eaststandtom Posted 12 May 2008 Posted 12 May 2008 this relegation malarky isnt ideal but one thing is for sure the air has been cleared and the stale vibes of the past few seasons have been eradicated. i for one am genuinely looking forward to next season with some optimism. hopefully we can have some great days out and start enjoying ourselevs again which since 2002-03 we have not come anywhere close to doing apart from the occasional one off!
Daggers Posted 12 May 2008 Author Posted 12 May 2008 I've popped the nodding Ollie back on the dashboard Foxes!
AoWW Posted 12 May 2008 Posted 12 May 2008 WOOOHHHH a new bus!!!! but what about the pink bus? i spent alot of money on that bus!!! It got left in a lay-by in Staffordshire, a weeping driver slumped at the wheel Ahhhhh, that beautiful pink bus is so, so ly. Hunny, don't listen to that nasty DiscoBobDaveDaggers chappy... he's telling porky pies. I rescued our special bus (bloody good burger van in that layby, by the way! ) and it's now got pride of place at the bottom of the garden at Le Château de AoWW. I'm thinking of turning it into a candy-floss-selling tourist attraction. Tis all It's gonna have a laid back gap year in sunny Norfolk before reclaiming its rightful 'optimistic bus' role when we move back up to the Championship.
Daggers Posted 13 May 2008 Author Posted 13 May 2008 It's gonna have a laid back gap year in sunny Norfolk before reclaiming its rightful 'optimistic bus' role when we move back up to the Championship. T'will be nothing more than an unlucky rust-bucket, fit for no better than storing trowels. There's only one bus heading through Town, stopping off at the Championship and getting to the Premiership in roughly two years - and that is this one sweetcakes.
AoWW Posted 13 May 2008 Posted 13 May 2008 T'will be nothing more than an unlucky rust-bucket, fit for no better than storing trowels.There's only one bus heading through Town, stopping off at the Championship and getting to the Premiership in roughly two years - and that is this one sweetcakes. T'won't cos I'll be giving it lots of TLC - polishing it gently and lovingly while it has a break to recover from the traumas it's been through lately. As for 'your' bus getting the Championship --> Premiership gig well, pfft, as if! Handbags at dawn should settle this. Poor Bob, you don't stand a chance. And as for having the audacity to call me 'sweetcakes'....
demon_dog Posted 13 May 2008 Posted 13 May 2008 T'won't cos I'll be giving it lots of TLC - polishing it gently and lovingly while it has a break to recover from the traumas it's been through lately. As for 'your' bus getting the Championship --> Premiership gig well, pfft, as if! Handbags at dawn should settle this. Poor Bob, you don't stand a chance. And as for having the audacity to call me 'sweetcakes'.... Lots of Tomato, Lettuce and Cucumber!! Must run on Bio Fuel.
Daggers Posted 15 May 2008 Author Posted 15 May 2008 Right, I'm pulling into the services and going for a piss. A bloody long piss and that Chairman better have sorted out his ****ing priorities by the time I come out. I'm not staying in there until midbastard-June.
Fox You Forest Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 So were at the service station until june? Might aswell sleep on the bus until then - Is Captain Cubbio selling any pillows on E-Bay?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 I don't mind jumping on but does DB 11 old enough ti drive this bus
Fox You Forest Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 I don't mind jumping on but does DB 11 old enough ti drive this bus His Driving CV Includes: Driving people up the wall Driving people round the bend Driving people mad
Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 May 2008 Posted 18 May 2008 So were at the service station until june?Might aswell sleep on the bus until then - Is Captain Cubbio selling any pillows on E-Bay? More to the point, isn't this now the Vladimir Illich Ulyanov Optomistic Bus. It has a certain ring to it.
Fox You Forest Posted 19 May 2008 Posted 19 May 2008 More to the point, isn't this now the Vladimir Illich Ulyanov Optomistic Bus.It has a certain ring to it. No ring to it, thats just me stuttering trying to pronounce it.
Daggers Posted 25 May 2008 Author Posted 25 May 2008 Will the bus be going any faster now Ollies gone? No it ****ing won't. Until we have a manager in place I'm not leaving the bastard car park - and depending on the appointee I may well simply torch the bus and go learn how to cross-stitch instead.
demon_dog Posted 25 May 2008 Posted 25 May 2008 No it ****ing won't. Until we have a manager in place I'm not leaving the bastard car park - and depending on the appointee I may well simply torch the bus and go learn how to cross-stitch Crossbow instead.
Daggers Posted 25 May 2008 Author Posted 25 May 2008 [X-bow] That depends on how many more references to Sheehan I read today
Fox You Forest Posted 25 May 2008 Posted 25 May 2008 So we went to the service station and now were back in the car park. Is there a women driving?
AoWW Posted 25 May 2008 Posted 25 May 2008 So we went to the service station and now were back in the car park.Is there a women driving? No there bloody isn't. If Disco Bob Vladimir Daggers let a woman drive we might get someplace.
Daggers Posted 25 May 2008 Author Posted 25 May 2008 So we went to the service station and now were back in the car park.Is there a women driving? Service station car park. Really - misogynism will not be welcome on this bus...this bus welcomes women. Especially good looking ones with large boobs and tight low-cut tops.
Corky Posted 25 May 2008 Posted 25 May 2008 No there bloody isn't. If Disco Bob Vladimir Daggers let a woman drive we might get someplace. I would try and come up with an amusing joke but I fear for my safety. She lives near me
Daggers Posted 25 May 2008 Author Posted 25 May 2008 No there bloody isn't. If Disco Bob Vladimir Daggers let a woman drive we might get someplace. Embedded in the back of another vehicle is not the planned destination though!
davieG Posted 25 May 2008 Posted 25 May 2008 That depends on how many more references to Sheehan I read today Is it a bird is it plane no it's SuperAl - somebody need my help?
Fox You Forest Posted 25 May 2008 Posted 25 May 2008 Embedded in the back of another vehicle is not the planned destination though!
AoWW Posted 25 May 2008 Posted 25 May 2008 I would try and come up with an amusing joke but I fear for my safety. She lives near me See, you're learning. Embedded in the back of another vehicle is not the planned destination though! Hence why you're not allowed to drive it.
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