend in the house yet is on here!?WTF. We aren't all you, you willy puller.
Tilley Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 We aren't all you, you willy puller. Oh come on Ben, for the love of God. The poor lass is probably gagging for it yet old lav sits on here.. Jesus wept.
lavrentis Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 Oh come on Ben, for the love of God.The poor lass is probably gagging for it yet old lav sits on here.. Jesus wept. Thank god she didn't see this. I havn't consumed enough alcohol yet.
Tilley Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 Thank god she didn't see this. I havn't consumed enough alcohol yet. FLAPPED IT!! You fairy, get upstairs.
lavrentis Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 FLAPPED IT!!You fairy, get upstairs. She's comfy watching BBC3. I best not disturb eh? Help
Tilley Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 Walk in the room, naked, with a stonking hard on.. Win win situation.
Samilktray Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 I personally think you should just go for it. Walk upto her and say 'Banging Tits Babes' It could go 2 ways, but im sure enough youll be succesful.
lavrentis Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 Walk in the room, naked, with a stonking hard on..Win win situation. Ill give it a go....later She is more experienced in these sort of situations than I am, today will be the night.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 She's comfy watching BBC3.I best not disturb eh? Help Lavvy, I don#t want to sound like a raging homo, but from warrov seen of you, you're a good looking chap. Walk in the room, naked, with a stonking hard on..Win win situation. Yes! @ Stonking!
Tilley Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 Ill give it a go....laterShe is more experienced in these sort of situations than I am, today will be the night. GROW SOME BALLS & STICK IT IN, SON! :D
lavrentis Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 GROW SOME BALLS & STICK IT IN, SON! :D Start of an era. Seriously, I have done the old kissing part but nothing on top. Ill leave it later into the night.
Tilley Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 Start of an era.Seriously, I have done the old kissing part but nothing on top. Ill leave it later into the night. Honest to God.. you'll regret it if you don't.
lavrentis Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 Honest to God.. you'll regret it if you don't. It is an opportunity. ****, I forgot about protection. Edit: Im going to go to the toilet via my brothers bedroom to see if he has a supply. fook, but then he will know. I am in a sticky situation. Thank fook he bought a 100 supply off ebay, Im scared.
Tilley Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 Nicole Sherzinger singing at Wrestlemania. What a start.
Bert Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 It is an opportunity.****, I forgot about protection. Edit: Im going to go to the toilet via my brothers bedroom to see if he has a supply. fook, but then he will know. I am in a sticky situation. Thank fook he bought a 100 supply off ebay, Im scared. So what if he knows! Don't be scared pal.
AoWW Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 Start of an era.Seriously, I have done the old kissing part but nothing on top. Ill leave it later into the night. By which point she'll be fast asleep, most likely grumpy at you blundering into the room, and you'll bottle it. If you're going to, get on with it. (In the nicest possible way!) It is an opportunity.****, I forgot about protection. Edit: Im going to go to the toilet via my brothers bedroom to see if he has a supply. fook, but then he will know. I am in a sticky situation.
Tilley Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 Lavrentis will flap it - FACT! Don't be scared mate, as soon as you get into it, you'll realise you shouldn't have worried.
AoWW Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 So what if he knows!Don't be scared pal. In fairness, I'd be scared if I was relying on condoms bought off eBay!
lavrentis Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 By which point she'll be fast asleep, most likely grumpy at you blundering into the room, and you'll bottle it. If you're going to, get on with it. (In the nicest possible way!) AAAaaarrrrgggggghhhh, sorry to people who are not interested in my life about my situation. I guess it would be first if foxestalk got rid of my virginitity!!?!!!!! they are durex I checked
AoWW Posted 5 April 2009 Posted 5 April 2009 AAAaaarrrrgggggghhhh, sorry to people who are not interested in my life about my situation. I guess it would be first if foxestalk got rid of my virginitity!!?!!!!! they are durex I checked You'll be fine.
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