What grinds my gears...

[The Doctor]

All these ****ing flies buzzing round, bloody things might get tangled in my beard.

[Jon the Hat]

The LCFC forum and my inability to ignore it.

The fact that actually the idiots are right, there is a clique on here. We know who we are. Yes we are those with half a ****ing brain and the ability to use it in some semblance of a sensical argument. ****em. ****em all. Twats.

[Jackirius]

Girls.

[The Doctor]

Girls.

, i'm quite tempted to make a gay joke here.

Got dumped then?

[Jackirius]

, i'm quite tempted to make a gay joke here.

Got dumped then?

<_<

Nope, just frustrating.

[Haydos]

<_<

Nope, just frustrating.

She won't swallow? Tut.

[FoxyPV]

Girls.

What the fuck is your gif all about? I suddenly get the urge to kill John Lennon.

Did she get another puncture? You really need to stop biting 'her'.

Edited 18 April 2011 by FoxyPV

[Jackirius]

Has it stopped now? Has on mine

[Jimothy]

What the fuck is your gif all about? I suddenly get the urge to kill John Lennon.

Did she get another puncture? You really need to stop biting 'her'.

It's hurting my eyes.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Inability to grow a proper thick beard.

I bring to you beard hat

[SOCCERROO FOX]

MTWG STYLE

Foxy Pv

[Mee]

Girls.

Did she he have a penis?

[Jackirius]

Did she he have a penis?

How did you find out ?

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Cos he loves a Dutch Rudder

[Finnegan]

lol lol

[Simmo86]

Girls.

Not paying out?

[Bob Weasel Fox]

doing training at work in overalls and pads in the heat, today, tomorrow and thursday!!!

[Simmo86]

The cup of tea in my work themos slightly tasting like washing up liquid!

Edited 20 April 2011 by simmo86

[FoxyPV]

Being in work.

[AoWW]

I was talking to my Mum on the phone earlier when she asked the inevitable "so, what are you up to today?" question. Feeling duty-bound to sound as if I'd got productive plans in place I absentmindedly reeled off a list of 'worthy' jobs that included: cleaning out the kitchen cupboards, dusting, hoovering, washing the kitchen & living room floor, cleaning the bathroom, defrosting the fridge, watering the garden, etc, etc - with absolutely no intention whatsoever of doing any of them. Later in the conversation she somehow manages to invite herself round tomorrow. Shit, damn and bugger!

[ACF]

I was talking to my Mum on the phone earlier when she asked the inevitable "so, what are you up to today?" question. Feeling duty-bound to sound as if I'd got productive plans in place I absentmindedly reeled off a list of 'worthy' jobs that included: cleaning out the kitchen cupboards, dusting, hoovering, washing the kitchen & living room floor, cleaning the bathroom, defrosting the fridge, watering the garden, etc, etc - with absolutely no intention whatsoever of doing any of them. Later in the conversation she somehow manages to invite herself round tomorrow. Shit, damn and bugger!

And that's what you get for lying.

[AoWW]

And that's what you get for lying.

Yeah, but it was non-conscious lying - surely that shouldn't count?

[ACF]

Yeah, but it was non-conscious lying - surely that shouldn't count?

[AoWW]

[cambridgefox]

I was talking to my Mum on the phone earlier when she asked the inevitable "so, what are you up to today?" question. Feeling duty-bound to sound as if I'd got productive plans in place I absentmindedly reeled off a list of 'worthy' jobs that included: cleaning out the kitchen cupboards, dusting, hoovering, washing the kitchen & living room floor, cleaning the bathroom, defrosting the fridge, watering the garden, etc, etc - with absolutely no intention whatsoever of doing any of them. Later in the conversation she somehow manages to invite herself round tomorrow. Shit, damn and bugger!

water the garden,then tell her you got heatstroke and had to lie down!