Brain-dead Celebrities

[Daggers]

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Lusardi calls 999 to get to panto

Former glamour girl Linda Lusardi dialled 999 after getting stuck in heavy traffic on her way to a pantomime appearance, police have said.

Ms Lusardi, 50, called emergency services to ask if she could drive on the M25's hard shoulder so she could reach the High Wycombe theatre in time.

A Hertfordshire police spokesman said: "The request was denied and she was given suitable words of advice."

Ms Lusardi is playing the Wicked Queen in Snow White at the Swan Theatre.

The former Emmerdale actress was on her way to the matinee performance when she made the call.

The police spokesman said: "We received a phone call from a woman asking if she could have emergency permission to use the hard shoulder of the M25 as she was late for an appointment.

"Being late for work is not a reason to call 999, contact the police or use emergency measures. Use of the hard shoulder is restricted for emergency service vehicles only.

"In particular, we would also strongly urge people to only phone 999 in an absolute emergency, such as where there is immediate threat to life or property."

[stez]

what a tit

[Corky]

what a tit

I hope you're here all week

"She's behind you, about ten miles back".

[Webbo]

That's the last time I crack one off over her picture.

[stez]

I hope you're here all week

"She's behind you, about ten miles back".

there's no getting rid of me, especially when i'm in such a pun-tastic mood/on holiday from work

That's the last time I crack one off over her picture.

that'll learn her! you'll need to wipe down the old sam fox pictures

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

The new Iceland advert with the menage a trois of Donovan, Nolan, and Katona makes me violently ill.

[Katy]

Ahhh I should've read this one BEFORE the other thread

[The Blur]

That's the last time I crack one off over her picture.

You are brainless for picking an unworthy woman to crack one off!