General Smuts Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 I met Nikki From Big Brother in one of the weirdest nights out for a long time! HAHAHAHAHAH!
AoWW Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 I met Nikki From Big Brother in one of the weirdest nights out for a long time!HAHAHAHAHAH! I wouldn't know Nikki from BB if I tripped over her, tbh.
General Smuts Posted 20 September 2008 Author Posted 20 September 2008 I wouldn't know Nikki from BB if I tripped over her, tbh. I had to be told it was her.
AoWW Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 I had to be told it was her. I could probably think of several hundred thousand people I'd rather meet before a BB contestant.
Zingari Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 I could probably think of several hundred thousand people I'd rather meet before a BB contestant. you've really burst his bubble now haven't you
General Smuts Posted 20 September 2008 Author Posted 20 September 2008 you've really burst his bubble now haven't you Not really I was very very drunk and saw her be sick out of a car window when i was waiting for the bus. Hilarious. I rang everyone and told them. My friends who were asleep dint care, my girlfriend didn't care but Kokopops did. 'YOU ARE NOT A NISSAN, he's not getting a hug.'
JoeyB Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 I met her at the airport once, when she had just come out of big brother, and actually served her the moaning bitch. i got a photo with her before i served her, then she was moaning that the water in the fridge was too cold, and hurt her teeth, then she sat in the fridge and started preaching about big brother, she is a disabled, and is about as skinny as my feet.
Durnerz Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 I met her at the airport once, when she had just come out of big brother, and actually served her the moaning bitch.i got a photo with her before i served her, then she was moaning that the water in the fridge was too cold, and hurt her teeth, then she sat in the fridge and started preaching about big brother, she is a disabled, and is about as skinny as my feet. You still would though, Joe
JoeyB Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 You still would though, Joe With my body size, just by going near her i would probably snap her in 2
Matt Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 I met her at the airport once, when she had just come out of big brother, and actually served her the moaning bitch.i got a photo with her before i served her, then she was moaning that the water in the fridge was too cold, and hurt her teeth, then she sat in the fridge and started preaching about big brother, she is a disabled, and is about as skinny as my feet. She sat in the fridge?
AoWW Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 With my body size, just by going near her i would probably snap her in 2 Now, now - stop bragging!
JoeyB Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 She sat in the fridge? Yes, so i told her to get out cuz i was filling it up, then she said didnt i just have my picture taken with you, i was like yeah and, get out the fridge, so she walked off in a huff Now, now - stop bragging! Well im not exactly a skinny bastard,
Durnerz Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 Yes, so i told her to get out cuz i was filling it up, then she said didnt i just have my picture taken with you, i was like yeah and, get out the fridge, so she walked off in a huffWell im not exactly a skinny bastard, She just wants your body Joe.
JoeyB Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 She just wants your body Joe. Alot of it to go around
Alexikokopops Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 Depressingly enough I guessed who Smuts saw from his drunken calls.
Asha Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 Was almost obsessed with Nikki when she was in the house. I definately would. Jealous Smuts.
lildave3 Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 Another night, another one with lots of drink for Smuts. Just received a frankly hilarious phone call from the drunk man himself. He's been on the karaoke with TPH.
Alexikokopops Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 He tried to ring me but I'm watching a film so I had to decline. I apologise young Karl.
lildave3 Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 He tried to ring me but I'm watching a film so I had to decline. I apologise young Karl. I wish I had that sense!
AoWW Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 I'm just grateful he hasn't got my number. Drunken calls from Wils are enough.
Uncle Albert Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 Anyone else had the pleasure of getting a prank phone call of Tevez at a ridiculous hour? (Whilst pissed) <_< Think LD3 and Ched did.
Daggers Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 I got a call from SUAS while I was stuck on the M6 today, does that count?
lildave3 Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 Anyone else had the pleasure of getting a prank phone call of Tevez at a ridiculous hour? (Whilst pissed) <_< Think LD3 and Ched did. Yes. <_< I got a call from SUAS while I was stuck on the M6 today, does that count? We forgot you were gay wedding'ing it up.
Daggers Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 We forgot you were gay wedding'ing it up. Wedding after us was Huddersfield Slag Wedding - no doubt Leese will argue that this doesn't exist either...but it did, I saw it: 12 foot fat slut in microskirt and popsocks getting hitched to lanky piece of piss in shite shell suit. I really wanted to follow them to the reception to discover what treats lay in store...
Bert Posted 20 September 2008 Posted 20 September 2008 Anyone else had the pleasure of getting a prank phone call of Tevez at a ridiculous hour? (Whilst pissed) <_< Think LD3 and Ched did. Some Pizza Parlour in East London got a delivery order from Sydney, Australia this afternoon. Unfortunately the man couldn't do the delivery. My god it was piss funny.
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