Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 Let's do it. Tayyabs then a few drinks round Brick Lane. Yes - will bring the lady along as well. prob best if we book a table as it gets rammed in there. Last time I went the gave us 4 extra Sheik (sp) kebabs by accident and didn't charge us for them. Awesome that place is. Might have to wait until the week after the Swindon game as I'm going to be busy moving.
StanSP Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Take a handful of water and leave it at the front base of the toilet bowl. Just enough so that if someone drops their trousers/pants/skirt etc without looking, their pants soak up a little water. Chances are they will not notice it until they tug on their pants and then the first thought when the liquid wetness hits their leg is that someone peed on the floor and it's soaked into their pants. Or their skirt.
skinnydipper Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Pray for their souls monk and have them kneel before you and beg for forgiveness
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 Take a handful of water and leave it at the front base of the toilet bowl. Just enough so that if someone drops their trousers/pants/skirt etc without looking, their pants soak up a little water. Chances are they will not notice it until they tug on their pants and then the first thought when the liquid wetness hits their leg is that someone peed on the floor and it's soaked into their pants. Or their skirt. This is GENIUS!
Jimmy2Drags Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 This is GENIUS! Or possibly....just a bit of water on their skirt... The shit in the oven....now that's genius!
The People's Hero Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Chilli powder in the knickers! You know it makes sense. (Does it?)
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 One of them puts sugar in her tea all the time so could swap that for salt
Guest Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 They sound like a right pair of dirty bitches. Even if you do nothing, they will get what's coming to them, remember, what goes around, comes around. I hope you find somewhere really nice.
Dr The Singh Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Let me move in with them, they will soon be begging for you and your lady to move back!!!
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 Thanks for the replies guys, was less looking for revenge, more looking to see other people's opinion on if I've been unreasonable. Had so much to deal with - me almost running out of money, my girlfriend has issues with her visa, and now this. Will be relieved in a few months when everything has calmed down a bit. Edit: Though a bit of revenge won't go amiss...
The People's Hero Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Thanks for the replies guys, was less looking for revenge, more looking to see other people's opinion on if I've been unreasonable. Had so much to deal with - me almost running out of money, my girlfriend has issues with her visa, and now this. Will be relieved in a few months when everything has calmed down a bit.Edit: Though a bit of revenge won't go amiss... All the best with it mate. I have a feeling it will work out well for you both.
Babylon Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Cut a spare key and hand back the originals when you leave. Then hand the newly cut keys to the first stinking tramp you find, tell him you are a secret millionaire and want to help them. Hand him the keys and a fake deed... tell him that he will be sharing it wish another couple of vagrants and that he shouldn't let them boss him about.
Lamby Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 1) Get it on with them 2) Jizz in their underwear 3) Leave bugs in their beds
samlcfc Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Take a handful of water and leave it at the front base of the toilet bowl. Just enough so that if someone drops their trousers/pants/skirt etc without looking, their pants soak up a little water. Chances are they will not notice it until they tug on their pants and then the first thought when the liquid wetness hits their leg is that someone peed on the floor and it's soaked into their pants. Or their skirt. or just take a piss all over the base of the toilet
coale39 Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Cut a spare key and hand back the originals when you leave. Then hand the newly cut keys to the first stinking tramp you find, tell him you are a secret millionaire and want to help them. Hand him the keys and a fake deed... tell him that he will be sharing it wish another couple of vagrants and that he shouldn't let them boss him about. Haha genius!
StanSP Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 One of them puts sugar in her tea all the time so could swap that for salt Classic!!!
Jimmy2Drags Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Cut a spare key and hand back the originals when you leave. Then hand the newly cut keys to the first stinking tramp you find, tell him you are a secret millionaire and want to help them. Hand him the keys and a fake deed... tell him that he will be sharing it wish another couple of vagrants and that he shouldn't let them boss him about. Classic......I might do this to my mate cos he's a right bastard.
Monk Posted 3 February 2009 Author Posted 3 February 2009 I tend to like the simple revenge tactics, such as changing the timer on the boiler - either switch it off entirely or turn it right to the top. Salt instead of sugar.Mackerel in the Toilet. Report the TV license violation. Simple but effective. I just feel sorry for the poor sod who takes our room when we leave!
coale39 Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Why dont ya dig a big hole in the kitchen, fill with liquid nitrogen and cover with a rug. BOOM!
Wycombe Fox Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 Chilli powder in the knickers! A bit too visible. Has to be either a bird's eye or scotch bonnet chilli, cut in half lengthways, de-seeded and smeared on the gusset, especialy effective if it's on a thong (allegedly) Bitches! Or try this one http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1304148/room...red_floor_trap/
StanSP Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 You mentioned they got a new TV? It may have a setting to come on at a set time. if so, on the day you leave, set the time to about 3am next morning. Turn the volume up to the max and then switch off. And you could superglue the windows shut. So come summer, if they are still there, the glue probably should have settled and they shall burn inside...
Wycombe Fox Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 You mentioned they got a new TV?It may have a setting to come on at a set time. if so, on the day you leave, set the time to about 3am next morning. Turn the volume up to the max and then switch off. And you could superglue the windows shut. So come summer, if they are still there, the glue probably should have settled and they shall burn inside... Or, set it to come on as you say, but also superglue the TV buttons, the plug into the socket and the fuse. They'll have to smash-up their own TV to stop it working!!!
StanSP Posted 3 February 2009 Posted 3 February 2009 A bit too visible. Has to be either a bird's eye or scotch bonnet chilli, cut in half lengthways, de-seeded and smeared on the gusset, especialy effective if it's on a thong (allegedly)Bitches! Or try this one http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1304148/room...red_floor_trap/ That video - i find the second one gets better everytime I watch!! Here's the powder/hairdryer one I was on about earlier: http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=girlfr...d-by-hair-dryer And just saw this!!!! http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=girlfriend-owned-5-ways (don't do that to your girl - but if you could do this twice to the other 2 bitches - result: pure comedy and fits of laughter!!!!
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