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Why talk to an ugly bird face to face?

Thats the most sensible thing youve ever said.

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Loaded Dog tomorrow.

In?

Interested.

What's the lineup? I have to choose between either this Sunday or next Sunday. Hmmm..

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"Hmmm what to do today?" & "I got a feeling, tonight's gonna be a good night" piss me off.

People with these kinds of statusii are being 'ignored'. What a great facility!

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:crylaugh:

3 of my friends have become a fan of Sky Sports.

Chelsea, Man Utd, and a Liverpool "fan". Quite ironic really that they are probably bigger fans of Sky Sports than the teams they support.

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Don't listen to them Shaun.

I enjoy your constant status updates.

I didn't say I didn't like them, just that they were frequent and that he is a whore :D

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Anyone else get the impression it's GLC's birthday today?

i won a bet. I bet that i could get 20 people to wish me happy birthday on my wall/status. And it worked :Dlol

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Because I have 'Stevie Howard' as my sort of "nickname" on facebook, I've just had someone requesting me as a friend who actually thinks I am him, an wishing me a speedy recovery :D

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my gf had to go to the hospital for an MRI scan - she had been having some dizy spells so i put this as my facebook status:

" she is back from her scan and the doctor has given her a diagnosis. its pretty conclusive and we can all rest assured.. she DOES have a brain"

She just replied and said i looked like one of the guys from Dumb and Dumber.

:(

game set and match to the gf...

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my gf had to go to the hospital for an MRI scan - she had been having some dizy spells so i put this as my facebook status:

" she is back from her scan and the doctor has given her a diagnosis. its pretty conclusive and we can all rest assured.. she DOES have a brain"

She just replied and said i looked like one of the guys from Dumb and Dumber.

:(

game set and match to the gf...

Whipppped lol.

She sounds funny, mind you I laughed at what you put as your status.

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my gf had to go to the hospital for an MRI scan - she had been having some dizy spells so i put this as my facebook status:

" she is back from her scan and the doctor has given her a diagnosis. its pretty conclusive and we can all rest assured.. she DOES have a brain"

She just replied and said i looked like one of the guys from Dumb and Dumber.

:(

game set and match to the gf...

should've just said "at least i don't fancy someone who looks like one of the guys from dumb and dumber"

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i won a bet. I bet that i could get 20 people to wish me happy birthday on my wall/status. And it worked :Dlol

So you wouldn't have got 20 birthday wishes anyway?

Bit sad that you have to 'get' people to do it.

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Okay, if you feel so shit about your results (which she should) what's the point in putting them out on Facebook for everyone to see:

************* Is Depressed About her Results 2 D's,E,2 F's,G,U............SHITTTT

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