Santa_Claus Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Santa Claus is bigger than this, He's got a door and a window, Santa Claus is NOT Barry Hayles.
Santa_Claus Posted 23 December 2008 Author Posted 23 December 2008 Never mind Fryatt does Santa have a Claus in his Foxestalk contract?
Corky Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Never mind Fryatt does Santa have a Claus in his Foxestalk contract? Are you Claus Lundekvam?
Santa_Claus Posted 23 December 2008 Author Posted 23 December 2008 A release Claus. A bit like the one Kisnorbo supposedly has/had... I'm to be available, definitely, for important international fixtures against tiny insignificant nations. On that note, I've got a load to deliver all over Andorra. Ho ho ho.
Santa_Claus Posted 23 December 2008 Author Posted 23 December 2008 A release Claus. A bit like the one Kisnorbo supposedly has/had... Is that like a rolling contract?
Santa_Claus Posted 23 December 2008 Author Posted 23 December 2008 Is that like a rolling contract? Sorry, I shouldn't be so franck.
Father Christmas Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 WTF!!!!! Get out Santa! This is England we have Father Christmas here! Now bugger off!
stez Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 WTF!!!!!Get out Santa! This is England we have Father Christmas here! Now bugger off! one of you is hairier than the other that's for sure!
Fox You Forest Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Neither will be getting a mince pie from me.
Father Christmas Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Neither will be getting a mince pie from me. No F'in pressies for you then sonny! Shame you had some good ones lined up to. Now where has that imported imposter gone?
GLC Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 santa is a peado santa is a peado nah nah nah nah hey nah nah nah nah hey
Father Ted Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 WTF!!!!!Get out Santa! This is England we have Father Christmas here! Now bugger off! Father Christmas my arse, Father Ted is the Father around here.
MC Prussian Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Daggers and Thracian in a red suit/white beard contest? A la "mine is bigger than yours"?
Dr The Singh Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Daggers and Thracian in a red suit/white beard contest?A la "mine is bigger than yours"? Everyone knows Santa is a Singh, he's got long hair, beard, a hat for a turban and loves a drink and to, and never turns up when you want him!! I love Santa Singh Claus!!!
davieG Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 You two are clearly the same person Which two?
davieG Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Santa_Claus and Father Christmas Father Christmas is an imposter and so is Santa Claus and so is Santa Claus and so is Santa Claus and so is Santa Claus!
Zingari Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 everbody sign here ; it's a sanity clause ---------------------------
Corky Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 everbody sign here ; it's a sanity clause --------------------------- Father Christmas isn't a myth, he's a mythter.
AoWW Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Dear Santa I was alarmed to wake up in the middle of the night and realise I DON'T HAVE A CHIMNEY!!! Yet I've been a very, very good girl allllllllll year. Does this mean I won't get any presents? With love (and some carrots for the reindeer), AoWW
Zingari Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Dear SantaI was alarmed to wake up in the middle of the night and realise I DON'T HAVE A CHIMNEY!!! Yet I've been a very, very good girl allllllllll year. Does this mean I won't get any presents? With love (and some carrots for the reindeer), AoWW if you've got a reasonable " flue" you should be ok
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