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Daggers

What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Tabou

Tabou

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You and me are going to fall out!

<_<

I was born in 1987. So it's not that baddd.

21st November 1987. So that would make me 21 in 3 weeks and 2 days.

Gifts can be posted to

...Not actuallly going to post my address

... Groby, Leicester.

Katy

Katy

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She is not; my niece is the same. My niece has a "gob" though. A 5 yr old Small shouting "but that child is older than me and it needs it's mother to get it ready! Is it one of those special needs children?" is probably not the ideal accompaniment in this kind of situation! >_<

I like Small too, she takes after you in so many ways though and I think that's why people think she belongs to you.

Bellend Sebastian

Bellend Sebastian

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You'll all be as ecstatic as I am to learn that the cardigan has been replaced.

On the subject of nieces, I have two, and I much prefer the slightly slower one that clearly can't be bothered to learn to speak, whereas the other more precocious one talks far too much for my liking

Tabou

Tabou

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You'll all be as ecstatic as I am to learn that the cardigan has been replaced.

On the subject of nieces, I have two, and I much prefer the slightly slower one that clearly can't be bothered to learn to speak, whereas the other more precocious one talks far too much for my liking

I have no Neices.

I am now the proud owner of a Nephew. However he is only 3 weeks old, so it he doesn't do alot.

Very cute though. And I never thought I would say that about a child. They all look shrivelled and 'orrible.

Guest

Guest

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I like Small too, she takes after you in so many ways though and I think that's why people think she belongs to you.

I would beg to differ on that, but fear I would be severly outnumbered. >_<

potter3

potter3

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My toilet is blocked and really needed a shit when I woke up. McDonalds :wub:

And I have permanent marker all over my face and arms that really is permanent, it's not come off with 10 minutes of scrubbing <_<

Alexikokopops

Alexikokopops

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My toilet is blocked and really needed a shit when I woke up. McDonalds :wub:

And I have permanent marker all over my face and arms that really is permanent, it's not come off with 10 minutes of scrubbing <_<

Textbook. We abused my housemate with permanent marker one night, including such classics as the penis on the face and the swastika in a heart (Peep Show) on his hand. Unfortunately he passed out on our cream faux-leather sofa, leaving a permanent imprint of these delights (and more) on it for the entire year. Oh, and his mum and dad came down the next day. He couldn't scrub it off. Glorius.

Tabou

Tabou

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Textbook. We abused my housemate with permanent marker one night, including such classics as the penis on the face and the swastika in a heart (Peep Show) on his hand. Unfortunately he passed out on our cream faux-leather sofa, leaving a permanent imprint of these delights (and more) on it for the entire year. Oh, and his mum and dad came down the next day. He couldn't scrub it off. Glorius.

A friend of mine has an Austrian father. He drew a Swastika on his bald head with permanent marker for a laugh. On his own, not with any friends...

His Dad didn't notice (Back of his head) and went to work the next day (As a British Gas Engineer) with it on his head alllll day, speaking in his thick thick Austrian Accent.

The People's Hero

The People's Hero

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A friend of mine has an Austrian father. He drew a Swastika on his bald head with permanent marker for a laugh. On his own, not with any friends...

His Dad didn't notice (Back of his head) and went to work the next day (As a British Gas Engineer) with it on his head alllll day, speaking in his thick thick Austrian Accent.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Really?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tabou

Tabou

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Really?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absolute gospel. There is even photographic evidence to prove it. Some middle aged old boy phoned BG to complain about their standards of staff, who then phoned the Dad, who went home from work (to wash it off) and he in turn booted his son out of the house for 3 days.

Tabou

Tabou

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That's brilliant.

I was about to tell my boss that, but realised he's Jewish.

Some people need to get over themselves and move onnnnnnn.

:ph34r:

Master Fox

Master Fox

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Central heating breaking down. Bath breaking, toilet leaking, new blind fitting still not up, two light switches not working, all at once. Added the fact the cenrtal heating repair man has failed to turn up 2 days in a row. Im fcuking screwing.

Ultra

Ultra

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Russell Brand.

Just piss off. Now. For good.

Behave. Anyone who p!sses off the po-faced fascists at the Daily Mail must have something going for them.

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