Confidence

[Katy]

As if you would turn down the chance to be in the same room as Girls Aloud.

I'm sorry that role has been filmed by the real dopey.

I've had to just file through the inbox on my phone to find out how this whole film rubbish started!

Pah!

I know know that Syston Fox is a 'playa' and a raving homosexual.....interesting.

[syston_fox]

Pah!

I know know that Syston Fox is a 'playa' and a raving homosexual.....interesting.

Whats more interesting is the fact that apparentley the change only took 2 days. I only got for the Katy though!

[Katy]

Whats more interesting is the fact that apparentley the change only took 2 days. I only got for the Katy though!

Schweet. Who have you been 'playing' then sunshine?

[The People's Hero]

Schweet. Who have you been 'playing' then sunshine?

He's not Russell is he?

Bloody Russell.

[Simi]

Ched - The Godfather of All Knowledge.

Jizzing on a Weetabix did categorically NOT work. <_<

Sorry to hear that mate, I thought it was a dead cert.

Apologies for late reply, spent a lot of time trawling through to find a worthwhile post. Makes a change doing that and not seeing any of mine.

[Joe.]

For Ben & Chris

[syston_fox]

For Ben & Chris

Not on the first date.

[The People's Hero]

A first date?

That'd be nice.

James. 25. Nearly.

[Katy]

Not on the first date.

You could do the room thing after the random game you two are going to, the perfect end to the perfect day

[lildave3]

You could do the room thing after the random game you two are going to, the perfect end to the perfect day

Don't give him any ideas.

[syston_fox]

You could do the room thing after the random game you two are going to, the perfect end to the perfect day

And what about our random game next week?

[Corky]

You could do the room thing after the random game you two are going to, the perfect end to the perfect day

Dear Katy,

I am thristy. What should I drink?

Yours,

Corky, Middle of Nowhere.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Sorry to hear that mate, I thought it was a dead cert.

Apologies for late reply, spent a lot of time trawling through to find a worthwhile post. Makes a change doing that and not seeing any of mine.

Zing!

[Katy]

And what about our random game next week?

What about it love?

Dear Katy,

I am thristy. What should I drink?

Yours,

Corky, Middle of Nowhere.

Dear Corkeh,

It's a good idea to drink fluids regularly throughout the day to prevent feelings of extreme thirst. Drink water regularly to flush vitamins and minerals around the body and to maintain good health.

Kind Regards

Katy, Also in the Middle of Nowhere.

[Corky]

What about it love?

Dear Corkeh,

It's a good idea to drink fluids regularly throughout the day to prevent feelings of extreme thirst. Drink water regularly to flush vitamins and minerals around the body and to maintain good health.

Kind Regards

Katy, Also in the Middle of Nowhere.

Very useful advice Katy. I will be writing to you again some time in the near future

[Katy]

Very useful advice Katy. I will be writing to you again some time in the near future

Katy is always here to help, thank you for your question.

[AoWW]

Dear Katy

Should I go blonder... I'm undecided...?

AoWW

[stez]

Dear Katy

Should I go blonder... I'm undecided...?

AoWW

now, i'm no expert, but the fact your undecided suggests 'dizzy tendencies' so i reckon yes, but i'll submit to the expert

[Nationwider]

Dear Katy

Should I go blonder... I'm undecided...?

AoWW

Grammar inquest: more blonde?

[Corky]

Katy is always here to help, thank you for your question.

I actually have another one for you.

Dear Katy,

A lady today (I won't mention her name, but it's AoWW) said she didn't want me. I'm heartbroken. I felt really confident and I thought I was on to something special. She doesn't feel the same. I don't know what to do. Can you help?

Yours,

Depressed Corky, Park bench

(That actually looked like a proper advice letter as well )

[AoWW]

Grammar inquest: more blonde?

I'm an English Teacher - we makes the rules.

[stez]

dear k

should i bother opening the mullet thread?

yours

mr stezza mardon

[Katy]

Dear Katy

Should I go blonder... I'm undecided...?

AoWW

Dear AoWW,

Katy thinks a blonder AoWW would be very pleasurable to ones eye.

Regards

Katy

I actually have another one for you.

Dear Katy,

A lady today (I won't mention her name, but it's AoWW) said she didn't want me. I'm heartbroken. I felt really confident and I thought I was on to something special. She doesn't feel the same. I don't know what to do. Can you help?

Yours,

Depressed Corky, Park bench

(That actually looked like a proper advice letter as well )

Dear Corky,

Rejection is a difficult thing to come to terms with but all is not lost. Try and find out what sort of things she likes and what makes her smile. Randomly send her flowers to her place of work. Whatever you do, don't give up until she takes out a court injunction against you.

Regards

Katy

[Katy]

dear k

should i bother opening the mullet thread?

yours

mr stezza mardon

Dear Mr mardon,

No

Regards

K

[Corky]

Dear Corky,

Rejection is a difficult thing to come to terms with but all is not lost. Try and find out what sort of things she likes and what makes her smile. Randomly send her flowers to her place of work. Whatever you do, don't give up until she takes out a court injunction against you.

Regards

Katy

I will do