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The job centre is as useful as a flacid penis. Thought that was a good one.

yeah, but going for a piss with the other state of penis, can prove tricky

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yeah, but going for a piss with the other state of penis, can prove tricky

I've decorated the wall behind our toilet at head height many a of time cos of this with the old accidental-let-go. (twice)

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I've decorated the wall behind our toilet at head height many a of time cos of this with the old accidental-let-go. (twice)

it's a difficulty that the ladies just don't seem to appreciate. they're to worried about the ironing, the kids, being cold or loose women (on telly and in real life)

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it's a difficulty that the ladies just don't seem to appreciate. they're to worried about the ironing, the kids, being cold or loose women (on telly and in real life)

Is that right, Stephen <_<

It's worse if you need a shit!

Again, TMI!

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BORIIIIIIIN dayyy not even dresseddd (: thats ryt slagBAGZZZZ haha "Betta be street if he lookin' at me...I need a soldier" ;) LIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIES some ppl spit em lyk a bad tasteeeeeeeeee pfttttt...W.A.S.T.E some1 TALKKK (:

That is an actual status from someone on my Facey.

What on earth.

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BORIIIIIIIN dayyy not even dresseddd (: thats ryt slagBAGZZZZ haha "Betta be street if he lookin' at me...I need a soldier" LIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIES some ppl spit em lyk a bad tasteeeeeeeeee pfttttt...W.A.S.T.E some1 TALKKK (:

Dear Jebus.

One of the worst Facebook status' I have ever seen.

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I am considering deleting my own mother because some of the pure and utter shit she comes out with on Facebook.

If my mum got Facebook, I'd place myself on the transfer list and join Twitter.

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"Watchin Jonathan Creek :D ow d gud old dyz"

Surely it's quicker to write that in normal English and not look like a retard? Give Creek the respect he deserves.

This gimp is a discrace to the great man.

Nothing like a status whilst in a traffic Jam. I'm one of these people who always seems to get the "likes" and comments of whoever so it's nice.

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Just hide her updates.

I deleted several people because I was fed up of their updates before realising I could have just hidden the updates. :rolleyes:

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I am considering deleting my own mother because some of the pure and utter shit she comes out with on Facebook.

My Son refuses to add me lol

I just figured hes got something to hide but I now realise its probably due to reasons such as youve just stated :D

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