Guest Posted 10 July 2008 Posted 10 July 2008 Ode to Jose the curse of Cuervo, So hard to say no though it gives one the fever, Pretends to be friendly, Then it's all over, over, It's all over, over, Pretends to be fine, Then the curse of Tequila, It makes me happy, Con Tequila it feels fine, Con Tequila when the doors are opened, And con Tequila when they're calling time, That's the curse of, Sierra sunrise and Margarita, They'll break your heart in the desert heat, Tell you you're thirsty, They'll tell you you're sober, sober, It's all over, over, They'll tell you you're fine, Then the curse of Tequila.... If there's a lot on your mind it's there to help you forget, To relax and rewind and leave behind the regret, First sip makes you well before you know it it's time, And you're saying to hell with the salt, lemon and lime, Salt, lemon and lime, time Tequila, That's the curse of Tequila.....
Jordan Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 Tequila was making me happy one night many moons ago, but then it made me ... well, almost dead.
Guest Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 Tequila was making me happy one night many moons ago, but then it made me ... well, almost dead. I'm having a tequila baby. Da-da!!
Finnegan Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 I've had a Tequila Experience and hence can no longer touch it.
Guest Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 I've had a Tequila Experience and hence can no longer touch it. I'm having a Tequila "doggy bag". This is true. I am turning into a wus. This is also true.
Finnegan Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 I'm having a Tequila "doggy bag". This is true.I am turning into a wus. This is also true. Turning into? .... *Runs!*
Tabou Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 I had a friend who INSISTED that on a night out, everybody had to do a tequila suicide. Lemon in the eye, salt up the nose, then tequila. He had to wear an eye patch for 3 weeks after one particularly heavy night. True Story.
The People's Hero Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 I had a friend who INSISTED that on a night out, everybody had to do a tequila suicide. Lemon in the eye, salt up the nose, then tequila. He had to wear an eye patch for 3 weeks after one particularly heavy night. True Story. That's absolutely ridiculous. I had to do a series of 'human tequilas' against the clock to win Mr Uni of Leicester (2003) but that sounds even better/worse.
Tabou Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 That's absolutely ridiculous.I had to do a series of 'human tequilas' against the clock to win Mr Uni of Leicester (2003) but that sounds even better/worse. It was during a particularly heavy 6 month period, when salt wasn't the only substance being digested. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a fun time. I can remember being in blazers in Cromer (! Of all places) and passing out on the pavement, and spending 3 hours sleep in a phonebox before being escorted to my hotel room by some lovely people.
AoWW Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 It was during a particularly heavy 6 month period, when salt wasn't the only substance being digested. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a fun time. I can remember being in blazers in Cromer (! Of all places) and passing out on the pavement, and spending 3 hours sleep in a phonebox before being escorted to my hotel room by some lovely people. But nobody really goes to Cromer. Why the fook would they? Oh, and I bloody hate tequila. Which is somewhat surprising considering my liking for alcohol.
Daggers Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 I bloody love tequila. It really does make me happy. Margaritas over crushed ice with an extra dose of tequila. Heaven in a glass.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Poakey Posted 11 July 2008 Posted 11 July 2008 Turning into? .... *Runs!* Reminds me,i want Bioshock.Tequilas good aswell.
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