AoWW Posted 16 March 2011 Posted 16 March 2011 Do you have insurance? Are you the first aider? If your the first aider, your going to be erm...wrapping willies [sounds like i am 9 years old, although i come across as that age some times]. No, and no. we wanna, we wanna, we wanna ....wee If you dont stop for us, we'll piss on ya bus repeat That's ok, I'll happily stop the bus to let you off. *drives off while he's mid-piss*
cambridgefox Posted 16 March 2011 Posted 16 March 2011 The bus is currently languishing at the bottom of my garden. It might come out to play again sometime soon, though. [/b] As if. In light of this revelation I need grapes, flowers and chocolate. Ta muchley. Clearly defines why there's fuck all chance of you being the driver. *passes a bottle* Driver screams thinking she has seen a snake on the bus! (ive mucked this reply up)
AoWW Posted 16 March 2011 Posted 16 March 2011 Driver screams thinking she has seen a snake on the bus! (ive mucked this reply up) fortunately I'm not scared of worms.
demon_dog Posted 16 March 2011 Posted 16 March 2011 fortunately I'm not scared of worms. Maggots, you must be scared of Maggots all Women are. p.s. Any more ? and what happened to my Faggots and Mushy Peas?
The Doctor Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 Maggots, you must be scared of Maggots all Women are. p.s. Any more ? and what happened to my Faggots and Mushy Peas? oh, sorry about that, they were on their way to you but i ate them.
demon_dog Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 oh, sorry about that, they were on their way to you but i ate them. You ate my Faggots! Life is no longer worth living .................... (Throws myself under bus)
The Doctor Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 right, following demon_dog's suicide and the abandonment of ozleicester at the services a seat is now available for you StanSP.
demon_dog Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 right, following demon_dog's suicide and the abandonment of ozleicester at the services a seat is now available for you StanSP. Suicide ! No one told me the bloody bus had stopped to refuel for the final surge upwards. (Dusts oneself down.) Oi ! StanSP get out of my seat.
AoWW Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 Suicide ! No one told me the bloody bus had stopped to refuel for the final surge upwards. (Dusts oneself down.) Oi ! StanSP get out of my seat. Too right - you might have damaged the tyres.
The Doctor Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 Is Disco Daggers back yet? we abandoned him and peterboroughfox at the services 27 games back.
The Doctor Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 Then I'll walk, shit bus. blame AoW, her decision - i didn't highjack it until she stalled it during the final assult.
The Doctor Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 i have fears for the future of this bus - when i just came back from the toilets it asked me for login details for cynicsparty.
The Doctor Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 Can i be the tea-man? no - you're cleaning staff, i think ld3 was meant to be doing it but the bogs are filthy and the back seats are covered in empty wine bottles
Mee Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 no - you're cleaning staff, i think ld3 was meant to be doing it but the bogs are filthy and the back seats are covered in empty wine bottles At least i will always have something to eat.... Im content with cleaning staff. Who else is with me?!
The Doctor Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 AoWW LargeAl's optimistic bus is now advertising for bar staff. First person to bring me a pint get's the job.
Wymsey Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 I'll sort out the MOT service of the bus when its due, thats all.
StanSP Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 AOWW, do something good and kick off this haggis-munching bastard !
The Doctor Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 sorry wymsey, we can't risk the e-mail to the service company being blank or containing just a link. AOWW, do something good and kick off this haggis-munching bastard ! National discriminanist! (not got the same ring to it as rascist)
The Doctor Posted 18 March 2011 Posted 18 March 2011 we have a problem - i got slightly carried away celebrating st patricks day and the bus is now in a ditch.
Bugg Posted 18 March 2011 Posted 18 March 2011 we have a problem - i got slightly carried away celebrating st patricks day and the bus is now in a ditch. AOWW would've done that anyway
The Doctor Posted 18 March 2011 Posted 18 March 2011 AOWW would've done that anyway at least i was slightly inebriated before crashing.
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