aspirational things.

[AoWW]

I can turn wine into water? does that count?

I'm not sure pissing it out is quite the same thing.

[Unabomber]

I would get a girlfriend who loved me and found me attractive.

A NSLL

[ozleicester]

I'd want to meet Jesus.

I'm busy now, can you leave a message with my secretary when you have the cash

In all seriousness, i am intrigued that money can buy you Jesus...seems those american TV evengelists had it right after all

[Tabou]

1) I would buy the company I work for, re-employ the two girls who were made redundant yesterday, and fire my arsehole of a boss.

2) I would take NSSL on the town, buy some new threads (but no spats Alex..) and hit the bars and pull endless pretty pretty women. Obviously.

3) Donate a substantial amount of money to Mark so Foxestalk was around forever! (gets me through the dayyyy!)

4) Buy better coffee at work.

5) And buscuits.

6) Buy a vineyard in Chile. (This one is going to happen.)

[Tommy G]

I would get a girlfriend who loved me and found me attractive.

So you could buy one of those then?!

Probably a version of every single Patek Phillipe watch ever made.

[Tabou]

So you could buy one of those then?!

Probably a version of every single Patek Phillipe watch ever made.

It's safe to say that having loadsa wonga would get you a woman.

How much she loved you as a person wouldn't come into it!

[Tommy G]

It's safe to say that having loadsa wonga would get you a woman.

How much she loved you as a person wouldn't come into it!

Just shows that money can't buy you happiness I guess. You would love to bang a fit bird for a month, but then when she didn't love you it wouldn't last and you would gradually get fed up. I'd give it 6 months NSLL

[The People's Hero]

1) I would buy the company I work for, re-employ the two girls who were made redundant yesterday, and fire my arsehole of a boss.

2) I would take NSSL on the town, buy some new threads (but no spats Alex..) and hit the bars and pull endless pretty pretty women. Obviously.

3) Donate a substantial amount of money to Mark so Foxestalk was around forever! (gets me through the dayyyy!)

4) Buy better coffee at work.

5) And buscuits.

6) Buy a vineyard in Chile. (This one is going to happen.)

You've just pulled, love.

Get your coat and passport quick, we have a vineyard to run.. oh and £700 of electric debt to run away from.

[Tabou]

You've just pulled, love.

Get your coat and passport quick, we have a vineyard to run.. oh and £700 of electric debt to run away from.

What about your Lighthouse with Bellend Sebastian?

I feel ever so guilty.

I'm not one for adultery.

[Bellend Sebastian]

What about your Lighthouse with Bellend Sebastian?

I feel ever so guilty.

I'm not one for adultery.

Yeah, what about our Lighthouse?

TPH is becoming increasingly independent in his thinking. I'm not sure I like it

[Tabou]

Yeah, what about our Lighthouse?

TPH is becoming increasingly independent in his thinking. I'm not sure I like it

Do you want in on the vineyard?

You must like Chilean Merlot, board games and uto-erotic asphixiation.

[The People's Hero]

I've got a solution to all our problems.

We'll have a lighthouse in the middle of our vineyard in Chile.

We'll drink merlot all day long and be reflective, interesting, introspective and very very sick.

Also, we won't tell NPower where we're going.

[Tabou]

I've got a solution to all our problems.

We'll have a lighthouse in the middle of our vineyard in Chile.

We'll drink merlot all day long and be reflective, interesting, introspective and very very sick.

Also, we won't tell NPower where we're going.

Or my boss, window cleaner, woman I sold my car too, and Barclays for that matter.

[Zingari]

i need some of those aspirational things for this splitting headache

[Tabou]

i need some of those aspirational things for this splitting headache

I have Anadin Extra if you would like them?

I will swap you for a canoe paddle.

[Zingari]

I have Anadin Extra if you would like them?

I will swap you for a canoe paddle.

sorry don't have a canoe ;

i 've got a big gondola pole and a cornetto though

[stez]

Just shows that money can't buy you happiness I guess. You would love to bang a fit bird for a month, but then when she didn't love you it wouldn't last and you would gradually get fed up. I'd give it 6 months NSLL

you ol' romantic!

if i had all the money in the world? still struggle to pay the council tax.

[AoWW]

Yeah, what about our Lighthouse?

TPH is becoming increasingly independent in his thinking. I'm not sure I like it

I vote we lock him out of the lighthouse. Far too fickle.