Confidence

[Zingari]

dear katy

i'm thinking of having a sex change .

should i keep the spare bits they cut off in my freezer in case i change my mind and want them put back, or should i burn my bridges and feed them to a cat or something ?

lawrie

( soon to be lorretta )

[Master Fox]

I'd give Maidstone girl a punt if she was game.

Probably.

Hope she's STI free.

Don't worry about that.

[Katy]

dear katy

i'm thinking of having a sex change .

should i keep the spare bits they cut off in my freezer in case i change my mind and want them put back, or should i burn my bridges and feed them to a cat or something ?

lawrie

( soon to be lorretta )

Dear Lawrie/Lorretta

It's a big decision and not one to be taken lightly, once you've had your bits chopped off there's no turning back unfortunately. To get a taste for it try going out in womans clothing and stuffing chicken fillets in your bra, you certainly won't look out of place in Liquid in leicester on a Saturday that's for sure.

Good Luck

Katy

[Master Fox]

take as much time as you need to think if it's what you really want, people will get hurt if you don't

That's the thing is Katy. I'm not sure? I've not slept with her yet, but i kind feel i need to.

I wish i had more will power.

[Katy]

That's the thing is Katy. I'm not sure? I've not slept with her yet, but i kind feel i need to.

I wish i had more will power.

If you love your girlfriend then you won't want to sleep with anyone else. If you're wanting to have shaggy shaggy with another bird then it's time for some serious relationship thinking.

[The People's Hero]

MF.

I totally know what you mean.

Kudos for having the balls to admit that being in a loving relationship doesn't mean you don't want to get jiggy with other birdies.

[Zingari]

Dear Lawrie/Lorretta

It's a big decision and not one to be taken lightly, once you've had your bits chopped off there's no turning back unfortunately. To get a taste for it try going out in womans clothing and stuffing chicken fillets in your bra, you certainly won't look out of place in Liquid in leicester on a Saturday that's for sure.

Good Luck

Katy

dear katy

i've changed my mind about the operation , and it's all down to you thanks

i might try the chicken fillets in the bra though .

should they be thoughroughy cooked in case i get a bit peckish on the way home, or would that detract from the "feel"

and how did such a pretty young slip of a girl become so wise ?

[James.]

You'll shag her, realise that it probaby wasn't worth it but feel better for it anyway and then be able to move on with life.

I went through something very similar.

[C-man]

Dear Katy,

Why has this thread descended into farce? And why hasn't Granno posted a pic yet?

Yours truly,

An Intrigued C-man.

[The People's Hero]

You'll shag her, realise that it probaby wasn't worth it but feel better for it anyway and then be able to move on with life.

I went through something very similar.

Can I take this advice to also apply to me?

If so, how do I convince her to play the necessary part which she must in this 'shaggage'?

[Katy]

dear katy

i've changed my mind about the operation , and it's all down to you thanks

i might try the chicken fillets in the bra though .

should they be thoughroughy cooked in case i get a bit peckish on the way home, or would that detract from the "feel"

and how did such a pretty young slip of a girl become so wise ?

Dear Zinger

Ha, it's called life experience I think or some such bollocks. Anyway, it's best to insert them into small plastic bags and then put them into the bra, uncooked. If cooked they lose their suppleness and as you say, lose their feel

Best of British

Katy

[Master Fox]

You'll shag her, realise that it probaby wasn't worth it but feel better for it anyway and then be able to move on with life.

I went through something very similar.

You think?

I'm sorting believing this scenario will develop. We go back quite a long way.

[The People's Hero]

You think?

I'm sorting believing this scenario will develop. We go back quite a long way.

And you've never done her before?

I'm surprised - and slightly disappointed.

[Tilley]

Dear Katy,

How do I convince Katy Perry to marry me?

Thanks,

Dom x

[C-man]

Dear Katy,

How do I convince Katy Perry to marry me?

Thanks,

Dom x

I'm no expert but I suggest you don't change your mind like a girl changes clothes.

[Tilley]

I'm no expert but I suggest you don't change your mind like a girl changes clothes.

[Katy]

Dear Katy,

How do I convince Katy Perry to marry me?

Thanks,

Dom x

Dear Dom,

Have you asked her?

Katy x

[Zingari]

Dear Katy,

Why has this thread descended into farce? And why hasn't Granno posted a pic yet?

Yours truly,

An Intrigued C-man.

i'm disgusted that anyone would regard people discussing their personal problems with auntie katy as a "farce"

i nearly made the biggest mistake of my life and was only saved by a few well chosen words of advice , so please be a little bit more understanding

[Tilley]

Dear Dom,

Have you asked her?

Katy x

Dear Katy,

Yes, she said she kissed a girl and she liked it, how do I convince her otherwise?

Dom x

[Master Fox]

And you've never done her before?

I'm surprised - and slightly disappointed.

Couple of years ago at a party, we got it on in the shower upstairs. Someone walked in and caught us. She was with her current boyfriend at the time. He still doesn't know about it. He doesn't know anything actually. And here we are again.

[Katy]

Dear Katy,

Yes, she said she kissed a girl and she liked it, how do I convince her otherwise?

Dom x

Dear Domald,

I refer you to Zinger Zing Arrs post of earlier then. She probably thinks you are so gay, even though you don't even like boys. It's a lost cause even by my standards.

Hop along to whatever name it is this week club and pull a look-a-like

Mucho Loveness

KT x

[James.]

Couple of years ago at a party, we got it on in the shower upstairs. Someone walked in and caught us. She was with her current boyfriend at the time. He still doesn't know about it. He doesn't know anything actually. And here we are again.

It's clearly a lust thing and I doubt there is much potential for anything longer term and more meaningful than that. In other words you'll struggle to move on with life and your longer term Mrs unless you have a cheeky night with this other girl.

For the good of everyone concerned you should probably get the job done this weekend and then agree to both go back to your respective partners and not do it again.

I doubt Katy will approve of this course of action.

[Zingari]

It's clearly a lust thing and I doubt there is much potential for anything longer term and more meaningful than that. In other words you'll struggle to move on with life and your longer term Mrs unless you have a cheeky night with this other girl.

For the good of everyone concerned you should probably get the job done this weekend and then agree to both go back to your respective partners and not do it again.

I doubt Katy will approve of this course of action.

don't give up the day job

[James.]

don't give up the day job

That advice is borne out of personal experience!

Bottom line Master Fox gets what he wants. Now if that's not good advice I don't know what is!

[Katy]

It's clearly a lust thing and I doubt there is much potential for anything longer term and more meaningful than that. In other words you'll struggle to move on with life and your longer term Mrs unless you have a cheeky night with this other girl.

For the good of everyone concerned you should probably get the job done this weekend and then agree to both go back to your respective partners and not do it again.

I doubt Katy will approve of this course of action.

Hey hey hey! I'm non judgmental. It's all about whether you can live with yourself afterwards, if MF thinks he can then that is up to him of course.