What grinds my gears...

[Asha]

Getting Facebook raped. For the first time ever aswell. <_<

I'm usually so careful at loggign out haha.

But I have seen much worse to be honest in terms of 'being raped' on Facebook.

You love willies?

[AjcW]

Well done on coming out the closet neil.

Willies all the way ey

Ive not been Facebook raped yet, but then again ive not been to uni yet so theres still time.

However I did think your status after that said just fapped for the first time, which was a little concerning

Edited 11 October 2009 by AjcW

[StanSP]

You love willies?

Well done on coming out the closet neil.

Willies all the way ey

Ive not been Facebook raped yet, but then again ive not been to uni yet so theres still time.

However I did think your status after that said just fapped for the first time, which was a little concerning

It wasn't even done at uni . Was at my brother's in Reading and went on his laptop, and forgot to log out. Then my bros mate went on and saw, and then did it.

And AjcW, it says FRAPED (Facebook Raped) for the first time . Not fapped .

Oh and here's som hypocrist at it's best - although I said socialinterview was getting on my tits earlier, well i just succumbed to the temptation of doing it after my mate did it.

Edited 11 October 2009 by FoxForever

[Jiggers the Fox]

ive been facebook raped more times than i can remember! needless to say i currently have a lot of people questionning whether i should be let near children again <_<

Edited 11 October 2009 by Jiggers the Fox

[Koke]

People who say *I don't have no money*

Basic English grammar <_<

[lavrentis]

People who walk round Leicester with Man U shirts on

[Guest]

People in general.

[Guest]

People in general.

Today, it's specifically people who force-ably remove, or attempt to remove, the badges off of cars that are obviously better than any car that the lowlife scummy tosspot(s) will ever own.

Seriously, if it was my car, I would be calling the police. Not that they would do anything, but still.

[Tabou]

Today, it's specifically people who force-ably remove, or attempt to remove, the badges off of cars that are obviously better than any car that the lowlife scummy tosspot(s) will ever own.

Seriously, if it was my car, I would be calling the police. Not that they would do anything, but still.

I'm currently at work, in Derby. A stones thorw from Pride Park. This morning, sitting doing some paperwork in my office, I noticed the shadow of a man walking past the window, on the pathway where nobody ever walks. Being suspicious (and this being Derby...) I looked out of the window to see a man in a tracksuit walking around our building, holding what appeared to be bolt cutters. I promptly went outside, angry, with every intention to 'have it out' with this lowlife scumbag.

It was then I noticed his van, with the rest of his tools. He was installing security lighting....

[Guest]

I'm currently at work, in Derby. A stones thorw from Pride Park. This morning, sitting doing some paperwork in my office, I noticed the shadow of a man walking past the window, on the pathway where nobody ever walks. Being suspicious (and this being Derby...) I looked out of the window to see a man in a tracksuit walking around our building, holding what appeared to be bolt cutters. I promptly went outside, angry, with every intention to 'have it out' with this lowlife scumbag.

It was then I noticed his van, with the rest of his tools. He was installing security lighting....

Ha ha, you make me laugh, Tabs!! That has reet cheered me up.

[Fez of Mahrez]

I promptly went outside, angry, with every intention to 'have it off' with this lowlife scumbag.

It was then I noticed his van, with the rest of his tools.

Alright, that's quite enough of that.

[Fosse Boy]

People who walk round Leicester with Man U shirts on

Facebook status of Leicester based Man U "fan" this morning...

********* would rather Derby beat Leicester today!

Is he actually five years old?

[Guest]

Facebook status of Leicester based Man U "fan" this morning...

Is he actually five years old?

I wouldn't credit him with that much intelligence. <_<

[Guest Bilo]

People who walk round Leicester with Man U shirts on

It saves the pain of having TWAT tattooed on your forehead I suppose.

Edited 17 October 2009 by Bilo

[DB11]

People who say *I don't have no money*

Basic English grammar <_<

But they might not have no money

Double negatives are confusing

[Guest Mee-9]

People who support Man Utd, but have no relation to Manchester or give some Bullshit excuse that "Their Grandads Aunties Uncle's Best Mate is a season ticket holder"

[AoWW]

Those motion-sensor air freshener thingummies. My Mum's got one in her bathroom and the bloody thing's like a spitting cobra that lies in wait. Got me straight in the eye earlier.

[lou]

Those motion-sensor air freshener thingummies. My Mum's got one in her bathroom and the bloody thing's like a spitting cobra that lies in wait. Got me straight in the eye earlier.

Some twat in a 4 x 4 parked up at the side of the pavement put his windscreen washers on the other day and got me straight in the eye - stung like feck!

[Daggers]

Some twat in a 4 x 4 parked up at the side of the pavement put his windscreen washers on the other day and got me straight in the eye - stung like feck!

If he's put it on Youtoob then you'll have the last laugh as he loses his licence

[Koke]

People who spell Leicester as Lesta. It's even worse when it's local Leicester people who spell it that way. Bellends. <_<

[StanSP]

Having to wake up after going to sleep during a long journey back home

[StanSP]

Also hate when the mouse jumps to the top right of the screen to close the program just as you're about to click something.

[Fosse Boy]

"How do you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike your eggs in the morning?"

Is it an advert for Tropicana or fucking eggs?

Stupid song. <_<

[Daggers]

"How do you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike your eggs in the morning?"

Unfertilised.

[AjcW]

Unfertilised.

Thats brilliant.