Guest Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 If only I was coming tomorrow you'd have been able to see.Mmmm...Lovely mental image. It will stay with me for a very long time.
Corky Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 In a bid to try and boost my confidence, I bought this little baby. I look good, apparently. Very nice Lise
Katy Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 Dear Katy,Oh yeah, I know a goodbye when I hear it she smiles But her heart's already out there Walking down the street She says I don't want nobody else, I love you She's lying There won't be somebody else and that's true She's lying Say you'll always be my friend sweet darling Why does she pretend? Can you help? Yours, Corky Dear Corky, It's nice to see the Jimmy Nail transplant went well Love Katy PS I'm going to have to put the advice on hold for a bit as I have problems of my own to deal with at the present time. I will be back though
Corky Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 Dear Corky, It's nice to see the Jimmy Nail transplant went well Love Katy PS I'm going to have to put the advice on hold for a bit as I have problems of my own to deal with at the present time. I will be back though There ain't no doubt it's good for me. See ya later, Pet Hope your problems are sorted out soon
Katy Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 There ain't no doubt it's good for me.See ya later, Pet Hope your problems are sorted out soon Bless ya, thanks. I hope Jimmy is everything you want him to be.
stez Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 Bless ya, thanks. I hope Jimmy is everything you want him to be. his new bbc1 vehicle certainly is not
Milky Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 In a bid to try and boost my confidence, I bought this little baby. I look good, apparently. Nice
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 December 2008 Author Posted 5 December 2008 Why does it say I created this thread?
Lovejoy Posted 6 December 2008 Posted 6 December 2008 I had a date this evening and I think she thought I was a little over confident . Just as well really, she was fookin' boring :laugh: . Off the hook, and single again !
skinnydipper Posted 6 December 2008 Posted 6 December 2008 Dear Katy, After some years alone I have recently had some good fortune. I now have a new lady in my life. Her name is Emma and as you can see from my sig she is quite beautiful. The sex is amazing and she never suffers from headaches like most of my previous girlfriends. But on the downside conversation between us can be stilted and I seem to be the one making most of the effort.I thought that she was "The One" but now I'm not so sure. Can you help ? SD
AoWW Posted 6 December 2008 Posted 6 December 2008 Dear Katy, After some years alone I have recently had some good fortune. I now have a new lady in my life. Her name is Emma and as you can see from my sig she is quite beautiful. The sex is amazing and she never suffers from headaches like most of my previous girlfriends. But on the downside conversation between us can be stilted and I seem to be the one making most of the effort.I thought that she was "The One" but now I'm not so sure. Can you help ? SD Apparently Katy's given up the advice for a short while (nervous breakdown, allegedly... poor girl! ) so I thought I might wade in to respond to your plea in her absence. Unfortunately, Katy's the one who does the considered, thoughtful, fluffy advice, whereas mine tends to be a tad more, erm, brutal harsh bitchy truthful. So... Dear SD To be honest, at your age you're lucky to be getting any at all. The fact that you describe the sex you share with this special lady as 'amazing' shows that senility is setting in you appreciate her finer physical qualities. But, being a typical man, you just want more, more, more. Sod the conversation... buy a parrot if it matters that much to you. And just be grateful that Emma who must have some ulterior motive, perhaps he's rich? is willing to lay back and think of ye olde scenic England on such a regular basis. Yours patiently AoWW Enc: repeat prescription for Migraleve, please forward to Ms E Hooker.
skinnydipper Posted 6 December 2008 Posted 6 December 2008 Apparently Katy's given up the advice for a short while (nervous breakdown, allegedly... poor girl! ) so I thought I might wade in to respond to your plea in her absence. Unfortunately, Katy's the one who does the considered, thoughtful, fluffy advice, whereas mine tends to be a tad more, erm, brutal harsh bitchy truthful.So... Dear SD To be honest, at your age you're lucky to be getting any at all. The fact that you describe the sex you share with this special lady as 'amazing' shows that senility is setting in you appreciate her finer physical qualities. But, being a typical man, you just want more, more, more. Sod the conversation... buy a parrot if it matters that much to you. And just be grateful that Emma who must have some ulterior motive, perhaps he's rich? is willing to lay back and think of ye olde scenic England on such a regular basis. Yours patiently AoWW Enc: repeat prescription for Migraleve, please forward to Ms E Hooker. Dear AOWW, Thank you for your brutal honesty.Having taken on board your advice a wedding may well be on the cards. Unfortunately neither Emma or I have many friends so we're thinking of asking the parrot to do the best man's speech and were wondering if you would do us the honour of being chief bridesmaid. In fact we're a bit short of guests so if you have any other friends they could be bridesmaids too. Got to dash as we didn't get much sleep last night and Emma needs a good shower SD
Webbo Posted 6 December 2008 Posted 6 December 2008 Dear Katy, After some years alone I have recently had some good fortune. I now have a new lady in my life. Her name is Emma and as you can see from my sig she is quite beautiful. The sex is amazing and she never suffers from headaches like most of my previous girlfriends. But on the downside conversation between us can be stilted and I seem to be the one making most of the effort.I thought that she was "The One" but now I'm not so sure. Can you help ? SD The two timing bitch told me I was the one!
skinnydipper Posted 6 December 2008 Posted 6 December 2008 The two timing bitch told me I was the one! That explains things I was a bit strapped for cash and could only afford second hand
JakeShingler Posted 6 December 2008 Posted 6 December 2008 Dear Katy, After some years alone I have recently had some good fortune. I now have a new lady in my life. Her name is Emma and as you can see from my sig she is quite beautiful. The sex is amazing and she never suffers from headaches like most of my previous girlfriends. But on the downside conversation between us can be stilted and I seem to be the one making most of the effort.I thought that she was "The One" but now I'm not so sure. Can you help ? SD
The People's Hero Posted 8 December 2008 Posted 8 December 2008 They broke up Who what? They did? What a shame.
Master Fox Posted 8 December 2008 Posted 8 December 2008 Who what?They did? What a shame. yeah, i guess
Alexikokopops Posted 9 December 2008 Posted 9 December 2008 Did you go tto the Wizard and get some Confidence Michael?
The People's Hero Posted 9 December 2008 Posted 9 December 2008 Did you go tto the Wizard and get some Confidence Michael? I'm going to go to your 'wizard' and get me some 'confidence'.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 December 2008 Author Posted 9 December 2008 Did you go tto the Wizard and get some Confidence Michael? I don't know what the "wizard" is, but yes.
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