lookwhaticando Posted 6 October 2008 Posted 6 October 2008 One more. For the road. For old time's sake. Ace. Confusion is just another word for mind-blowing orgasm.
Babylon Posted 6 October 2008 Posted 6 October 2008 Am I the only one who thinks that there is nothing wrong with "it's not you, it's me"? I've never used it personally, but i've certainly been out with people who I thought were lovely, but something just wasn't right. If it's nothing they have done and it's just the way you feel, surely "it's not you, it's me" is a fair point. I think women have just got all bitter about being dumped because of it, they are now trying to outlaw a personally good reason.
Guest Posted 6 October 2008 Posted 6 October 2008 Am I the only one who thinks that there is nothing wrong with "it's not you, it's me"?I've never used it personally, but i've certainly been out with people who I thought were lovely, but something just wasn't right. If it's nothing they have done and it's just the way you feel, surely "it's not you, it's me" is a fair point. I think women have just got all bitter about being dumped because of it, they are now trying to outlaw a personally good reason. "It's not you, it's me" doesn't say anything. Just seems like a cop out.
Uncle Monty Posted 6 October 2008 Posted 6 October 2008 Breaking up is hard it took me a year to do it with my last girlfriend. But sex with other people is so much better.
Tabou Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Breaking up is hard it took me a year to do it with my last girlfriend. But sex with other people is so much better. Funny, That's exactley what your ex-missus said. Boyyaaa.
ozleicester Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 I think Lisa has it right with honest and to the point. If you are sure that it should be over, then be very clear that it is...there is no value in leaving any question marks or posibilities. "its not you, its me" is a valid statement in my opinion, and particularly valid given the original post which indicates that is the case. Good luck.
Tabou Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 I think Lisa has it right with honest and to the point. If you are sure that it should be over, then be very clear that it is...there is no value in leaving any question marks or posibilities."its not you, its me" is a valid statement in my opinion, and particularly valid given the original post which indicates that is the case. Good luck. Let us know how you got on Moreton! We need relationship advice thread. I am on rocky ground.
The People's Hero Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Just avoid her indefinitely and then seal the deal by announcing to the world that she's a hermaphrodite.
The People's Hero Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Also, I'd like to add 'breaking up is hard to do'.
Tabou Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Also, I'd like to add 'breaking up is hard to do'. Building on that... Just say... " I think this is as far as we are supposed to go". Nice and soft.
The People's Hero Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Building on that... Just say..." I think this is as far as we are supposed to go". Nice and soft. 'and we've come... to the END OF THE ROAD'. 'Seeya love'.
Asha Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Let us know how you got on Moreton!We need relationship advice thread. I am on rocky ground. Any of the 20 odd I made earlier this year could do?
Tabou Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Any of the 20 odd I made earlier this year could do? Bump. Bump. Bump. "Stop trying to get involved in my relationship and fook off before I stab you in the eye" Thread. Get on it Nussul.
Tilley Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 We need relationship advice thread. I am on rocky ground. I'm just about in Moreton's boat at the minute. Slightly longer than 11 months, like.
The People's Hero Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 I'm just about in Moreton's boat at the minute.Slightly longer than 11 months, like. Blow her out, tell her it was because she left you unfulfilled in the bedroom department and she really should take some tips from any one of her cousin, mother or best friend, wink and walk away, knowing that she'll always wonder 'what if I'd tried a bit harder in the sack'. Bam, it's like taking candy from a baby and then repeatedly slamming that candy in it's face.
sdb Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 i'd love to see what Moreton does with all this advice. get drunk, put his willy in her ear whilst casually asking her for lecture notes becasue he's going to be ill tomorrow? can't fail can it? edit: ok this went in the wrong thread!!!
Uncle Monty Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Funny, That's exactley what your ex-missus said. Boyyaaa. rather you than me
Wycombe Fox Posted 8 October 2008 Posted 8 October 2008 Monday's been and gone so...what happened with the breaking-up?
Tabou Posted 8 October 2008 Posted 8 October 2008 Monday's been and gone so...what happened with the breaking-up? Evidentley, she killed him. Come on Moreton, tell us!
Fox You Forest Posted 8 October 2008 Posted 8 October 2008 There both in A&E she has something stuck in her ear.
The People's Hero Posted 8 October 2008 Posted 8 October 2008 There both in A&E she has something stuck in her ear. Wow. Her ear must be well tight. I want in. Is she single yet?
Tabou Posted 8 October 2008 Posted 8 October 2008 Wow. Her ear must be well tight.I want in. Is she single yet? Depends if Moretan ACTUALLY but his schlong in her lughole.
The People's Hero Posted 8 October 2008 Posted 8 October 2008 Apparently it's stuck in there. Actually, Tabou - you know these ear problems we've been having? You don't think Moreton has been paying us covert, midnight visits do you?
Tabou Posted 8 October 2008 Posted 8 October 2008 Apparently it's stuck in there.Actually, Tabou - you know these ear problems we've been having? You don't think Moreton has been paying us covert, midnight visits do you? Hmmm. Could be true. Mine has become quite servere recentley. Your not a 6'5 Black man are you Moreton?
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