Ric Flair Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 I am going to try my best pal, last night's efforts were pathetic.
Corky Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Please excuse my ignorance, but what is "doing the John"?
The People's Hero Posted 30 January 2009 Author Posted 30 January 2009 Anyone planning on it? What technique will you use? How long will you last? What lies will you tell to make the fantasy a genuine possibility? What name will you use? How much are you willing to pay?
Ric Flair Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 3 in 3 weeks for me, I intend to keep the run going. The performance will no doubt be suspect.
fox123 Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Burying the Badger in the Beaver - New blood sport?
The People's Hero Posted 30 January 2009 Author Posted 30 January 2009 Burying the Badger in the Beaver - New blood sport? I usually refrain at those times - it's only a week, pal. There are other orifiiii.
Dr The Singh Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 I just had one Any chance of slops mate, my tank is over flowing!!
Master Fox Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Any chance of slops mate, my tank is over flowing!! Coming your way....
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Any chance of slops mate, my tank is over flowing!! Ah its Friday and the Dr is out
Dr The Singh Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Ah its Friday and the Dr is out Oh yes, sans alcohol though!!!!!!!!!!
cisono Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Anyone planning on it this weekend? For a moment, I thought it was something to do with a "Dear John" letter http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_John_letter Should anyone need to write one, here is a useful website: http://www.romanceforeveryone.com/article/...ohn-letter.html These days, people are probably writing "Dear John SMSs or texts" though (if they bother at all)
Monk Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Anyone planning on it this weekend? I tend not to plan whilst on the john. Prefer to be at a desk to do serious stuff like that. I did however have a cracking game of virtual pool during my meeting with Douglas Herd this morning.
BoneDog Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Don't mean to brag, but from 1990 to 2000 I never went 2 days without. All over me they were!
cisono Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Don't mean to brag, but from 1990 to 2000 I never went 2 days without. All over me they were! I now understand your choice of username
BoneDog Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 I now understand your choice of username Hahaha! Have I missed the point or something?!
BoneDog Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Hold on. I've just understood what you mean! At first I thought you meant emptyhead, which is where the name stemmed from
The People's Hero Posted 31 January 2009 Author Posted 31 January 2009 Last night I led a (possibly gay) bar in loud renditions of various Beatles/Elton John/Kinks tracks. That's about as close to 'doing the John' as you can get in Maidstone without waking up with nobrot.
The People's Hero Posted 2 February 2009 Author Posted 2 February 2009 How did this work out for everyone? Any unexpected doing of the John? If so, how was the John done?
General Smuts Posted 2 February 2009 Posted 2 February 2009 How did this work out for everyone?Any unexpected doing of the John? If so, how was the John done? I tried to suprise John with some John while he was on the John. Things got messy.
lookwhaticando Posted 2 February 2009 Posted 2 February 2009 Doing the John sounds like assaulting the toilet with a poorly digested meal of questionable quality.
The People's Hero Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 I tried to suprise John with some John while he was on the John.Things got messy. You still going with that SCAT fetish? How's it working out for you?
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