Zingari Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 where's Geo's bus gone that had much more misplaced optimism than this pretender
demon_dog Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 I think you'll find that the make is pretty immaterial as the contract we took out with Mendacious Mechanics means that we get a change of engine every 2,500 miles whether we need one or not. It's not just the engine, the bodywork could do with sprucing up as well. Let's look all bright and shiny ready for our tour.
Guest Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 It's not just the engine, the bodywork could do with sprucing up as well.Let's look all bright and shiny ready for our tour. You can polish this bus all you like, but the metal work still looks tarnished to me.
Asha Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 I have an optimistic bust Outside this thread, there's no real optimism is there?
Katy Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 Outside this thread, there's no real optimism is there? Nope! I can't see a lot within it either to be honest.
Daggers Posted 19 June 2008 Author Posted 19 June 2008 Ladies and Germs, The bus would proudly like to introduce the new clippy, have your tickets ready for inspection and sit down where he tells you - this bus departs for the Poky Pola Championship in a matter of minutes. *ding* *ding*
Asha Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 Nope! I can't see a lot within it either to be honest. Haven't read a lot of it. Just saw Daggers' was top poster in this thread and presumed it was.
Katy Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 Haven't read a lot of it. Just saw Daggers' was top poster in this thread and presumed it was. Surely you should know by now that any slightly-less-than-serious threads started by Dagz usually descend into chaos
Daggers Posted 19 June 2008 Author Posted 19 June 2008 Shut up everyone...SHUT UP. I'm turning on the 8-track. Woohoo! Here we go....
Asha Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 Shut up everyone...SHUT UP.I'm turning on the 8-track. Woohoo! Here we go.... Bollocks that. Let's put the 2007/08 season review DVD on
hairy Posted 20 June 2008 Posted 20 June 2008 Yeah! I have my ticket and I'm looking forward to the ride. Heres to a brighter future as it cant get worse! Every day I get in the queue (Too much, the Magic Bus) To get on the bus that smells of poo (Too much, the Magic Bus) I'm so nervous, I just sit and smile (Too much, the Magic Bus) Your manager is only an hour away (Too much, the Magic Bus) Thank you, Daggers, for getting me here (Too much, the Magic Bus) You'll be an inspector, have no fear (Too much, the Magic Bus) I don't want to cause no fuss (Too much, the Magic Bus) But can I buy your Optimistic Bus? (Too much, the Magic Bus) Nooooooooo!
Corky Posted 20 June 2008 Posted 20 June 2008 Stop the bus, I want a wee-wee! Why didn't you go before we set off!?
Daggers Posted 20 June 2008 Author Posted 20 June 2008 Stop the bus, I want a wee-wee! Just bang on the loo door and tell Raj to get the hell out - he's been in there far too long just to be having a piss. I said we shouldn't have let him on board.
Katy Posted 20 June 2008 Posted 20 June 2008 Just bang on the loo door and tell Raj to get the hell out - he's been in there far too long just to be having a piss.I said we shouldn't have let him on board. You really should have searched him for pocket billiards before letting him on!
Daggers Posted 20 June 2008 Author Posted 20 June 2008 You really should have searched him for pocket billiards before letting him on! It's shocking really - he's like a hormonal teenage boy. I knew it was a mistake when he got a seat over one of the wheels and started smiling.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 20 June 2008 Posted 20 June 2008 The wheels on the bus go round and round round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round round and round aaaaaaaaaall day long! Now we got the Pearson 12 cylinder boxer, we're gonne fly up the league 1 highway! Possibly
Guest Posted 20 June 2008 Posted 20 June 2008 Flying? Who mentioned flying? I haven't taken me travel sickness pills.
AoWW Posted 20 June 2008 Posted 20 June 2008 Got any seats with extra leg room? The one behind lil'dave?
James. Posted 20 June 2008 Posted 20 June 2008 The one behind lil'dave? If you dig around my Facebook photos (apologies in advance for the cross dressing ones) you'll find a rather amusing photo of Mr LD3 and myself at, I think, the Sheffield United away game last season.
StroudFox Posted 20 June 2008 Posted 20 June 2008 Well if I am map reading, I want a seat at the front!
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