Ultra Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 Forget Soccer AM, this is the show where it's at. Jeff Stelling is even more stellar than ever this season - check out his new ! And now there's a new drinking game dedicated to him and the rest of the gang. The rules (available here..) Every time a goal is scored = 1 shot of beer. Every sending off = 1 shot of spirit. Whenever Chris Kamara is talking = You must be drinking. Whenever Chris Kamara says "It's unbelievable Jeff" = All drinks must be downed. Whenever Paul Merson uses stupid rhyming slang = 1 shot of spirit. Whenever Swindon Town appear on the Vidi-Printer: The last person to shout 'Mackerel' = 1 shot of spirit. Whenever Dundee appear on the Vidi-Printer: The last person to shout 'Football' = 1 shot of spirit. Every time Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard' = 3 shots of beer. Every time Jeff makes 'A Trialist' joke = 3 shots of beer. Every time your team scores = 2 extra shots of beer. Every time Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence = 1 shot of Spirit. Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits = Quad Bombs! (4 shots of spirit and Red Bull). Every time Hartlepool score = 3 shots of beer. Every time a pundit shouts off camera = 2 shots of beer. Every time Le Tiss is mentioned in connection with a Takeaway = 1 shot of spirit. HALF TIME-NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED. 2nd Half - Only team nicknames allowed - Failure = 3 shots of beer Every time Jeff mentions 'dancing in the streets of TNS' = 1 shot of spirit. Every time Keith is referred to as being just one person = 1 shot of spirit. Every time Brighton & Hove Albion or Dagenham & Redbridge are referred to as two different teams playing the same opposition = 1 shot of spirit. Every time Kevin Webster scores and Jeff says 'Oh, Sally will be pleased' = 1 shot of spirit. Any reference to James Brown song lyrics if James Brown scores for Hartlepool = 1 shot of spirit Every time anything bad happens to Bellamy (injured, OG, booked, arrested for assault etc) = 2 celebratory shots of spirit. Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidi-printer - The last person to shout 'Cobblers' = 1 shot of spirit. If a player scores who used to play for your club = 3 fingers of beer. A toilet break at any time other than half time will incur double penalties on all activity in their absence. All spillage incurs a 3 beer shot penalty. Warning - don't try to play this game without booking the liver transplant first... Off-licences will love it!
Alexikokopops Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 That drinking games been around for a couple of seasons now. There was a Facebook group about it and the guys who started it were interviewed by various media. Unfortunately I haven't been able to play it for the past couple of years because I couldn't afford Sky as a student. We're getting it in the next couple of weeks though, keen...
Ultra Posted 13 August 2008 Author Posted 13 August 2008 You don't need Sky to play it. Soccer Saturday is on Sky Sports News (and therefore on Freeview), as well as being on the Sky website (UK and Ireland viewers only).
Ric Flair Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 First time i've seen the minor details of that game. I shall be giving that a go.
Alexikokopops Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 You don't need Sky to play it.Soccer Saturday is on Sky Sports News (and therefore on Freeview), as well as being on the Sky website (UK and Ireland viewers only). Well I'll be damned. I feel slightly better that I didn't have a TV last year, and the year before Sky Sports News wouldn't fork for 6 months, but still... Just need to structure it in around Leicester games now.
The People's Hero Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 I've played it once. I won't be playing it again.
bigneville Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 I've played it once.I won't be playing it again. Same here. Everyone playing the game was too ill to do anything for the rest of the day after the game.
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 Me, Sparky and a few of the lads played it a few times... Sometimes we just stick to goalscorers names. One day our mate Dan got rinsed, if it weren't a Dan scoring, Dan was being sent off etc.... Good times...
Ultra Posted 13 August 2008 Author Posted 13 August 2008 I'll be otherwise engaged everytime this is on. Perhaps not, if plod and Tigers start switching a few more kickoffs..
Maybes Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 I'll be otherwise engaged everytime this is on. Same otherwise it sounds like a right laugh
Nationwider Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 Jeff's James Brown doll was quite funny last Saturday. He's a nice bloke. I met him a couple of years ago (albeit very briefly). He's 'Pools through and through - very approachable and very knowledgable about football. The programme is fast becoming a national institution. I hope Jeff doesn't bugger off to terrestrial and become some crappy Steve Ryder clone.
Austin Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 I WILL be playing this! Copied and pasted words to paint and stuck it as dsktop wallpaper .. Now have the rules on hand!
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