The state of this country

[Guest]

I am the latest statistic.

Why?

For having the audacity to use a Zebra crossing, without considering the average, speeding motorist.

I am also a "fat bitch". I have a BMI lower than 20. Is it any wonder I need psychiatric help?

Fuming?

Not half.

[Daggers]

Next time - get out of my ****ing way!

[Guest]

Next time - get out of my ****ing way!

That is so not funny.

[Fez of Mahrez]

What kind of statistic??

[Daggers]

What kind of statistic??

73%

[Guest]

What kind of statistic??

I am officially a victim of crime.

Unofficially I am fuming.

[Daggers]

I am officially a victim of crime.

Unofficially I am fuming.

Where there's blame there's a claim

[Guest]

Where there's blame there's a claim

I tell you what, if the police manage to trace this tosser, he is going to rue the day he tried to run over my path.

[lildave3]

You see, this is what happens when you let women on the road.

[Bellend Sebastian]

I tell you what, if the police manage to trace this tosser, he is going to rue the day he tried to run over my path.

Did you get his registration number? I hope you did.

There's seems to be more tossers about than usual at the minute. I think it's the warm weather

[coale39]

Borrow Bellends gun. Next time it happens will equal payback for Lisa!

[Guest]

Did you get his registration number? I hope you did.

There's seems to be more tossers about than usual at the minute. I think it's the warm weather

Unfortunately we didn't get it all, but he had an expensive car, which should be more traceable. The more I think about it, the more I wish I'd run after him and kicked his windows in. About as realistic as the police getting him, but at least I would feel less helpless. Is this normal?

[Bellend Sebastian]

Borrow Bellends gun. Next time it happens will equal payback for Lisa!

I should be allowed to have a gun*. I'd only kill the bad people. The world would be a much better place

*never ever let me have a gun

[Nationwider]

I'm sorry to hear that Lisa. Most people who own cars act like c*nts in them.

I have a car. I hate the fact that I'm so reliant upon it. I used to be a bit of a **** in it, in that I drove too fast. Several points later, and I don't drive so fast any more. I'm a better person for it.

Also...

Bellend should have a gun, and I got some Latvian lager today. Oh, and my BMI is 24.5.

[Daggers]

Did you get his registration number? I hope you did.

The last ****er that ran me over was a ****ing bus driver.

I got his number, the bus route and a bastard picture of him but the police still said there wasn't enough evidence.

Grr.

(Gin#7)

[Finnegan]

*Hand up*

Victim of crime five! There's little to damage your man-pride more than being mugged by a couple of school kids with a knife.

Hope your incident with road rage's left you, at least, physically stable. Sorry to hear you've had shit.

[Wycombe Fox]

The more I think about it, the more I wish I'd run after him and kicked his windows in.

Good job you didn't because, judging by our crappy system, you'd be facing a life sentence by now.

Hope you're OK

[Raj]

I am the latest statistic.

Why?

For having the audacity to use a Zebra crossing, without considering the average, speeding motorist.

I am also a "fat bitch". I have a BMI lower than 20. Is it any wonder I need psychiatric help?

Fuming?

Not half.

In the 80's i was regularly called a 'fcuking paki bastard' and spat at.....

[Guest]

Thanks peeps.

I know I'm not the only person to have suffered, and that's what makes it worse. There are so many c***s out there. Yes, the C word. It makes me angry.

[Daggers]

In the 80's i was regularly called a 'fcuking paki bastard' and spat at.....

Your Mum may have been tough on you but it was character building Raj.

[Trav Le Bleu]

Sorry to hear that Lisa, people don't seem to understand what a zebra crossing is for.

There's a zebra crossing outside my delivery office and I have to park my car across the road. It is a daily occurance for me to have to stand waiting, carrying at least 4 heavy bags of mail, at the zebra crossing for traffic to stop, when in fact it's my right of way. The fact that I have to do this twice doesn't help either. On the return journey, when bagless, I take great pleasure in stepping out in front of cars that obviously ain't going to stop (ready to dive out of the way of course) and listening to the squeal of brakes - or failing that, should I have to step aside, el matador stylee, I thump the boot of their car as hard as possible... funnily enough, no one ever stops.

As far as the criminal element is concerned, when I lived in Braunstone Frith, getting my car nicked and joyridden was pretty much a bi-monthly occurance. I was almost tempted to leave it unlocked instead of forking out for a new lock or window each time.

Oh, and there was the time some guys in a BMW said I was blocking their exit from a garage (there was plenty of room, they just couldn't be arsed to reverse up a little and change their angle - whereas I would have had to start my car, pull forward and out and then reverse) and because of my refusal to move and a gesture that told them I meant it, five lads got out of the car and smashed all my windows with lead pipes. My mate ended up going to hospital with glass fragments in his eye. Police came in about 30 mins, took details and said we'd be called in to do a photofit. Which we were... about a week later (so everything was fresh in our minds). They never caught anyone. I suspect they don't even try.

[Daggers]

I am the latest statistic.

You don't think it could have been a 'hit' organised by the Trust?

I mean to say, the clues are there - it failed.

[Ultra]

That jibe is so witless even Birchenall wouldn't dare use it..

And as far as failure is concerned, I doubt the Trust are first in the frame right now..