The People's Hero Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Miss Katy, A friend of mine likes this girl. I think perhaps he has always liked this girl. I know for a fact that this particular girl has always had a soft spot for him. He has come to me for advice because they recently spent a wonderful weekend together, he tells me. Since this weekend though, things have taken a turn for the worse. It appears that girl is with boyfriend and not in the usual boyfriend way where he is just better, this boyfriend seems... maybe better than him. He suspects and has good reason to believe that the girl is in two minds but knows that girl would find it hard to leave boyfriend because boyfriend apparently is a popular member of the main friendship group. My friend is not in this friendship group, he knows only girl. My friend is upset because he thinks something is there and he thinks that girl thinks something is there but that girl is afraid to embrace it and would rather see out her days with perfect boyfriend in big city London, not mr smalltime in Maidstoneville (place name disguised to protect his identity). What should he do? And how should he react if he doesn't get a birthday card from her this weekend? Yours-hoping you can help him, TPH 24.
Corky Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Katy, I friend of mine has started taking Viagra eyedrops. He wants me to take some as well, but I think I may look hard. Should I take them? Yours, Concerned Corky, Outside AoWW's house
Fox You Forest Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Katy, what should i watch on tv because i can't find sod all?
The People's Hero Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Katy, Why must we toil? Will the toil never end? When will I, will I be famous? I know bros aren't dead - but do you think they are dead inside? Yours, Young, Foolish and Happy (just one person, three attributes).
Katy Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Miss Katy,A friend of mine likes this girl. I think perhaps he has always liked this girl. I know for a fact that this particular girl has always had a soft spot for him. He has come to me for advice because they recently spent a wonderful weekend together, he tells me. Since this weekend though, things have taken a turn for the worse. It appears that girl is with boyfriend and not in the usual boyfriend way where he is just better, this boyfriend seems... maybe better than him. He suspects and has good reason to believe that the girl is in two minds but knows that girl would find it hard to leave boyfriend because boyfriend apparently is a popular member of the main friendship group. My friend is not in this friendship group, he knows only girl. My friend is upset because he thinks something is there and he thinks that girl thinks something is there but that girl is afraid to embrace it and would rather see out her days with perfect boyfriend in big city London, not mr smalltime in Maidstoneville (place name disguised to protect his identity). What should he do? And how should he react if he doesn't get a birthday card from her this weekend? Yours-hoping you can help him, TPH 24. Dear TPH, Thank you for your brave post. I think your friend (who sounds very familiar) should arrange a meeting with said girl, and talk as honestly and opening as you can about their feelings for each other. Make her see that your friend is the best proposition and not this jumped up twat from the big smoke. Maybe if he arranges the meeting for this weekend she could bring him a card then. Good Luck to your 'friend' Miss Katy
The People's Hero Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear TPH, Thank you for your brave post. I think your friend (who sounds very familiar) should arrange a meeting with said girl, and talk as honestly and opening as you can about their feelings for each other. Make her see that your friend is the best proposition and not this jumped up twat from the big smoke. Maybe if he arranges the meeting for this weekend she could bring him a card then. Good Luck to your 'friend' Miss Katy Maybe he already asked her and got given some bullsh it excuse and was asked to leave her alone. Does this alter your advice? Or should I text him as per what you've already said?
Katy Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Katy, I friend of mine has started taking Viagra eyedrops. He wants me to take some as well, but I think I may look hard. Should I take them? Yours, Concerned Corky, Outside AoWW's house Corky Although it is very tempting to give into peer pressure, please try not to. Be the bigger man. katy Dear Katy, what should i watch on tv because i can't find sod all? Dear FYF Fonejacker Ch4 Katy Dear Katy,Why must we toil? Will the toil never end? When will I, will I be famous? I know bros aren't dead - but do you think they are dead inside? Yours, Young, Foolish and Happy (just one person, three attributes). Dear YFaH I believe Bros have always been like that, apart from the bass player who had all the talent apparently Katy
Katy Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Maybe he already asked her and got given some bullsh it excuse and was asked to leave her alone.Does this alter your advice? Or should I text him as per what you've already said? If it's meant to be it will be but don't let one set back put you off. Invite her over for dinner, if she really likes him she will come.
The People's Hero Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 If it's meant to be it will be but don't let one set back put you off. Invite her over for dinner, if she really likes him she will come. He fears it's over before it was allowed to begin.
Katy Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 He fears it's over before it was allowed to begin. If one takes a defeatist attitude then this is what will happen.
The People's Hero Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 If one takes a defeatist attitude then this is what will happen. If only Bonnie Tyler were a lot lot younger.... She could write and perform a catchy power-ballad about this.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Katy, I will be going away this weekend with 3 other guys, im affraid that if i drink to much and pass out i will have dodgy sexual acts done unknowingly to me. Your advice is much needed. Yours Sincerly, Roo Boy
Katy Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Katy,I will be going away this weekend with 3 other guys, im affraid that if i drink to much and pass out i will have dodgy sexual acts done unknowingly to me. Your advice is much needed. Yours Sincerly, Roo Boy Dear Roo Boy, It's always a good idea to adhere to the policy of self preservation. Take responsibility for your actions and don't drink as much as you normal would. You will still have an excellent time and you will be able to walk away with your dignity intact. Regards Katy
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Roo Boy, It's always a good idea to adhere to the policy of self preservation. Take responsibility for your actions and don't drink as much as you normal would. You will still have an excellent time and you will be able to walk away with your dignity intact. Regards Katy Dear Katy, I have thought of your advice and fearful that even if not drunk and just sleeping that grusome acts may still come my way. Or should i get in first and chock nose everyone before i get get done first. Kind Regards, Roo Boy
Bazaldo Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 John's got brewers droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons They love a bit of it
Finnegan Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Katy. I am, after about three years trying, back in the black. Do I owe you money? Have you charged interest? Finners.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 November 2008 Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Katy.I am, after about three years trying, back in the black. Do I owe you money? Have you charged interest? Finners. Turn on AC/DC Back in black and enjoy the moment
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 27 November 2008 Author Posted 27 November 2008 Dear Katy, Is there a God?
Katy Posted 28 November 2008 Posted 28 November 2008 Dear Katy.I am, after about three years trying, back in the black. Do I owe you money? Have you charged interest? Finners. Dear Finners, I could lie and say yes, but alas, I gave lying up for lent so with heavy heart I say, you owe me nowt. Good day Katy
Finnegan Posted 28 November 2008 Posted 28 November 2008 Dear Finners, I could lie and say yes, but alas, I gave lying up for lent so with heavy heart I say, you owe me nowt. Good day Katy Well sorry anyway for dicking you around with all that shirt business. Should never have put me name down, really. Knew I couldn't afford it tbh. But thats how I got in debt in the first place.
Katy Posted 28 November 2008 Posted 28 November 2008 Dear Katy,Is there a God? Dear MTWG Try texting 118 118 they are good at these sorts of things Katy
Unabomber Posted 28 November 2008 Posted 28 November 2008 Dear Katy, What do you do if you didn't buy enough beer and it has ran out way too early. but all the shops are closed and you can't afford to go out, but your mates still have beer left but are unwilling to share?
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