Santa_Claus Posted 24 December 2008 Author Posted 24 December 2008 Dear SantaI was alarmed to wake up in the middle of the night and realise I DON'T HAVE A CHIMNEY!!! Yet I've been a very, very good girl allllllllll year. Does this mean I won't get any presents? With love (and some carrots for the reindeer), AoWW My dear sweet AoWW, Never fear I'm always ready to give girlies a big one whether they are good or naughty, naughtier the better ho ho ho! Just have one condition - it's a long held tradition that you have to kiss my sack! Merry Christmas Be prepared for getting a big one tonight
Father Christmas Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 My dear sweet AoWW,Never fear I'm always ready to give girlies a big one whether they are good or naughty, naughtier the better ho ho ho! Just have one condition - it's a long held tradition that you have to kiss my sack! Merry Christmas Be prepared for getting a big one tonight Makes you wanna puke! He must be the imposter as he wouldn't have time for all that lovey dovey shite on today of all days! If you see him kids. Burn him!
AoWW Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 My dear sweet AoWW,Never fear I'm always ready to give girlies a big one whether they are good or naughty, naughtier the better ho ho ho! Just have one condition - it's a long held tradition that you have to kiss my sack! Merry Christmas Be prepared for getting a big one tonight Dearest Santa Ooooohhh, I'm sooo excited now about my big present. I know some people claim that 'small is beautiful' but I tend to be of the opinion that 'big is best'! I didn't like to admit to occasional bouts of naughtiness in my earlier letter - I thought you only came to good girls - but it's a relief to know you are relaxed about any slight misadventures I may have had during the year. Having to kiss your sack sounds a little 'unusual' but it's a straightforward enough request, I suppose - I just hope it's clean? I'm still slightly concerned about how you're going to gain entry but I've no doubt you've got it under control so I'll leave the technicalities in your very capable hands. I hope you have a Happy and Memorable Christmas, Santa. Lots of love, AoWW xxxx
Corky Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 My dear sweet AoWW,Never fear I'm always ready to give girlies a big one whether they are good or naughty, naughtier the better ho ho ho! Just have one condition - it's a long held tradition that you have to kiss my sack! Merry Christmas Be prepared for getting a big one tonight Are you chatting up my bird?
Santa_Claus Posted 24 December 2008 Author Posted 24 December 2008 Dearest SantaOoooohhh, I'm sooo excited now about my big present. I know some people claim that 'small is beautiful' but I tend to be of the opinion that 'big is best'! I didn't like to admit to occasional bouts of naughtiness in my earlier letter - I thought you only came to good girls - but it's a relief to know you are relaxed about any slight misadventures I may have had during the year. Having to kiss your sack sounds a little 'unusual' but it's a straightforward enough request, I suppose - I just hope it's clean? I'm still slightly concerned about how you're going to gain entry but I've no doubt you've got it under control so I'll leave the technicalities in your very capable hands. I hope you have a Happy and Memorable Christmas, Santa. Lots of love, AoWW xxxx Ho Ho Ho Watch out I'm a coming!
Santa_Claus Posted 24 December 2008 Author Posted 24 December 2008 Are you chatting up my bird? Your is the ugly one for Christmas
AoWW Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Are you chatting up my bird? Awwwwww. Ho Ho Ho Watch out I'm a coming!
Fox You Forest Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 I'm still laughing at "gain entry". :laugh:
Corky Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Ho Ho Ho Watch out I'm a coming! We haven't got a chimney, and I'm not opening any doors for you.
Corky Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 50% yours. I'm afraid mate that AoWW said she wanted me and me only. Sorry
Libertine Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 I'm afraid mate that AoWW said she wanted me and me only.Sorry Phail.
The Blur Posted 25 December 2008 Posted 25 December 2008 I suspect Santa Claus is a product of multiple accounts and is actually Tabou in disguise
Santa_Claus Posted 25 December 2008 Author Posted 25 December 2008 Well that's that done, in this part of the world, anyway, and that's me retiring for another year. now who could I have been? Ho Ho Ho!
Corky Posted 25 December 2008 Posted 25 December 2008 Well that's that done, in this part of the world, anyway, and that's me retiring for another year. now who could I have been? Ho Ho Ho! Where are my presents? I Ho Ho Hope it's not you delivering presents next year.
Guest Posted 25 December 2008 Posted 25 December 2008 Where are my presents? I Ho Ho Hope it's not you delivering presents next year. You should have been a good boy.
Corky Posted 25 December 2008 Posted 25 December 2008 You should have been a good boy. I'm ALWAYS a good boy.
JakeShingler Posted 25 December 2008 Posted 25 December 2008 Hmmm so who is it? I think it's TPH Liby?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 26 December 2008 Posted 26 December 2008 Santa is a corporate sell out, constantly wearing the company colours and promoting a well known drink! You've done your job, now bugger off for another year!
DB11 Posted 26 December 2008 Posted 26 December 2008 Would explain why he's not posting anymore. (not that people got shot...) Just to put it bluntly, 'eh?
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