General Smuts Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 My housemate returns on Wednesday and has that disease where she like to clean things. I've been using all her stuff for weeks and i hate washing up so haven't. I'm also remarkably lazy. I will pay the travel fare and ply with copious amounts of alcohol, anyone who wants to come do my washing up. Any offers welcomed.
James. Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 What are the pros and cons of simply leaving all the washing up for your housemate to do when she gets back?
Fox You Forest Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 I will do it for you pair of signed Sappleton boxers.
General Smuts Posted 25 August 2008 Author Posted 25 August 2008 What are the pros and cons of simply leaving all the washing up for your housemate to do when she gets back? Pros. I dont have to wash up. Cons. Shes a ninja. She would kill me. Her parents will be there too. They'd also maim me. The dissapointment would be worse than death.
Jay Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 sounds like Socceroo fox might be able to get over for a few games by doing some simple washing up!! foxiles this is your chance for a cheap holiday!!! surely some sort of hose pipe cleaning method is in order and could be fun although might result in a few breakages
General Smuts Posted 25 August 2008 Author Posted 25 August 2008 surely some sort of hose pipe cleaning method is in order and could be fun although might result in a few breakages Thats fooking genious! THE SHOWER!
Jay Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 and we have a solution!! and if it's a power shower it will be quicker and more effective
James. Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 During my student days I would sometimes just throw it in the bin. By far the easiest solution although not particularly subtle if you have used everything.
General Smuts Posted 25 August 2008 Author Posted 25 August 2008 During my student days I would sometimes just throw it in the bin. By far the easiest solution although not particularly subtle if you have used everything. Yeah that and it doesnt belong to me. And she has that ocd thing. Shed know. Power showers the way forward.
JoeyB Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 I would do it, but it will cost me £250 just to get their, and £250 back, so £500 return, can you part with that sort of money?
General Smuts Posted 25 August 2008 Author Posted 25 August 2008 I would do it, but it will cost me £250 just to get their, and £250 back, so £500 return, can you part with that sort of money? Thats a bit steep considering i managed to get there and back every weekend last year for £22 on the train. Open return.
JoeyB Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 Thats a bit steep considering i managed to get there and back every weekend last year for £22 on the train. Open return. I prefer to use more environmentally friendly ways of doing it, horse-drawn carriage :thumbsup:
General Smuts Posted 25 August 2008 Author Posted 25 August 2008 I prefer to use more environmentally friendly ways of doing it, horse-drawn carriage :thumbsup: Pulled by who? Shergar? Driven by Richey Edwards?!?
MPH Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 Pros.I dont have to wash up. more time for football manager live Cons. Shes a ninja. She would kill me. Her parents will be there too. They'd also maim me. The dissapointment would be worse than death. sounds quite favourable
General Smuts Posted 25 August 2008 Author Posted 25 August 2008 sounds quite favourable It doesn't bloody work else id be on it like sonic! Anyway i bit the bullet and did it. Fairy liquid and power showers = hours of fun.
Guest Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 I am not allowed to wash up because I "don't do it properly". Fair do's. :thumbsup:
General Smuts Posted 25 August 2008 Author Posted 25 August 2008 I am not allowed to wash up because I "don't do it properly".Fair do's. :thumbsup: I've tried this excuse so many times it hurts. Im always told 'Well i'll teach you'. Bloody women!
Katy Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 I am not allowed to wash up because I "don't do it properly".Fair do's. :thumbsup: Shit, I need to try this. Although I doubt very much the Stezlar would notice
MPH Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 I am not allowed to wash up because I "don't do it properly".Fair do's. :thumbsup: now that is quality. i would try that but i live alone so ... anyway. yeah. wouldnt work
Corky Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 It's a woman's job *hides from Lisa, Katy, AoWW and any other females on this forum*
Katy Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 It's a woman's job *hides from Lisa, Katy, AoWW and any other females on this forum* You really need to be less scared of females Corks
Guest Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 It's a woman's job *hides from Lisa, Katy, AoWW and any other females on this forum* Mr Lisa would disagree.
Fox You Forest Posted 25 August 2008 Posted 25 August 2008 I am not allowed to wash up because I "don't do it properly".Fair do's. :thumbsup: I should be so Lucky..Lucky, Lucky..Lucky.
Dr The Singh Posted 26 August 2008 Posted 26 August 2008 I have a dishwasher, hahahahahahaha! So do I, it's called a wife!!! Ha, ha , ha. ha!!! She's gonna kill me know!! Sorry love!!
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