Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 June 2008 Posted 14 June 2008 I was watching the Sweden-Spain game earlier and it occurred to me Ibrahimovic's stepovers brought to mind Peter Crouch doing the Riverdance. For some reason my mind wandered onto the idea that the next Nike advert should involve footage of a certain gangly England targetman slowed down and placed in an visually-stunning oriental setting. It would, of course, carry the tagline Peter Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. I wish I had Photoshop (and furthermore, was good at it) so I could just knock a poster up and not have to worry the community at large as to how my mind works but hey ho. Any more for any more? Kill Billy Sharp? Last Tango in Alan Paris?
lildave3 Posted 14 June 2008 Posted 14 June 2008 Kenwyne Jones and the Temple of Doom? Awful attempt. I'll leave this to Fez.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 June 2008 Author Posted 14 June 2008 M*A*S*H*L*E*Y C*O*L*E And I'm going to plough ahead with Andy King Kong too despite the inevitable Thracian/Sappleton comments that will follow.
Fox You Forest Posted 14 June 2008 Posted 14 June 2008 Every Which Way But Hoos The Day After Steve Morrow
Monk Posted 14 June 2008 Posted 14 June 2008 Colin Gibson was basically an antiques dealer called Lovejoy
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 June 2008 Author Posted 14 June 2008 Every Which Way But HoosThe Day After Steve Morrow I like that. Bonnie and Clyde Wijnhard
Monk Posted 14 June 2008 Posted 14 June 2008 Happy Collymore The Big Wesolowski The Half Time Clockwork Orange Lilian Nalis in: Girls Gone Wild III Milan Mandaric in: For a Fistful of Dollars Martin O'Niell in: A Beautiful Mind
DB11 Posted 15 June 2008 Posted 15 June 2008 I wish I had Photoshop (and furthermore, was good at it) so I could just knock a poster up and not have to worry the community at large as to how my mind works but hey ho. It's not that hard to get it. I have it
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 June 2008 Author Posted 15 June 2008 City of Juan Pablo Angels Overmars Attacks!
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