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I and I would love to know if it is better to warm the tea pot before putting the boiling water in?

Do what you want.

Why do chips from the chippy taste better in paper than on a plate?

Because they do.

Why are Krispy Kreme donuts so moreish?

They're not.

Chicken or the egg?

Who cares?

How many kilogrammes in a mile?

234567654

When will NSLL stop lying to himself and face up to the truth?

He's waiting for you to come out of the closet.

Have young women with big boobs got their whole life in front of them?

No.

Will i ever find true love?

If you go to Quebec, yes.

Posted
where is Karolina Kurkova's belly button ?

1000058310.jpg

It clearly isn't there.

Why does lildave3 think I'm female?

Lildave is the King.

Dear Bert,

What is the meaning of life?

You get born, a load of shit happens, then you kick the bucket.

Posted
If practice makes perfect, and no-one is perfect, why practice?

If you keep practicing, you may just be perfect.

Posted

Just to let people know - My original post that was quoted, was actually true.

Posted
Do you have a footie treble up your sleeve for tomorrow bert?

Yeah i do as it goes.

Posted
Care to share the wealth?

I see your last 2 in the betting thread came in, I need a winner, having a shocker this season :P

Villa.

Wigan.

Millwall.

7/2.

Bert, what are the next lot of lottery numbers?

Fook nose.

Posted
Bollocks....

I should really take a week off one week, let you get within touching distance and all that.

It really is lonely at the top...

:ph34r:

Posted
I should really take a week off one week, let you get within touching distance and all that.

It really is lonely at the top...

:ph34r:

You've gotta win something though, seeing as Fenerbache won't be winning anything this year.

:unsure::ph34r:

Posted
You've gotta win something though, seeing as Fenerbache won't be winning anything this year.

:unsure::ph34r:

Uefa Cup, watch this space.

(:laugh: Not a chance)

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